JT for 3

Me: Beetlejuice DA: Objection! Judge: I'm going to hear him out. Me: Beetlejuice DA: Your honor! I strenuously object! Judge: You’re on thin ice counselor. Proceed.

Calling my shot. Sometime this weekend.

Before you are allowed to vote, you should be able to answer who was president in 2020.

When Trump calls for the arrest of Obama and Clinton it's just another episode of his night scaries. But if either of them called for the arrest of him there would be endless op-eds about decorum and tradition.

Let's get a response to that from the Vances.

“Hush now, be still. Soon you shall be one of us.”

Murc's Law never loses.

It seems to me that Trump would like to surrender but he's too dumb to even know how to do that.

It's not hyperbole in the least to say Musk purchased a six-month shadow presidency for $280 million and used the power of that shadow presidency to 1. Steal the government’s data, 2. Permanently damage the state’s ability to regulate his businesses, and 3, kill non-white people.

What’s funny is that a lot of the economy that people liked about 2020 was social safety net handouts and then they put Republicans back in charge.

Currently learning the names of all the top NFL draft prospects so I can yell at the tv when my guys don't get picked.

Michael Jackson will return in Groomsday

this one is <chef's kiss> "We'll be able to sell maybe a million of these cards, maybe more than that" Donald J Trump 6/2/25 we have sold (WAIT FOR IT) one! i am dead

This guy needs the new talking points.

Remember when the argument was that Trump was so rich that he wouldn't be corrupt as president?

You do not understand the extent of Trump Family's corruption: Barron Trump, the President's college attending son, has "made" $100's of millions in the last year.

A big problem with the Project 2025 "fire all federal employees and replace them with cult members" plan is that they are all semi-literate numskulls who can't do the job. This is both horrible for the country and good that they can't do more harm.

LOL.

Sowing/Reaping

Priceless post from the official White House social media

"The people having constant meltdowns because there was an interracial family on a Cheerios ad or a 12 year old transgender kid playing soccer are my true allies in the war against the oligarchy."

I actually think Julian Casablacas looks good for his age.

When Biden had bad poll numbers, every headline for every story mentioned them.

Remember when they said that the war would only be a few weeks? Any update on that?

UAE cut outs bought 49% of Trump $WLFI Coin tit for tat (I mean Trump got the cash and it's your tax dollars but that's what you voted for)

Donald, there is a very exclusive cask of amontillado in the basement of the ballroom.

Obviously the answer is mostly “drugs” but it really is kind of fascinating to me how Musk oscillates between “a post scarcity utopian future is at hand!” and “the mongrel races are coming to claim the persecuted white man’s scarce resources in a zero sum game!”

There is a second Dr. Albert Meinheimer.

This graphic shows how successful the JCPOA was, which cost US taxpayers nothing but Obama signed it. Can we please stop electing racist dickwads?

Guy hiring for Prometheus scientific expedition: Congratulations on being the least qualified person in your field! You're in!

Yeah. "I disagree with the Court's legal analysis" is one thing, but "the Court isn't using legal analysis to decide cases" is another. The latter is no longer in the realm of law and should not be treated as if it is.

Start the cycle again. Some post about negotiations being close before the markets open on Monday and threatening to nuke them over the weekend.

The big argument for the Bernie campaigns was that he could activate these people for the Dems but oops they all turned out to be Trump voters.

Cade for Garza and Scheierman. Who says no?

It’s pretty crazy that the advertisements for crypto aren’t about how it works but some vague promise that it will make you stinking rich.

I don’t see why Tatum or Brown couldn’t whip a ball at Howard Lutnik’s face in the front row to get the crowd amped up.

Man, she must really hate criminals. Anyways, here she is introducing president crimes.

The screenshots in the header image don't do it justice. The unique procedural posture is one thing. The justices discussing what they've seen on TV, how they worry the plan will be too expensive, etc., shows that they really are just politicians in robes.

"Pallets of cash"

Republicans pass something by one vote. [people online]: Obviously this means that all Dems wanted this. Both parties are the same.

Trump is weird rich coastal elite who is at least as out of touch with real people as Mitt Romney was but gets covered like a man of the people because he’s racist and stupid.

Seems like the type of bros who will call ICE to deport their wives after they are done with them.

DDoS Attack sounds like a fun rap group from the 80s.

Hot dog! Hot dog!!

Oh good. People were just not liking my posts because the app was broken.