Two job adds just landed in my inbox, pretty similar except: BBC £70k Sky £90k Not my area, but interesting the difference.

You are now forced to have the same job as the main character in the last book you read. What is your job? Commander of the City Watch! Now, who's killing Vetinari this time...

I'm shocked! Shocked I say! Gail doesn't make trouble, she just makes tea...

No achievement unlocked - beard growth by will power alone!

What was your #childhoodcinema Odeon Woking; replaced by an office block.

How are the West Country Bluebs? @gfrancie.bsky.social and @loreandordure.com , you two okay?

I had to go to the Council Offices today for the third time in my life: 1. 1991 - a Poll Tax demand when I wasn't even there. 2. 2006 - picking up keys for a garage I was renting. 3. today - returning keys as I no longer want the garage. Given the pending death of our council, I may never return...

Snur! #snur

A Very Reasonable Proposal

I am at work today. Bum.

Back home (UK edution). 1000 miles and 19 hours door to door. Boom!

Hope you all have a blessed day.

SNUR!!!!! On The Lord Jesus's birthday! Worth it coming out here just for that.

Smol tree

Done the cracking of nut tonight. Very good show with Clara/Sugar Plum showing great talent.

Went to buy a tree, yer man gave us a palinka to ward off the cold. May now have two trees.

>proud face< www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

24 hours door to door. Fucked.

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a homely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. 1/10

Morning world. Ophthalmology appointment so squinty eyes incoming.

Hair

25 years ago this very day I awoke a very confirmed bachelor. By the time I went to bed I had met the woman who would make my life. Love is great, you kids should try it.

Shadow is not well. Noticed a lump on his belly last week and now Mrs Wife has found a second one. He's off to the vet, poor little puppy.

The parts for the car have arrived! (Only been waiting since August) They can maybe fit her in Tuesday. No, why do you think I'm angry?

My car insurance just went up by over a grand! alt: Baby passed her test.

I have an ophthalmology appointment next Thursday. It's my 6-month follow-up from February. 2021...

Don't hate on me just because I'm cool as!

If my mum can find it in her 76-year-old-devout-muslim heart to accept my nephew has transitioned and call her by her new name and preferred pronouns then so the fuck can the Girl Guides, the WI and everyone else.

Reform (UK [ltd]) has the best politicians money can buy...

Day 3 of Bubonic Plague and Ebola. Sleep is a distant memory. Eyes are painful to keep open. My nose is running like a waterfall. Is it to early for a tody?

Ade has always been, always will be, God Tier Good. Even when he kicked Rik in the balax.

Bish, bash, bosh. Loadsadosh! (One for the kids there)

Okay Bluebs, I needs the helpz. Thinking of getting a car, here's the criteria: - 10ish yo; don't have money - seats 5 / 4+dog - smol enough for a new driver - big enough for long distances Any ideas? Ford B-Max is the current benchmark.

What sort of person even bothers to quote post to say exactly the same thing?

Don't be an idiot, here's a link to watch 'The Whip' for free youtu.be/vboUAIibXPo?...

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

Nigel Farage rn:

Okay, I'm in geek mode rn working from home. I can't use my machine outside the [wired] office network to connect to certain things, so... Using remote desktop from home to work laptop then remoting onto the network server that then tunnels into the 'dirty server' on which I need to work. Funsies!

Snur!

Comparative Religions 101 - - Muslims do not recognise Jews as God's chosen people. - Jews do not recognise Jesus as the Mesiah. - Protestants do not recognise the Pope as their leader. - Baptists do not recognise each other in the pub.

1) He was washed off the island by the explosion & Q finds that the nanobots had a backdoor to deactivate them. 2) ??? 3) PROFIT!

Explain a film plot badly: Alex is dead, let's PARTY!

Just a quick think, regarding tax - Using 2023 figures from the treasury, the chancellor could set the tax free threshold to the median income and a single rate of 50%. Only the top 30% would pay more and the tax receipt would rise 11%. Be radical, tax those with more than average.

I'm out #whamageddon. In my own bloody house as well!

Sad days. Just walked past our local Pizza Express and the Royal Warrant is coming down...

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I told my wife not to decorate for Halloween, but she said she was going to anyway. When I get home there may be reaper cushions...

The Nonce Formerly Known As Prince