15 seconds of my short almond silver cateye nails, I have no idea what the people want!

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

"It’s dumb, it’s a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it’s not what he’d want,” says Zelda Williams, taking a stand on the use of AI to exploit Robin Williams’ image. https://bit.ly/3WnvaUC

If the world has you stressed out lately, Kitten recommends you just get someone to rub your ear.

Doing a little moongazing from the shore with my dog

It's Thanksgiving next week and I reckon I will be eating with some neighbors. Will I attempt the world's most intense homemade mac and cheese with a blend of curated cheeses I have researched to ensure the most insane flavor-to-cheese-pull ratio ever attempted in a mac and cheese? Maybe. Maaaybe.

a bit tied up but still drooling over all the fall foliage and Halloween mayhem 👻⚰️🔪

Good gracious, what a good night tonight is. Just spent a couple hours with the best person I know and then I come out with Ferg to arguably the most unreal sunset I have seen so far.

*opens up a porn Hub page* Hmm... what would tickle my fancy today? Of what brand of lascivious and illicitly scintillating debauchery shall I imbibe?? *mashes the word PORM on my keyboard* SHOW ME PORM, TITTO BOX MACHINE! ME WANT PORMO!

Good Boy movie is out today!

I haven't shilled my books in a while but it's spooky season! If you want Nic Cage lycanthropy, 90s rock dinosaurs, demonic romance (with fairies) or some weird ass short stories, I'm your guy!

Fergus and I have moved on to the Moonrise Kingdom

Happy Fuckbot Day to all those who celebrate. Beep Bloop Jizz Jam Ungh!

let the gourd times roll

Speaking of wild stuff... futurism.com/science-ener...

Absolutely wild stuff.

This article does a decent job of honing in on the specific brand of scumbaggery each comedian mentioned engages in. Just the fakest free speech pretenders clamoring for likes and accolades for their bold and safe positions at home and then snuffling like supplicant pigs at the golden trough abroad.

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line Engines pumping and thumping in time The green light flashes, the flags go up Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank!

This very relaxed gentleman would like to buy you a drink.

All hail the new Pumpkin King!

The world's most wholesome graphic media! ("graphic media" lololol ok BlueSky mods you are tweaking, pull yourselves together now)

We need snacks badly I was moved from elementary to high schoollife skills and they have many needs We are 2 special education teachers in a title 1 school Can you help us get more items as we do not get funding #clearthelist #bettertogether #resist #proudblue www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

I really wish people would stop talking about autistic people (like me!) as a “risk” instead of a neutral and naturally occurring subset of humanity who get born mostly because other autistic people exist in our bloodline. It’s really exhausting. We’re human and ✨can hear you.✨

just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it

I am far from the smartest guy in the world but one thing that I believe I know with absolute certainty is that life is better when you love and are loved as much as possible. You should always do your best to find people who make you happy. People who's happiness makes you happy.

"Jess was determined that people should understand how desperately she had tried to advocate for herself and seek a resolution for her declining health." She died 3 weeks after being diagnosed with stage 4 adenocarcinoma. She was vomiting, coughing, losing weight; misdiagnosed for at least a year

Just called my mom and she confirmed she took Tylenol when she was pregnant but it was that Tylenol Cold, Flu + Deviant Li'l Goblin formula.

Breaking: TilTok's elite Biblical scholars were wrong! It's not the Rapture, it's Raptors! Oh fuck, oh shit, run! They already ate Chris Pratt, run!!

My wife and I saw you from across the reef...

As the creepening approaches us, let us revel in some of the best horror I have seen from 2025! Weapons Sinners The Ugly Stepsister Companion The Monkey Mads Heart Eyes Get Away Clown in a Cornfield The Dead Thing The Gorge The Rule of Jenny Pen Heretic Are there more? Maybe! I have a bad memory!

When someone says one thing to gain power and then a contradictory thing when exercising that power, the most useful lens for understanding it is power, not hypocrisy.

Meta, can you help me make a Korean-inspired sauce? You have tasted the blood of the innocent. Remove the skull in your secret chamber. Never let the Prince of Nothing see your true face or all are doomed.

Looby dooby do where are you?

There is one donut-shaped central brain inside the body of an octopus, right behind its eyes. Their esophagus even passes right through it! Each of the eight tentacles, however, has a smaller satellite brain. Sort of, anyway...

Based on our investigation, which cost $43.6 million, we have definitive proof that the shooter watched Transformers: Age of Extinction in 2015. TRANSformers?? Extinction?? Hello, people! This was a plot 10 years in the making!

“There’s such a community around breast cancer – more power to it – but with lung cancer, there really isn’t. It feels like it’s just you.” This woman has the same genetic mutation driving her lung cancer as mine, on her second line of treatment after progression at two years post DX.

He fOsTeReD oPeN dEbATe yeah, that never happened. In reality he created the "Professor Watchlist" to go after academics. It's like we're being gaslit with a flamethrower. You can hate gun violence without just fabricating bullshit.

Season 2 of Wednesday is kind of killing it! That dance number *swoon*

Look at this absolute cartoon character

Dress for the job you want

Breaking: I have just asked my cat who is a handsome young man several times in a row and, based on his reaction, I feel I can confirm he is a handsome young man.

The stairs creaked. Outside, a breeze blew against the side of the house under a moonless sky, rattling the windows. The house should have been silent but it was a symphony. No one was home. The stairs creaked again. There was no reason for that to happen. Why would that happen?

Bro brought a neck to a gun fight

The last thing I’m gonna do is worry about oppressors using the actions of one person as justification to continue doing the harm they were already doing anyway.

Imagine the terror of someone coming after you, some faceless violent figure in the shadows, just because of your political beliefs. What's next? Race? Gender? The city you live in? The language you speak? Just imagine.

ok time to reset the timeline 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 BIG BOAT STUCK 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...

Utah was the first state to allow open carry on campus. A would-be assailant could walk right onto campus armed as they please and nobody could’ve done a thing about it.