Did he help you send this in?

I know we should be grateful for the NHS and all that but jeez they don't half try hard to make you hate them. Town1 and Town2 NHS Trust - "Here's your appt date" Me - "But I live in Town1, you've made the appt for Town2" NHS - "Yeah you need to go back to your GP if you want that" Fuck sake

Please enjoy my cartoon for Thursday's Toronto Star

Woman Northern (born) Working class Politically left Of course she's the devil /s

Angela Rayner was dragged through every front page for weeks... HMRC's verdict: NOT deliberate. NOT even careless. Farage pockets £5 million and chooses not to declare it So where's the wall-to-wall coverage? Tell me this isn't a rigged game.

Wow. Wow. Wow the fucking Wow.

Anything you’d like to say, Richard?

Covert racism and passive aggressiveness from a blatant racist

No notes, except to say: How did this "please don't sue me" post from Hopkins still manage to spell Sultana's name wrong twice?

BBC News now reporting as breaking news Nigel Farage being investigated over that £5m 'gift'. Gives 2 statements in defence of Farage, one from Farage, one from Reform. Nothing on who the donor is.

The primary person to blame for why Andy Burnham is not currently in a position to become PM is *Andy fucking Burnham*. Neither the party nor the country owes you a do-over!! I cannot believe he keeps making my subterranean opinion of him somehow lower

It is almost impossible to stress how utterly pathetic it is to say that the prime minister has failed and lost all authority and must be given a few more months because you miscalculated the timing on how you could personally benefit?? Fuck off with this

Men are using Meta AI glasses to secretly film women at beaches, shops, on the street & on nights out. They then post these clips online where they receive a barrage of misogynistic abuse. I’m campaigning to make this behaviour an offence. Women deserve to feel safe in public spaces.

BAN THE PERVERT GLASSES

We just need to gather the Infinity Stones and undo Thanos' snap. Then all will be well.

"Say what you like about the Nazis but didn't they dress well" Reformists have been annoyed since 1945

He looks old and doddery. Definitely not presidential

This fucking guy

Epstained Wretch

Paedo protector 🖕

British voters have high expectations of politicians, who are afforded virtually no time to fix problems that have been decades in the making. 📝 New piece on the perils of chronic impatience 👇🏻

Lest we forget

10 years on and they're still fucking obsessed with Remain/Leave questions on Europe.

I have that little faith in any British institution, I think he'll get away with it just so they can get him in power.

Well, that Express headline was always going to raise a few eyebrows!😳 Starmer is responsible for embracing polygamy to appease Muslims, and so he's increasing their benefits?? That's the implication. After all, this "started in April", right? Wrong! 🧵1/25

How dare Farage say he's been the most physically attacked politician of modern times when two MPs were literally murdered? He just opens his mouth and the lies tumble out.

The idiots are going to set the earth on fire, literally

Farage received a £5Million bribe to stand for parliament in Clacton so that a crypto billionaire would personally benefit from him being in power. And Farage didn’t declare it. Then he lied about it. Corrupt AF. Just go straight to a criminal investigation. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The Apprentice (UK or US) has never produced anything positive. The hosts are absolute fucking morons. Namely Trump and that hairy shrivelled bollock* Sugar. *As described by the great Charlie Brooker.

That's not very DOLGE

Nigel Farage’s partner, a former waitress not known to have any private money, bought a £1 million house for cash shortly after he secretly received £5 million from a Thailand-based cryptocurrency billionaire - the same house that he claimed, months previously, that he was about to pay for himself.

We've all done it. You get a new job in Epping and next thing you know the old GPS has taken you to the Palace of Westminster

"Kamala doesn't care about our bills, Trump does"

“I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation.” – Donald Trump, May 12, 2026

He can speak like that to a woman in public. No doubt he's even worse in private. Perhaps even violent.

When did we normalize this? When did it become okay for a president to tell a female reporter she’s a ‘dumb person’ for asking a totally legitimate question about his contradictory answers? Was there a specific date and time it become okay? Normal? Normalized?

At some point there needs to be a *proper* conversation about how cruelty has become a new normal for so many people. And we can't just keep putting it down to structures. Too many people with plenty of agency are actively choosing this.

I gave an interview recently about the importance of making nightlife more affordable for young people, and some of the feedback was, what a woke interview. And I think: so much of the current moment is just indulging people who don't want anyone else to have nice things.

Imperial gauntlet

English folks, stop being racist dickheads

Meanwhile, on X:

"I don't think about Americans' financial situation" 175 more days until you get to vote against this and every Republican who enabled it to go on this long.

Americans will either have no elections or heavily doctored votes.

I see where the NEW lie is that , “ it’s just brilliant how Trump is able to “power nap”.

Sam Coates just given himself away as the pathetic little Tory-Reform sycophant we've always known he was.