Frän
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GenX girl in a techno world
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Word on the street is you're into soft-rock power ballads
about 1 year ago
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Hateful as a default personality is so ugly. God don't like ugly.
7 months ago
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I put the ex in sexy ...Am I doing this this right?
7 months ago
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Marl
8 months ago
(Trying to eat steak) "Honey, can you get me an Amazon box opener?" Him: "You mean a knife??" (Like Ariel looking at a dinglehopper) "Knife?"
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Tusk Jenkins
7 months ago
You do not even have to believe in your parachute, it just opens. That is the new mindset. Side effects include silverware, confetti, a flag that pops out to say bang like that's all that's going to happen. But you'll be fine. Slowly Going Downinex, a meds you catch in your mouth.
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Theciscokidder
7 months ago
Hot liquids in your area want to scald you.
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filth_waste
8 months ago
square dancing was proto-swinger culture btw. your grandparents were sick freaks
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filth_waste
about 1 year ago
thank you for interacting with my posts, which triggers my powerful manic state and enables me to do more crimes
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𝚌𝚛𝚢-𝚌𝚛𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎
8 months ago
make like a crunchy taco and break down directly into my lap bb
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Krewe of ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ
8 months ago
Have you ever heard the horrifying sound of jello being shredded?
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Tusk Jenkins
8 months ago
The "clouds follow you when you're sad" crowd sure is quiet about this "cheer the fuck up" wave
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Sam
about 1 year ago
I'm tired of people telling I look tired so now I respond with "Well, you on the other hand, always look very refreshed." And when they thank me, I like to add that being a good person is exhausting.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
8 months ago
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Fomo Simpson
8 months ago
Bro, you don't even twist like we did last summer.
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Danny
8 months ago
This craft beer costs more than a regular six-pack but at least it's a four-pack.
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g.c.
8 months ago
i ' m g o i n g t o g o o u t o n a l i m b h e r e -sloths, probably
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inkedupandsonic
8 months ago
Ned Flanders at the gym just killing it with diddly-squats
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Fomo Simpson
8 months ago
As I entered an office building for a job interview, I heard the song Bad Company playing in the lobby. If there was ever a sign to turn around and walk out, this was it.
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Not JPo
10 months ago
*walking into party supply store* Where’s your pity section?
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Wile E. Peyote
8 months ago
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WineMummy
8 months ago
Please don’t talk to me until I’ve finished this bottle of wine.
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Jack
8 months ago
Accounting should be in the 2036 summer Olympics.
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DaddyJew
8 months ago
remember how your parents used to condemn the person you were dating by saying they were going nowhere. how fucking blissful does that sound now
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Random Salad (high calorie version)
add a skeleton here at some point
8 months ago
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TwoSense
8 months ago
One word to describe your account + your favorite food Cringe Wrap Supreme
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frovo
8 months ago
INTERVIEWER: congrats you got the security guard job ME: *already asleep on a folding chair* INTERVIEWER: whoa hang on you don’t start until monday
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open.spotify.com/track/4hhc1r...
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Chlorine (Mexico City)
Twenty One Pilots · Chlorine (Mexico City) · Song · 2019
https://open.spotify.com/track/4hhc1rMxhTFbTRf9gCFgyR?si=6YEJA3QMSGuXm6Bi5osGPQ
8 months ago
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Trying to move, but
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Lilac Wine
Jeff Buckley · Grace · Song · 1994
https://open.spotify.com/track/1StXVL5gClph4z4XzanYko?si=zp2ao9dGR6KlUOLyxt6_qQ
8 months ago
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Me, trying to talk when I'm drunk
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Wait, Wait, Wait
Joel Plaskett · Three · Song · 2009
https://open.spotify.com/track/0QtHKxp66r8E6zlLcl5BF6?si=t6ui2mnXTsmj7MvB7ubMXg
8 months ago
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I just assume if you block me it's because I reposted politics. And you know what? FAIR
8 months ago
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At the stage of drunk country music is fun
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She's Gonna Hurt Somebody
Chuck Wicks · Starting Now · Song · 2008
https://open.spotify.com/track/6IAr0wNGtJexAfTrxHF6Hf?si=1-m9im-HRPupZYOWmYBmsQ
8 months ago
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Kinda weird feeling fat and sexy at the same time
8 months ago
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Not me being a ho on Twitter🤓
8 months ago
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Feel me? No really *squeeze*
8 months ago
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He dropped his business plan while saying "fuck the man"
8 months ago
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I'm going to bed. Y'all survive without me and be your awesome bad ass self. Yeah? Yeah!
8 months ago
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You matter! Stop right now.
8 months ago
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I tried. I really tried.
8 months ago
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I'm ho-oh-oh-ome
8 months ago
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Sam 🍓
8 months ago
Feeling pretty silly for building a life around art and love and joy instead of like shooting stuff
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Caroleeena
8 months ago
Optics. Dress nice. Highlight the difference between people in body armor with weaponry and citizens. There is a reason Martin Luther King and civil rights marchers dressed in their Sunday best even though it was hot as hell down south in the summer!
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batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)
8 months ago
Excited and a bit nervous to run Dorian Gray’s picture through this aging filter.
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BEAVE
8 months ago
Texting without emojis feels like trying to cry in Times New Roman.
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TwoSense
8 months ago
If you guys don’t see me for awhile, it’s because I’m exfoliating and moisturizing.
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show me your kitties
8 months ago
Vacation has been great except for the nightmares, screaming, and peeling rubber leaving our haunted Airbnb at 2am.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ
8 months ago
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your hearing-aid batteries are dead.
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Rebel Yankee
8 months ago
You know, once upon a time the news didn’t have me staring into space in disbelief.
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