socialism in this lifetime baby

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

Mamdani: "Solidarity with a government that is committing genocide is a very different thing than a question of solidarity with people of a specific faith. I'm proud to be a mayor of the city with the largest Jewish population in this country."

Men are too emotional to be president.

it is neither true nor false that eating ass is vegan

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

watching the Jersey Mike’s worker make my sandwich

The Nordic countries don’t even call themselves socialist so idk why people insist on calling them that except to distort socialism.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

space weed discovered

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Trump is betraying... [let me stop you there... he is betraying no one as he has always been out for himself.]

Afroman won a jury verdict clearing him of wrongdoing in a lawsuit filed by police who raided the rapper's home, then sued him after they claimed he defamed them by ridiculing them on social media www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...

when you're staying hydrated and listening to #shoegaze

Chicken

I think I may have cracked it

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Peep the author of this post

Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs https://theonion.com/company-lacks-manpower-to-complete-newest-round-of-layo-1819574660/

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force. Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

A thing I strongly believe, but that was only obvious in retrospect, was that drive-time talk radio was the most valuable propaganda platform in history and a big reason we got into this mess we're in now was because conservatives dominated it in the 1990s and 2000s

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

Today it is snowballs. Tomorrow it could be actual balls. You wouldn't teabag a cop!

Skaven are fucking disgusting and won't exist under vanguardism

I’ve come to realize people think slurs are just words that hurt our feelings. No. Slurs, particularly the N-word, F-word, antisemitic terms etc. aren’t taboo because of that. It’s because historically when these terms are said they precede or pair with pitchforks, torches, lynchings & gas chambers.

BOSS UNDER WOKE: Female brains are just better at making office coffee. Sorry, I know you’re not “supposed” to say that stuff anymore ;-) BOSS UNDER TRUMP: The key to unlocking 4x growth lies in an army of White Salesmen BOSS UNDER WOKE 2.0: Do I have any last words? Yes. My pronouns are he/him

Many people are saying Barron is getting shorter via the new trend of hydraulic masculine densification.

Hmm.. I don’t think so

How does he sleep at night?

it's fascinating to watch Costco lap every one of these clowns because they have the only CEO in America who still thinks his job is to run a company that does business and not be the main character of life forging his personal legacy with one eye on the group chat to see if they're impressed yet

every faction in politics will invent their own bespoke conspiracy theory to avoid confronting the inescapable truth that we just need to make it easier to build denser housing

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

in woke2 we're putting full page trigger warnings in the bible

THEM: It's not funny. Please don't laugh. ME:

Fascists don’t need us to agree with them. They just need us to believe they can’t be stopped. Never forget that cynicism can quickly be contorted into complicity.

people voted for him and then 10 minutes after he took office the swing voters all went “oh right, this guy’s a piece of shit”. idiot fucking country

Expecting everyone to agree with you and seeing that as a good thing Is bad for curiosity. It’s bad for creativity It’s bad consent Because you can’t negotiate , build and problem solve if you’re brought up thinking that we can’t hold multiple ideas at once

he’ll yeag brother

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

She *literally* says in that video that what the two Black men might feel in response is valid, yet we've got white folks like yourself using her race like she's a damn Pokémon to attack other Black folks when they say how they'd react.

I really appreciate this TikToker with Tourette syndrome, Shay, for taking the time to educate so many of us (including me) about her disability and coprolalia in light of what happened at the BAFTAs with John Davidson when Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage. I learned a lot.