Im the Mozart of shiposting fuck all of you

Look at this dog I drew

My body is a meat pocket struggling to contain my badassery

Good night, Bluesky! Pike Place Market, Seattle, Washington on a rainy night 📸Jack Darling

This email exchange could have been a knife fight

excellent work, folks. no notes.

Setting this as my respawn point

Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom

Happy Thanksgiving

Some nerd was born today (it’s me, it’s my birthday)

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Seen a trend on images lately to shorten spoiler quotes to just basically incomprehensible acronyms and it's amazing lmao. Anyway highlight of Dispatch ep 5

STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed. Does this one count?

Grover just made me cry a little. #SesameStreet #BeKindToYourself

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

oh just muppetizing movie scenes: thread

If she can tour a hot dog factory and still eat the samples afterwards, she's a keeper.

ACAB includes the sample lady at Costco telling me I've taken enough spinach sausage rolls

'Hi it's me, Microsoft Outlook, the world's leading email client! You received an email with a meeting invite and a detailed agenda, and now you RSVPd? Let me just delete that email for you buddy :) I've hidden the agenda in your calendar, where evil Search won't find it. you don't need the mail :)'

bestseller this year i hear

It's never enough sleep. Do not ask if I slept well because I just want more.

Not great that fishermen fear being randomly murdered by the U.S. government. Or that the U.S. President jokes about it. www.bbc.com/news/article...

😂😂😂 so on point

Hear me out… What if we ALL wore frog costumes at protests?

"It’s dumb, it’s a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it’s not what he’d want,” says Zelda Williams, taking a stand on the use of AI to exploit Robin Williams’ image. https://bit.ly/3WnvaUC

There are so many hot guys at this Five Guys. Five to be exact.

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

Why be an emergency contact when you can be the emergency.

logging on

She brought butter to a knife fight.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

So rude to mistake my flirting as kindness.

Self portrait.

If I could invent anything, it would be a mirror that showed everyone their attractiveness based on their insides. Their values, kindness, intelligence, humor, compassion, empathy would determine whether they were "hot" or not.

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

A very nice lady at the grocery store today asked me if I was Hank Green “from Bluesky” 😳

🎃ITS SPOOKY SEASON, BITCHES 🎃

Godzilla vs Megalon (1973) #godzilla

Become a Spider. Lock in.

Isn’t Nick the only real nickname

The kids are alright

I always have to double check the spelling, but the parasaurolophus is neat

Here's all the different PlayStation logo designs that SONY considered before deciding on the one we all know and love today.

Me and the homies are gonna bequeath ancient amulets upon each other later if you wanna come through

Why don’t they make cute fall clothes for men? I want to look cute and spooky at the same time

No new pictures, where are you mentally?