When my cat presses her nose to my nose and starts purring, it feels like exactlyyyyy

Say their names cemetery Minneapolis, MN 11/11/25

placing you in a gourd to keep safe from the elements

un goof troop de malheurs, de souffrances.

Hot take: French people are putting out some good records right now

To hype up your homies is to experience one of the sweetest joys this world provides 💖

Money's not important, career's not important, committing to the bit is important

Did I go to the bar and make a Lisa Frank-themed social media ask for an organ? Yes. benefits to donating: - temporary break from work and responsibilities as you convalesce - badass scar - you grow your own organ back, that’s kinda cool - good karma - you save my life (please share)

The bus rules, every car can suck it

Every Pokémon evolves into a ghost eventually

If you look around your community college classroom, and you don’t see the one mysterious and suspiciously hot divorcée, it may be you

Josie and the Pussycats (2001) is better than Game of Thrones.

nice to meet you! what’s your problem?

Charles Dickens would’ve loved Time Cop

heard this performed live tonight and it was really good mayandtheladies.bandcamp.com/track/med-spa

Felt the urge to throw my quarter on the coffee shop counter and squirt the chocolate syrup shot directly into my mouth earlier, that’s probably fine

I have decided I would like to have a great time, sometime soon, in some way, shape or form

Welcome to Atelier Beavis

In my last past life, I was told to "shut the fuck up" when I raised concerns about how much iron ore we managed to pack on the Eddy Fitz. I had ore stuffed in the pockets of my oilskin coat, I had ore up my ass, I had eaten some ore. It was a lot of ore.

I need more tattoos. Bad ones. That mean nothing. And are poorly done.

Noticed that the creek in my neighborhood sometimes smells like my osmosis filter, so I spelunked down there to get a water quality reading, and it ain’t great

I have anxious disaster brain from navigating a lifetime of disasters, and I genuinely hate how it keeps being proven useful and correct.

This country gives me a stomachache

the river is high again you know what that means kids it's time for another sacrifice

Archives, just like so much else, are actually care work.

Watched The Face of Another before sunrise and watching Woman in the Dunes after sunset

90 minutes to Keosaqua from Iowa City.

doo doo ass country

You can be super cozy in bed by 7pm, it’s not illegal

The rights for Roger Rabbit have reverted back to author Gary K. Wolf 🐰 “I now have back the rights to all my characters, all my books. I can, basically, do my own Roger Rabbit projects"

Spending the rest of this day in a ball pit

I don’t know what a junco looks like, when you tell me you’ve seen one I am picturing a bird wearing jncos.

Am I fundamentally unlovable or do I just need a couple more hours of sleep? The world may never know

my homies are literally brave and true

just learning now that there is a topps baseball card of the swarm of bees that delayed a dodgers/diamondbacks game last season. the ebay listing i grabbed this photo from is selling it for $150

Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. When she says "let's go girls" you have to go.

liveable wage, laughable wage, loveable wage 🌟💖💫💖🌟

Ow

I don't flirt. Ever since my brother died in the great Flirting War of 2013.

What if we kissed inside the CIA cosmic egg 🫣🫦

Checks out

renting a mini excavator to bury the 12 ft. skeleton until next year

Tattoo day! 👹🥷🌪️

This perfectly encapsulates how I feel living in the US. The republican party is an insane death cult, the democratic party is 3 corporations in a trench coat, and the "socialists" are just the completely normal left-wing capitalists you'd find in any of 2 dozen European nations.

Any time someone apologizes for calling me “ma’am” or something super-gendered or not using they/them pronouns for me I have been saying “you can call me whatever you want as long as it’s not late for dinner” and it’s been KILLING