Trump is skipping his son’s wedding. He’s probably thinking he’ll just attend Don Jr’s next wedding.

Don’t believe what you’re seeing, apparently

Trump is reposting stuff related to his February State of the Union address again today. A common symptom of dementia is losing coherence as to where we are in terms of time, living in the past, and believing things from the past are current. Scary stuff.

Why can’t you all just accept that because “they leaked Trump’s taxes,” he deserves $1.7 billion to give to the Jan 6 rioters and people like Mike Pillow?

The core of MAGA is grievance monetization, and now they have done it officially with Trump’s $1.7 billion slush fund

We’re in week 12 of Trump’s 3 week war with Iran, btw

Hey guys, everyone gets something. Trump gets a $1.7 billion slush fund, a $400 ballroom, and the promise to never be investigated by the IRS. Americans get $4.58/gallon gas. See? Something for everyone.

Trump succeeding in getting Thomas Massie kicked out of Congress is a reminder that conservatism is IRRELEVANT in MAGA Trumpism. Massie is one of the MOST conservative in the House, but all that matters is loyalty to Trump.

Remember when Trump, Elon Musk, and DOGE accidentally canceled all Ebola prevention programs? Yeah, that was not a good idea.

Trump turns drug pricing event into a surreal infomercial

The MAGA corruption gold rush is on to try to extract as much money as possible from taxpayers with their scams before Trump leaves office. They aren’t even pretending any more. Millions? Billions? They will take all of it if we let them.

Trump's followers are a cult. We see more Trump voters abandoning him and apologizing because, when the cult leader approaches death (literal or death of the movement), some cult members double down, but others head for the exits. Cult psychology explains exactly what's happening right now.

Trump goes to China, comes back, immediately warns Taiwan against declaring independence. Has there ever been a more embarrassing president trip abroad?

Trump goes to China, rants about Chinese food, agrees with Xi that American is in decline, Xi convinces Trump to let Chinese nationals buy US farmland, and then Trump leaves, visibly struggling to get up the stairs to Air Force One. A global embarrassment.

Trump’s Xi obsession gets weird

Has there ever been a more embarrassing presidential trip than Trump in China? Talking about Chinese food, conflicts between Secret Service and Chinese security, Trump GUSHING about dictators…truly humiliating.

Trump went to China pretending to be a big strong alpha male and was reduced to a sputtering mess by President Xi, a horrible authoritarian. Trump ended up mumbling about Taiwan and ranting about “Chinese food.” Trump loves dictators, and the dictators know they can manipulate Trump. Sad situation.

Yesterday, Trump said he doesn’t think about Americans’ financial situation, then immediately hopped on a plan to china with Elon Musk, the CEO of Nvidia, and “independent businessman” Eric Trump. His priorities are clear.

Both of Trump’s hands were caked in thick makeup covering some obvious sign of a medical condition they’ve not revealed, and corporate media just kinda…doesn’t care?

There’s plenty to criticize about the Biden presidency, but inflation came DOWN and wages were UP. Under Trump, inflation just spiked to its highest in 3 years and wages were DOWN last month. DISASTER for workers.

Trump promised energy prices would come down 50%. Energy prices are UP 17.9% over the last year. Think about that.

Inflation under The Affordability President™ has just spiked to its highest level in 3 years, btw

Trump fell completely asleep on camera again today. The only thing that roused him was RFK JR ranting that they want MORE SPERM and they want it FAST. (this is not a joke)

Donald Trump is SO anti-war that he has now ended his own Iran war EIGHT TIMES! Think Sleepy Joe could do that?

Hilarious

As WTrump's 3 week war is now in week 11, Trump advisers like Sebastian Gorka are saying it's going longer than expected because we won it TOO QUICKLY. Think about that one.

Donald Trump's 3 week war is now into week 11, btw

Trump isn’t worried about hantavirus. After Trump said he wasn’t worried about COVID, 1.2 million Americans died, and Trump ended up in the hospital on oxygen with COVID.

This is unusual

For everyone who thinks there might be a point to an “alliance” with people like Marjorie Taylor Greene…here she is, doing it again. Ivermectin, vitamin D, zinc…it’s 2020 all over again.

Outbreak on a cruise ship. Certainly Trump is ready, right? Oh, they fired the vessel outbreak inspectors? Oh..

Trump is sleeping through his wife's speech. If they actually had a real relationship at this point, it would be a night in the doghouse for Donny-boy

Trump is now hyping an Iran “deal” that would be WEAKER than Obama’s nuclear deal, the same deal Trump claimed was so terrible he had to destroy it. Think about that.

When you’re blaming the last President during the second years of your term, you know things are going disastrously poorly.

This did not go well

Quite a contrast to see Trump JERK awake to proclaim that he could hike 50 miles.

Lest anyone be concerned, the Mango Menace confirmed in the last few hours that is able to identify a squirrel drawing

Does Trump even know what day it is?

Seashells were a violent threat to Trump’s life…but this is okay?

Trump admits his doctors don't think he's smart

Panicked Republicans realize it’s all going south: 1. A few admit prosecuting Comey over 8647 seashells is nuts 2. Many acknowledge that Trump’s gas price promise failed because of Iran 3. Many admit the tariff policy isn’t good But they're to scared of Trump to leave the abusive relationship

Was this what Trump promised during the campaign? I’m struggling to remember.

Does anyone know if Trump has taken a cognitive test? Because I don't know that he's ever mentioned it. (LOL)

Trump says that it would be unconstitutional to seek Congressional authorization for the unauthorized war that was going to last 3 weeks that is now entering week 10. Got it.

After tomorrow, we will be starting week 10 of Trump’s 3-4 week war on Iran. Gas prices thankfully would start coming down 3 weeks ago, but actually are hit another record high TODAY, now up 62% since January. All going really well.

Week ten of a “3 week war”

Many Americans are choosing which groceries they can afford this week, meanwhile Trump today was choosing between marble and onyx for his ballroom. Man of the people!

They caused a 75 day shutdown and now want credit for ending it. They are arsonists who partially put out a fire they set and want to be praised for it.

He wanted Kimmel fired for a joke he made himself