We don’t know if Cuban people get autism. Frankly, we don’t want to know. It’s a market we can do without.

Jimmy Kimmel: “You almost have to feel sorry for him. He did his best to cancel me. Instead he forced millions of people to watch the show. That backfired bigly. He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now.”

Swedish 2010s macroeconomic history explained in meme format:

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

Over the last several years my left and right hands have taken turns passing the same 100 dollar bill back and forth, and I'm proud to report that thanks to this investment my net value is now one trillion dollars

Notable that Pedro Pascal signed this but not Grogu.

It really is staggering to see so many people willing to abandon our 249 year experiment in democracy for an increasingly unstable criminally convicted reality show charlatan.

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

1. Stacey Wescott/Chicago Tribune photo. 2. Curtis Evans, employee of the Evanston water treatment plant, and USMC veteran.

This is funniest possible headline for a song literally called "Song for Bob Dylan"

Dems ought to be telling people now these letters are worth absolutely nothing.

now the dutch are scoring on us

The Third Reich didn't last 1,000 years. Pinochet was ousted with a referendum. And the US isn't exactly dealing with the smartest, most competent fascists. Those of you insisting that 2025 is forever need to read a book, touch grass, go to therapy, anything other than trying to make others quit.

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

it’s nice to see they aren’t pretending it’s anything other than blatant government censorship i suppose

Bri: Oh my god did you see Melania’s hat? Vincent: Oh fuck, ha ha ha ha Bri: she looks so fucking stupid, I can’t breathe

As a society, the one thing we were totally unprepared for was annoying leftists being right.

i just know we're all going to have to sit through a three minute clip of joe rogan saying "i can't believe censorship is happening"

Let me get this straight: you get cancelled for calling them fascists and get investigated for being anti-fascist

now we have to be mad about jimmy fucking kimmel? that makes me even more mad. I’m here at the barricades alongside karl rove, john yoo, bret stephens and bill kristol and we’re drawing the line at jimmy kimmel? seriously i hate this whole era

A good one for this crowd

Quit stealing my bit!

FT: “.. Trump pledged on the campaign trail last year that he would ‘cut your energy and electricity prices in half, within 12 months of taking the oath of office’ ..” 🤡 @financialtimes.com www.ft.com/content/4e19...

A wholesome and much needed TL cleanser.

“If we’re going to live together as a family in this house, we have to let dad beat the shit out of us now and again”

if he can name 5 i’m out

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Why can’t this team just stick to punishing me on the weekends? Manchester United down on cut to revenue forecast

8/ Kwak Tae-hwan, former president of the Korea Institute for National Unification, writes that the sight of the workers "being transported in handcuffs and shackles shocked South Korean society, and anti-American sentiment is rapidly spreading."

It seems that the only trans person known to be in the orbit of this horrific Kirk assassination saga expressed shock and horror, and immediately cooperated fully with law enforcement.

Style lessons from Robert Redford, one of the most stylish men in the last century. 🧵

Glad to see prison hasn’t kept him from his hobbies

when the guy crashing out is wearing the tie of a Premier League team that I do not support: Wow, this is emblematic of their entire fanbase.

Just a reminder: they were never actually against cancel culture. They were against the cancellation of people they agree with or like. They’ve always been enthusiastically in favor cancelling people they don’t like. If you took them at their word you’re a useful idiot.

New from me — There’s been a lot of ink spilled since Charlie Kirk's murder about the "right" way to honor his death. Getting liberals fired from their jobs and forcing devoted civil servants to resign in disgust couldn’t be a more fitting tribute to his life.

We're witnessing the most aggressive, fanatical crackdown on free speech in my lifetime. The speed and breadth of government censorship and private sector and nonprofit capitulation has been astonishing. As has the lack of urgency/silence from people who've long claimed to care about this stuff.

www.insidehighered.com/news/faculty... The free speech crusade will continue until complete conformity and submission are achieved.

Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles