SB: “You know it’s going to be impossible for me to tell if you’re having a stroke, right?”

I can see her lying back in her satin dress In a room where you do what you don't confess Sundown, you better take care If I find you been creeping 'round my back stairs Sundown, you better take care If I find you been creeping 'round my back stairs

In 2021 I needed rehab. They had never dealt with a trans woman before, I detoxed on my couch for two days before they called me back with a bed, and I could have died. Now I’m working on certification in clinical psychology specializing in substance abuse and gender dysphoria/family support.

Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you.

Tr*mp and MTG fighting is like when you try to use pee to power wash a shit stain off your taint.

Say you were to order a new push up bra from Soma as they are having a sale, it would behoove you to acclimate said bra to the interior of your house prior to trying it on. Particularly if you are in the northeast where said bra was sitting in 34 degrees overnight. I am Awake.

Gender is a performance and I have fallen into the pit.

IF you are posting 300 characters about a yummy meal you have just made complete with a lengthy description of something germane to said recipe (like a sauce), you are bound by ethics to link the recipe at the very least. Furthermore ICE must be destroyed.

You aren’t nuts: “One study found that the likelihood of the drivers slowing down to let pedestrians cross the road decreased by 3% for every US$1,000 (£738.50) that their car was worth.”

Crossword. Three letters. Clue is “Hoo-ha”. It isn’t “vag” so I’m stumped.

Republicans went HARD on anti-trans policies in VA and NJ. Their opponents didn’t take the bait and won. Downingtown, PA elected an openly trans mayor. Mamdani ran on a popular economic platform and is adamantly pro-trans rights. Are the rest of the Dems listening yet? It’s not a losing issue.

Fuck yeah!!!

Add this to the growing list of shit we’ve been saying for months.

On the plus side, the analog clock in our kitchen is finally correct.

I have never, in my years of participating in social media, wanted my feeds organized by any other criteria but chronology.

In my experience, there has always been an unspoken alliance between lesbians and trans women. Lesbians have been labeled exclusionary in their social circles by a patriarchal and chauvinistic lens so it’s not surprising that this is being projected on the trans community.

I want to give Lily Allen a big hug.

The mass cancellation of Disney+ which saved Kimmel’s job proved that the only thing these people understand is money. If you are able, please consider cancelling Prime and buying things from vendors other than Amazon. #boycottamazon

Rally for LGBT healthcare and trans rights in Harrisburg today. Great speakers and a wonderfully joyful crowd.

Ruin a movie with one letter? Children of the Korn

Fun fact! New Hope is like the gayest place in Pennsylvania and pretty fucking liberal. Good luck sir!

Anyone else kinda rooting for the group that robbed the Louvre today? Finally some proper villains.

If I’m on a date, and they don’t know what I mean by “library smell”, it’s not going to work and I’m definitely not putting out.

If you’re having a bad morning, I just poked myself in the eye with an apple so maybe just hang in there you magnificent cunt.

Republicans have nothing - their entire fucking platform rests on demonizing a population that is SO SMALL we can’t effectively counter the misinformation because we can’t get loud enough.

The best piece of cooking advice I’ve ever gotten: The only time one clove of garlic is appropriate is if you’re making a recipe for “one clove of garlic” and even then you should double it.

Teats 2028

Mash up bands: Talking Motorheads

Hello transes. I think you’re fucking awesome, keep that shit up. Also, you look lovely today.

In 2 minutes, this man eviscerates the Democratic policy of abandoning trans people. His language is simple, powerful, and unapologetic. There’s no mention of further debate, biology, nor sports; just unequivocal support for the rights of a minority under attack. It’s not fucking complicated.

Hot ex-girlfriends of antifa members in your area want to meet YOU!

Every semester I have to spend hours pouring through plagiarism training (specifically using AI). I’m old enough to remember when plagiarizing something was harder than just slapping quotes around it and citing the fucking thing. Bring back typewriters and microfiche. (I’m a little bitter)

I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called The Thing In My Ass.

In any population distribution you expect to see outliers. The sample data show that 84% of trans people see an improved quality of life post transition. Equally, this statement could prove the opposite: the existence of one trans person proves the gender binary is false.

The Republican Party is what happens when “no homo” becomes a pathology.

The best time to plant a tree was 10 years ago. The second best time is now. *present hellscape of a timeline notwithstanding - absolutely make sure you’re safe.

My possession of a smart phone does not give anyone unfettered, unbridled, instantaneous, or constant access to my attention. Which is why I have “do not disturb” turned on. I am aware it’s on. I have it on because I do not wish to be disturbed. So stop disturbing me.

Lately I have been pretty down on myself; I'm not smart enough, I'm not good enough, I should give up, etc. My mental health suffers when i let this doubt fester. I used to drink about it and almost died. Remember to give YOURSELF the same compassion and grace that you would to another person.

Please watch and reshare. It’s important that we “pre-bunk” (or inoculate) against the coming disinformation campaign.

The correct nomenclature to represent more than one Aunt is a “cauldron”. “My cauldron of aunts are taking me out to lunch after shopping at the mall then we’re going to burn the patriarchy.”

The candidate I vote for must have a moral compass. Opposing equal rights for every human / ending the genocide in Gaza are not mere policy disagreements - they are moral red lines I will not cross. I will not be party to the systemic loss of rights or life. Do better.

I got carded last night buying Theraflu and I didn’t have my ID with me. Watching this country devolve further into an ignorant, violent, hate filled pesthole is so exhausting that being mildly inconvenienced at the grocery store was actually refreshing.

Change a movie by adding a word: The Italian Hand Job

Change a movie by adding a word: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Scrolling

Deadly what now?

Why I post?

Subtly downgrade a band Prince and the Strongly Worded Letter

Welcome to the resistance…… Tylenol? I hate it here.

Shocker.