this never happened in Desmonds btw. Tony was just there doing his thing. Which is why its a GOAT sitcom

"Extraordinary and controversial personal magnetism." Hell of a thing to see on the same day I filled in the BBC Charter consultation questionnaire this morning. This would certainly be useful evidence for why I said what I said about BBC News.

“We’ve invented a magic computer. It uses all of the earth’s resources, we’ve spent trillions on it and it’s the sole growth area of the US economy.” “What does it do?” “We were hoping you could tell us.”

The only board I’m willing to join is a cheese board.

Number crunching: U-turns made by Boris Johnson’s government v U-turns made by Keir Starmer’s government From the new Private Eye, out now.

Exciting news - we now have a CHERRY TREE growing outside Orkney Library & Archive! ❤️ Massive thanks to the Orkney Japan Association. It's one of 30 trees planted in #Orkney as part of the #Sakura Cherry Tree Project which aims to plant 10,000 cherry trees across the UK. 🌸🌸🌸

Thursday

Or consider being born to parents who can give you a role in the family firm? www.ft.com/content/c894...

His name is Liam Ramos, and he is 5. He was abducted from Minneapolis and trafficked to a detention camp in Texas.

#Blakes7 Series C, Episode 02 - Powerplay ZEE: That's not allowed, I'm afraid. BARR: Zee and I have work to do. https://blake.torpidity.net/m/302/388

On a technical update call spent 10 minutes of the 60 telling the team about Lake of Darkness and Ian Bank's Surface Detail. Oh well it was still quite technical I guess

Completely barking. I struggle to accept that normal politicians and state leaders still treat him as a ‘politician’.

Anyone who has ever looked at Ryanair’s social media would have expected exactly this but why should the dork who owns X know anything about anything

What

Britain kinda lost a war to Iceland within living memory. Seems only fair the US now do the same.

Please tell me he did this immediately after saying that:

Ray bloody Purchase

Remote work 2. Exact same people exact same problem

I worked on this research last year which supports the view that CEOs think there's some value being delivered in AI, though we found that it's not where you'd think it is, ie stuff like content creation. It's in functional use cases, and needs solid prep work www.infosys.com/iki/research...

could work, tbh

Iceland's foreign policy at the moment: "If we stay very very still, maybe nobody will notice us."

He just called it "Iceland". We've lost track of which Atlantic island we're extorting Europe for.

For the love of god man just die on the toilet and be done with it.

Al Gore loudly booing a US Commerce Secretary at a bankers’ forum should be a Futurama joke instead of real life.

Supporting Denmark the only way I know how. Eating biscuits.

"The Green new scam. Perhaps the greatest hoax in history". #Trump #Davos

Happy anniversary to one of the greatest putdowns I've ever read.

On Wednesdays We Wear Black...

On Wednesdays We Wear Black...

Time for some geopolitical home truths. Starting with the new liberal darling Mark Carney. "building coalitions". But rejecting reopening trade talks with the UK because Canadian farmers object to the UK banning hormone treated beef.

Two unconventional signs of severe incoming weather: 1. A waffle house being closed 2. Ted Cruz hopping on a plane to take a vacation

the western alliance was born in the fires of the most catastrophic conflict in the history of the world. republicans are spitting on the graves of the dead. these men and women are human filth.

Forget the 1.5m at 30mph or 2m above nonsense. Keep it simple. Get all four wheels across the line, or get six points and a fine. Drivers struggle to judge distance, especially at speed. The line is a clear marker.

www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j... Yeah, me too, Denise.

yes yes yes: this this this - US World Cup must be boycotted if #trump does as he threatens... similarly, US Olympics must be boycotted

Good morning @ashashman1.bsky.social ☕️ 👋🏼

Series D, Episode 07 - Assassin DAYNA: Well, aren't you going to tell us what happened? Vila's very worried. He wants to know what became of that sweet little girl. SOOLIN: Vila, all sweet things have one thing in common: a tendency to make you sick. https://blake.torpidity.net/m/407/540

I know the Beckhams insist on having their family rows in public, but that doesn't mean it should be covered on the evening news

No one wants a digital doctor, teacher, nurse, fireman or police officer. Stop making everything into garbage. Tax the rich.

Bullies and cheats should never be allowed to prosper.

I see Zeffman has had to do a more considered response for use more widely on BBC output, after his initial Twitter coded response

Zack Polanski's calling it a con. Feargal Sharkey says "The only people who will be paying for this are customers and billpayers". 9 out of 10 countries in the world run water in public ownership. But the government's new Water Bill takes us in the opposite direction.

As America bores towards the silliest war since the War on Drugs, check your phones for Danish malware. If you see this symbol on your phone you’ve been compromised by the Danish Royal Intelligence service of King Harald Bluetooth

I’ve just prepared for a hypothetical. You might want to give it five minutes.

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