Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

We all know this to be true 😆

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Lovely autumnal colours and a top notch #shitbirdphotos rolled into one, @wulfhelm.bsky.social

I've found the perfect #Wülferhampton Christmas decorations 😁🥔

@wulfhelm.bsky.social may I present you with an excellent addition to the #ShitBirdPhotos ouvre?

Kathy's just utterly glorious 😁

I said to myself today, after I had emptied and dragged a shelving unit down the stairs, "Kate, do you think you might have too many books?" And then I laughed at my own ridiculous question, sorted and reshelved them, and realised I had made room for some more 😏😂

Did a bit of a tart up in the garden a few weeks ago to try & stop the neighbourhood cats using it as a loo. And also to show how everything has really grown since I planted it in May 🩷

I've really got to stop watching the news...

A blackbird singing its little heart out makes for a spectacular late evening entry for #ShitBirdPhotos, @wulfhelm.bsky.social.

I've not so many ladybirds in the garden since I was a kid. These are just a few of the ones on this plant, there's loads of them 😍🩷🐞

It's been a while, @wulfhelm.bsky.social , but here's a plethora of shit bird photos taken on a rainy day, including a jackdaw with white markings. #ShitBirdPhotos

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I did my first couch to 5k run today at a pace that would've made zombies seem fast. I didn't die, but I think my knees may have exploded 😁

Had a lovely walk this evening, and went and said hello to my little friends before they're shipped off for someone's Sunday dinner.

What perverted nonsense has @frmo.bsky.social done that it warrants a book? 🤔 Any ideas @inertyd.bsky.social, @mcmgoptimist.bsky.social ?

I worked my bum off today, and I'm so happy with the result 🥰

It's been a while but I managed to take a #ShitBirdPhotos in the wild, @wulfhelm.bsky.social. Outstanding, as I'm sure you'll agree.

My garden currently looks like an archaeological excavation site but that hole in the Pit Of Doom could be put to good use, eh @wulfhelm.bsky.social nudge nudge say no more*. Sadly no important artifacts have been found to make me rich 😁 *big enough for a certain squirrel maybe?

Princess Anne Ruby Wax Brenda Blethyn Roger Gale MP Rik Mayall

Cool is doing a lot of heavy lifting, if I'm honest, but you get the gist.

Happy Easter 😁

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Happy Easter to me 😁

An exciting spot of a woodpecker in the garden for today's #ShitBirdPhotos, @wulfhelm.bsky.social

A #ShitBirdPhotos for you @wulfhelm.bsky.social in which I, & the bird, nearly got squished by a tractor (not pictured), and a bonus #ShitHorsePhoto just because.

A veritable plethora of #ShitBirdPhotos for you today, @wulfhelm.bsky.social, because I couldn't decide which was the worst.

Spring did a springing.

I started this excellent book by @neildegrassetyson.com last night and got halfway through it, and I liked it so much that I've just bought 3 others by him 😁

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A spectacular example of #ShitBirdPhotos for you today, @wulfhelm.bsky.social . You'll have to zoom in on the sky to see them.

Forget Patrick, old Gerty knew what was up.

There are 4 birds in this #ShitBirdPhotos that I captured this morning @wulfhelm.bsky.social , plus the poo streak is still there as it's now frozen to the glass.

There are two great tits in this #ShitBirdPhoto @wulfhelm.bsky.social. Also featured is the now almost famous in its own right bird poo smear. I might* clean it off today if I can be bothered** * I won't ** I'm not

An action packed #ShitBirdPhoto today, @wulfhelm.bsky.social, because I've just been out and put some more food out on the bird table.

A #ShitBirdPhoto montage for you today, @wulfhelm.bsky.social Poo smear still there, but photos have been taken at an angle so you can't see it.

This !!

There's three birds and still a dried poo smear on the glass in this ##ShitBirdPhoto @wulfhelm.bsky.social.

Meh.

No #ShitBirdPhoto today as the little sods took one look at all the new feeders and buggered off. So you get a #ShitBirdFeeder picture instead, @wulfhelm.bsky.social

A spectacularly wet & gloomy #ShitBirdPhoto for your consideration @wulfhelm.bsky.social. I've still not cleaned the bird poo off the glass, hence the ectoplasmic smudge above the bird feeder.