Just congratulated myself for having the correct coloured piss if you want to know how heatwave day 1 madness is going #PerfectlyHydrated

Mate you have about 47 bowls with water around the house & garden.

“Hello, French Polishers? It’s just possible you could save my life” x

My main take away from his resignation speech is Steve Bray needs throwing into an active volcano

Bloody hell, 44 years since William dressed up as a Chippy Tea

If Stokes and Atkinson hurry they should make it for the second round

Good morning…..

Nagelsman has the look of those actors who get repeatedly cast in movies as a high schooler despite being 38.

Rehydration break

Rehydration break in the Top14 semi final

Obviously supporting Stade over the Crime XV. However I doubt they will have enough to win it

Well the Scots weren’t getting a piper on the roof of that stadium. He’d have been sunburnt to a crisp by now

Disappointing lack of South Africans in this Scotland team

Danny Murphy very pleased with his own jokes

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

Officials getting a well deserved ‘off-cut from B&Q’ award #LEIvBUL

That‘s another shocker of a call

Bold call from the TMO

Not so much bulls as steers on this evidence #LEIvBUL

When did Handrè Pollard forget how to play rugby?

Sam Prendergast must have got an invisible motorbike

In the immortal words of the great man

That Cenotaph will be like Woodstock

Totally normal country….

The lengths they will go to, just to ensure a URC title….

Congratulations to Andy Burnham for winning The Masked Singer.

“What are you drinking… xx”

The cricket

Found the only person with a tougher paper round than Rhys Henry

Imagine the bin juice Trump’s will attract

Shambolic morning in the field for England regardless of inexperience etc.

*Larry David faint gif* www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Unforgivable drop from Duckett. Awful 3 overs

“Can those mentioned in the Epstein files go to the left of the room”

Kane with the worst stutter since

Root’s reviews haven’t improved then…

Ospreys signing a whole bunch of Aussies

Oh great the trumpeter is doing his song at the cricket

Get Rew standing up with Fisher bowling to Mitchell

Cracking catch from Bethell

Labour MPs next week

It’s A Knockout. Pretty sure they could find a creepy old nonce to host it as well

The French being done dirty by video replays *laughs in rugby*

Hydration break.