I want to spend a week eating like I did in high school and see if I survive.

Oh damn shout out these guys i guess

polyamory is just relationship capitalism where partners compete in the free market

every time i am reminded what a vtuber is, i just think of this

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

99% of highway designers quit before adding enough lanes to completely clear up traffic

more like farter pack

Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech

“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this” i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.

they made logging off illegal

More people should have ridiculous names. Why be David Smith when you could choose to be Screeblus Cocofinder

I bet a plane crashing into a house feels so good for the house

The little stray freaklet that spawned in my house a couple days ago.

people being upset at chappell roan for her drag race costume that is clearly a critique of sex dolls and how men view women

vent art (2024)

who is she

thumbs up reacting to your nut vid

vampire sticking a key into my thigh to shotgun me

1 like = 1 cabbage forced through my neighbor's letterbox in the middle of the night

I'm one (1) six-digit verification code away from a straight jacket

much to think about

[american civil war] soldier: god this is terrible I hope no one reenacts this

You’re like a single shoe abandoned in a parking lot. You must have a story but I don’t think I want to know what it is.

If I was a person involved in exiling a two year old child with cancer to another country I would simply walk into the ocean and never return

i am not saying jerry is to blame but i am also not not saying it

great. now ill nevre be able to afford a house

could software teach us something profound about the human experience? no. a computer cannot get horny

i’m not calling twitter by its slave name

can't believe i just got mogged by a cat

lmfaoooo

Look, the numbers are bad for Tesla, but I think with some hard work and dedication, we can make them worse

I’m like if a person foaming at the mouth was chill

Pete Hegseth is clearly on his way out due to incompetence. I wonder if the next Secretary of Defense will be from Newsmax

[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war

this might be helpful

logging on to bluesky

KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!

Guy who hates Marx so much he denies all of material reality