they are killing me with hammers

its get your wish porter robinson tuesday

don't count out touchdown tom...

i like mistletoe by justin bieber its a nice festive time tune

can cal poly really go all the way

f1 radio comms im just farting in the mic i am banned from racing ever again

its the loneliest place on the football field....

holding a team under 10 points in a set is so nasty im so fucking scared man what are they cooking in texas

lavine has almost 30 points at halftime i think we should get 7 first round picks for him

the miami heat are #notgood

i like the colors here

does alabama know they have a good receiver they should just throw it to him a billion times

woke ref not calling a too many men penalty because one of the players could be nonbinary

#breaking its the tree

reporting live from the tree

theyre killing me

my ritzpicks 2 (upsets for day 2 of ncaa d1 volleyball championship): i think florida will beat seven seeded rice. i think ucla can beat kentucky. these are my two picks. i was gonna pick against texas as a joke bc they scare me and i dont like them but i cannot let my heart pick for me.

the game would go jolly

theyre saying zach lavine and demar derozan are generating trade interest oh im sure

give me drafts or give me death

Oscar Mayer Big & Juicy Weiners (1993-circa 2004): In order to market specifically to a more adult market, Oscar Mayer released a new fleet of "extra-large, vendor-style hot dogs", developed to reflect "regional tastes" and with a major marketing blitz starring George Foreman. Check this 🧵!

just got hit with the realization kemba walker really wont play in the nba anymore wow

i will report live from the tree

frankforgettaboutit more like

there is something so magical about grilled cheese sandwich

i had a free trial of apple music this past month

buffalo wild wings has darn good burgers which makes you wonder why they arent buffalo wild burgers

Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom

I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30. Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50. I’m 58 now. HIV treatment works. Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex. Ensure HIV treatment for all. End HIV stigma. #WorldAIDSDay

Hold onto your bricks! Rexy has officially entered the LEGO Technic universe. 🧱 Build the 1,313-piece Rexy, the Porsche 911 GT3 RAWR starting January 1, 2026. We will be selling this ferocious model at track and online. Details to come 👀 Story: bit.ly/4iva1lz

happy holidays!

my baby is washed beyond belief its so sad

this is all one bird

i think a lot of my love for sports is in the people who play them. i like dunks and goals and homeruns and all the other highlights sports can bring. but if i don't like any of the people playing it makes me care a little less

do you think dinosaurs felt scary and got self-conscious

ritznation how are we feeling

HBD Javy 🥳

if victor wembanyama had a skeleton this is what it might look like

mister tomlin i hear ice fishing and birdwatching is a ton of fun. you should consider it

i feel like we've had this path many years now i will try to not get out ahead of myself (its natty or bust)

WILL LEVIS YOUR LEGACY LIVES ON

churu chomps

what are they feeding quebecois people

lol they interrupted the iron bowl with "breaking news" (the lottery)

I met Invalid Handle I'm never going to fail

I met Invalid Handle I'm never going to fail