he looks like the guy in a sci-fi movie who gets infected by a deadly space virus but refuses to tell the rest of the crew

Havers has come as the new teacher at Grange Hill who the kids walk all over until Mrs McClusky gives him a stern talking to. #CallMyBluff

Looks like he’s made out of bits from Jeffrey Dahmer’s food waste bin

Integration Commission Enforcement has quite the acronym.

'The tens of thousands of retail investors, or “equity punks”, who invested more than £75mn in BrewDog through crowdfunding between 2009 and 2021, will be left empty-handed.' as.ft.com/r/a323a35d-c...

Does he know how to scrummage?

England looking to go Spencer, Smith (F), Murley, Atkinson, Freeman, Roebuck, Rugby Jesus in the backline for Italy is *a departure*

Had never heard this before, incredibly good.

In today’s episode of “hello, I’m a dickhead” x

I mean the article itself is a largely risible rehashing of old stories, with a typically Telegraph racist nudge and wink about the present archive.ph/08OIw

Just had a look at the other place, and oh boy

I mean I don’t necessarily disagree with this one, but I’m getting the impression Barnes is now just picking random players from the squad and making a case for them. Think his team now has 5 full backs

Majestically terrible from the Bath barrel

I mean it’s quite the rant, but none the worse for that Dragons roaring again and exposing soulless fools killing Welsh rugby www.thetimes.com/article/24c1...

That was some finish from Moodie, chip & chase then slowing down to wait for the bounce to defeat two defenders. Might ask him to pick my lottery numbers with that much luck

Do FIFA have a War Prize?

Hilarious that I got sent this meme by someone on Bluesky, forwarded it to some ministers, and now it’s in The Times Don’t let anyone tell you Bluesky doesn’t have influence ✌️

No wonder Mary Hopkin lost out in Eurovision. She’s singing in a skip #NotTOTP

Bit of Gorky’s on #Nottotp

Gillingham treating us to one of his stories during a break in play

More changes to Champions Cup rugby. Back to back October fixtures in the near future will be nice

All well and good to change your names for marketing purposes but this is an ugly old paragraph to read, and presumably write

Tell me you’ve never been to Cardiff on a 6N match day without etc

Shot……chaser

Lots in this piece. Some of it ambitious (in a Yes Minister way), some of it effectively ending the idea of Welsh sides joining

Gallagher Prem relegation scrapped as vote for franchise league passes www.thetimes.com/article/38a4...

Same vibe.

Any excuse to post this, a clip that has never, ever failed to make me laugh. youtu.be/MR2sfT9gHz4?...

As good as 16 years old and still the best song of those 16 years

Cheers Allister Heath’s crying. Nice one

They listened to the podcast then

Looks like a 25 year reunion album cover for a band who were 11th in a 1970s Eurovision

Yes. YES!

Matt Goodwin will return in Election: Doomsday

The Portillo moment we never really got in the GE

MATTHEW BADLOSS IS IT

Hell of a picture, and a good read. Last weekend really seems to have done something to a substantial part of the English rugby media. So far into their heads I’m expecting a chorus of Zombie before long archive.ph/RhEYL

*swoons*

I’d forgotten just how mad Lord Baldemort was. Clicking his fingers and expecting Edwards to come running. One of the most honourable men in sport. He sees his contracts out as long as he's wanted, and to be honest how much fun must it be coaching these French players. archive.ph/UiWmi

Big Stu has boiled the brains of English rugby punditry

So I missed March in a coma