The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

bloody beaker people www.newscientist.com/article/2515...

okay, now let's do 99 red balloons but with lasers

The rivalry with Mighty Morphin Power Celtic seldom gets mentioned.

Lt Frank Columbo of the LAPD told reporters “There’s something about this case that doesn’t add up”

these boats are made for raiding and that's just what they'll do one of these days these boats are gonna extort danegeld from you

and germans can count themselves lucky with their english exonym, cos in slavic languages (and hungarian + romanian) they're called some variation of "nemec", which originally meant "mute" indeed in hungarian "német" (german) is still very close to "néma" (mute), we borrowed both in a package deal

Something compelled me to make this

good old proper yorkshire moss

idea for a conspiracy theory: the epstein files have been hding in plain sight all along, the're the ones with a .eps extension

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

if the uk has to have a chief of staff, the least i expect is for there to be an actual staff from henry viii's time that they need to carry around

why is it such a big deal that a mixed doubles team happens to be husband and wife?

“Sometimes we’re wild dogs, sometimes we’re full of bees.”

we've all heard of the wilhelm scream but have you heard of...umm..."comedy sounds - indisposed chicken"? cos i'm 99% certain that's what we're hearing at the start of this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPgY...

COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite MARIO: Thank-a you! C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning? M: What’s-a your point, Detective?

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

the truth can be disappointing, when all i knew was "they're using penis enlargement jabs to cheat", i imagined the idea is that they figured out how to use their dicks instead of their hands to steer

love the accidental trolling from the bbc curling commentator repeatedly referring to the usa team as "canada"

if, anyone wonders what the title means, it's "song of the vagabond pig" you're welcome

love the drone shots in the downhill skiing but it's even better from the other angle, where it looks like every skier has a little flying robot familiar

Thanks to Mandelson, the estate of Ozzy Osbourne has announced that, to save embarrassment, he wiĺ no lomger be referred to as the Prince of Darkness but as "Brooklyn Beckham's first wedding dance."

terrible dnd subclass ideas, ep. 28: a psychic damage-based barbarian build called Think Tank

help, my apes are being funged again

i guess because i discovered it early in my metal journey and didn't yet know what was considered "normal", i never quite appreciated how fucking weird this album was youtu.be/_7wYOkc26qU?...

Kier Starmer to perform a live 'apology rap' in a move his closest allies are calling 'misguided' and 'a mistake'

this is probably mine youtu.be/-29-GLbA-80?...

has anyone made a "dislodged" joke yet?

if you're a man between the age of 15 and 50 thinking like that, not passing on your genes is probably for the best not because of the genes* but to avoid inflicting your tedious personality on your unsuspecting offspring *with any luck they'll be passed on by your less awful relatives anyway

- anyu, anyu, meglátogatjuk apukát? - nem, kisfiam, apuka gecimessze van

i was one of those office workers who was hooked on mid-to-late 90s dilbert, oblivious to the personal leanings of the author in hindsight it's fascinating to see how, having accurately documented HOW everything is fucked up, he got so close to figuring out WHY, only to do a complete volte-face

if you follow me, you have probably already watched this video but in case you haven't, please do it fills me with so much anger that the guy who normally just shares his joyous fascination with old tech was forced to make it but he was because for some things the magic of buying two doesn't work

ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 2026

1. inventions and oddities 2. artificial intelligence 3. mathematical logic 4. queuing theory 5. formal languages

game designers: game mechanics will absolutely dictate the vibe of the game and no amount of lore can change that the best you can do is bring them both in sync

the idea that you can create a social media platform that is protected from assholes, nazis and other bad actors by design is an incredibly tempting one it's also incredibly and obviously flawed you cannot solve social problems with technology

ok folks, story time this incident happened in the late 70s, well before 9/11 and 24/7 rolling news: a small plane (a cessna 152) smashed into an office building somewhere in the usa, i don't remember where exactly

on her majesty's secret sausage

bloody millennials ruining the homicide industry

i'm so lucky that i started my career in late 90s/early 00s eastern europe, where the only place you were expected to exhibit a grindset was when the shots were ordered

me learning a new frontend framework

men also feel more confident about taking on a grizzly in unarmed combat, yet we rarely use that as a direct proxy for their grizzly-wrestling skills

no context geoguessr screenshots

old man googling: how do train drivers go for a piss

i agree with all this but i'd like to add one more thing if i may i used to have some shitty opinions and while i definitely don't think i deserve a cookie for changing them, and certainly not more cookies than those who didn't have them in the first place, i have one thing that og non-bigots don't

chunderball

The piss tank on the ISS is now 17% full.

Ten minutes later, police escorted Barry from the fruit and veg aisle in Asda.