The Paleo diet is so over, the Precambrian diet is where it's at; we just ooze around eating microbial mats and photosynthesising

May not keep this one up too long, but here is a temperature check of where we are at these days with formerly 'just a normal classical liberal' types

One had tens of thousands, the other had a quarter of a million, which I guess is a type of tens of thousands

The problem as I see it for that Odyssey movie is that Christopher Nolan has no sense of humor and the Odyssey is kind of a black comedy about a guy unable to execute a work commute.

Tag yerself, I'm Goo

One of the greatest garden path ledes I've ever read.

I share the worry of trans people at the prospect of PM Wes Streeting. At Health he ignored the voices of young trans people and restricted gender-affirming care, causing harm to a generation. It is up to Labour to choose its leader, but members must also choose a better direction on trans rights

The UK listed 22nd in Europe for a second year running, losing two points to a measly 44% compared to last year's already disgusting ranking. The piss yellow we have on the map is appropriate.

I'm in the packed-out waiting room of the Sleep Lab ward and placing bets on who will nod off first, my money's on me.

As a casual observer of our neighbours politics this is very surprising. From all the breathless coverage you'd swear they had swept all before them

If you are having a hard day just remember there are dogs

Here’s to amother 170

"This is bizarre. These three members of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party seem willing to eat our faces. How on Earth did that happen?"

My 10 favourite songs? I would have to say The Best of The Songs.

A clown at a lunch counter, Reno, Nevada Thomas Hoepker, 1963

You've got to wonder what it would take for the uk judiciary to find him guilty if his admission of doing it and saying he was proud of it wasn't enough. I'm guessing the victim not being trans would be a start...

Found a new favourite expletive

Whereas this was the Met Police’s response to a Tommy Robinson / Stephen Yaxley-Lennon post on X in which he uses a racially aggravated slur:

The Met Police’s letter to @zackpolanski.bsky.social with the ALT text split across the two images:

“In 1985, no-one died. In 1986, no-one died. In 1987, no-one died. In 1988, no-one died. In 1989, no-one died. In 1990, no-one died. In 1991, no-one died. In 1992, no-one died. In 1993, no-one died. In 1994, no-one died. In 1995, no-one died. In 1996, no-one died. In 1997… *someone* died.”

astonishing scenes to live through i think we can all agree, but thankfully the BBC have a live feed keeping us all updated www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c3...

Hannah Spencer will say the most reasonable thing, and all the MPs around her will go insane at her because she's basically highlighted something that they shouldn't be doing nor should be the norm.

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

More shocking images from last night's White House Correspondents dinner have been released.

Ja nun

We regret to inform you that a lot of people seem to believe this myth, and related myths surrounding the vulva. These myths been around for literal millennia, even though there is no rooting whatsoever in reality. Let's take a look at the history of misogyny and racism inherent in this belief...

No they aren't

it’s the weekend

I just want to point out that this is how the political right has gained legitimacy for years. Institutions cave to bad faith claims of censorship and bias from the right. Featuring junk science on scientific panels legitimizes it and undermines science…and that’s precisely the goal.

#OnThisDay 1982 :The ZX Spectrum was launched and here's one being advertised. #80s

Found this cursed job advert

This about sums it up.

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

Ok, I filled a BBC complaint about it and so should you You can find my complaint in the alt text, but I urge you to write your own if able. www.bbc.co.uk/contact/comp...

Did Yoda write this headline

Nobody Absolutely nobody Roadrunner:

To correct the record: The gay rights movement I was a part of in the 1980s and 90s was not aiming for ‘toleration’. Mere acceptance was not enough. How would that help the isolated queer kid? No. We wanted that child to know they would be loved and celebrated just as they were.

On this day in 2019, I witnessed one of the coolest things ever. A lenticular cloud lit-up by a setting sun over the Perito Morena Glacier in Argentina.

Honestly disgusted that my MP is speaking at a hate rally

What is impressive about writing your wizardslop in a café owned by your family as you sit around all day drinking free espresso eating free scones and then going back to an apartment the government pays for that you never clean? Like it sounds NICE yeah, but not impressive. youtu.be/NeFUqCrmPC0

Without stating your age, post your favourite film released the year you turned 18 (wait, isn't that stating my age? wevver)

It’s the 15-year anniversary of the Delicious Cum butty I found on clearance at Boots

just a venemous and unhinged individual, a small-time bully whose ego grew tumescent under the hype of the right wing press because they saw her as a cudgel to use against the SNP and she lacked the self awareness to understand that's what they were doing

joanna cherry implying that sturgeon timed the lockdown to distract from old man ketchup's court case is astonishing. what a mind

Israel killed an average of at least 47 girls and women per day in Gaza. A new analysis published by the United Nations shows that more than 38,000 girls and women were killed in between October 2023 and December 2025.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

This whole thread. What a cunt.