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Was reminded today that being silent about injustice in front of your children teaches them to be silent about injustice. They still see and know it, but they’re left all alone to interpret it. Through your silence, it is immediately normalized.

If New Yorkers have money burning holes in their pockets that they can no longer donate to Mamdani's campaign, there's a wonderful, thoughtful populist leftist mayoral candidate with a real chance in Minneapolis who is opposed by all the worst people who could use it!

postal workers should be a class of monastic zealots. we should fear them as much as we rely on them

Walz, now is your time to shine buddy.

Colima spider vessel (c. 300 BCE - 300 CE)

Abortion patient has appointment on Thursday — 21 weeks with a fetal anomaly. Has travel and majority of procedure cost funded through abortion funds (yay) with $1325 remaining to pay. If you can contribute to this financial gap, donate with emoji 🌯! V: Crystal-Zilla $Clozilla

Frogs are just lizard bunnies

Having to firm up an exit strategy for the life you’ve carefully built doesn’t feel great

live a life such that a novelist would linger on your traits and mannerisms even if yours was a walk-on role

Putting the jazz station on and pretending I’m doing all my little tasks inside a Fleischer cartoon

A messed up slinky is called a slunk

Feeling a little too emotional over this beautiful painting on my neighbor’s garbage can

Making moves 🫨

"The Lefts can't get their act together..." Bitch they've been killing, imprisoning, and targeting leftists and leftist orgs FOR GENERATIONS.

I don't know a leftist who has been part of movement for some time who hasn't had the experience of sitting in a meeting infiltrated by law enforcement.

okay let's cancel jimmy kimmel from the left now

In the back, with the yappers

My hair is long enough for gel now, and that’s the story of how I came to look like Pee-wee Herman

I got my autism the old fashioned way* *bestowed on me by Ra

the only thing my mom popped when she was pregnant with me was quaaludes and I was in the gifted program. bring back quaaludes!

NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN IT CAN ONLY GOOD HAPPEN

Posting this every time I say something in the group chat

Taking huge fistfuls of Tylenol while pregnant so I have someone to talk to about trains.

RHC 216 is out, discussing the failed attempt to unite Johnson County and Iowa City in the building of a big beautiful jail. Thanks to City Councilor Laura Bergus for coming on the podcast! soundcloud.com/rockhardcauc...

Current mood

As we wait for today's announcement about autism, Erin McCanlies tells us how RFK, Jr. brought an end to her research on the environmental causes of autism www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Spd...

You have a slide deck? Uh oh, watch your step!

Nothing makes me feel like Lois from Malcolm in the Middle like a 7 am Monday morning urgent care visit

We need more cartoon adults "Don Bluth Adult" "Tex Avery Adult" "Oh, him? He's a DIC adult."

googling romantic or stylish ways to get raptured

My kid at his best friend’s birthday party, right after candles: “I’m a very powerful man who has friends everywhere, and I’m not going to rest until you have the worst birthday of your life. Love you, buddy.”

If you get raptured, I’m taking your stuff

All the uptight conservative ladies who in times past would have been focused on anti-gambling moralism are focused on harassing trans children and now I have to see sports betting ads on my tv, bummer.

you know why trans people are statistically way less violent than cis people? my best guess is that unlike the average cis guy theyve reflected on their feelings and processed and challenged the thing making them most miserable instead of taking it out on all of us

Hey-o @pancakescon.com is live! Join us and see me speak about Reverse Engineering Surveillance Infrastructure and Feeding Your Neighbors at 12:20pm CT!

sex is so stupid. meet me on the field of battle

Owner of a lonely heart, you are parked in a fire lane. This is your final warning.

I got headbutted by the cello goblin

Sending slime creatures that seep through your walls is my love language

I don’t give a sweet hot damn

Trapped in a soda web at Spiderfest

I like books

Imagine if your assignment was ‘you have a week and a half to cobble together an hour of documentary but you aren’t allowed to include anything the subject of the documentary ever said’.

hey did you get the message i sent you in your dream

if I catch you wearing smart glasses near me I'm smacking that shit off your face so quick