Yo, lemme charge this phone cause I gotta go ppl and without a nap type shit

The bidet is a great invention, they should make one that washes the whole body, not just the Ass

“everyone is twelve now” theory

I enjoy how people with lists called "leftist pigs who deserve helicopter rides" are ignored so the devs can focus on what's *really* important, defending digital cancer

BREAKING:

don’t forget to experience joy everybody

Lmao the 1:05 mark

These guys are so bad at being catholic

trump said “ACAB”

don’t worry, we’re also about to stop paying them all

The dick sucking factory is in crisis. The tariffs have made dicks twice as expensive to import. All the best dick suckers want a "living wage" nowadays and have quit to start cottage industry penis stimulation businesses. Congress promised a bailout but it went to the ass eating lobbies instead.

Pulling up in the 1-of-1 custom wrapped personal injury attorney G wagon 😤

L, and might I add, MAO. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

if isaac chotiner ever called me i would answer all his questions perfectly and by the end he’d be weeping and comparing me to st. thomas aquinas

He’s getting all ate up

Dutch late night TV has its take

AP-NORC poll | 9/11-9/15 President Trump approval Disapprove 60% (+7) Approve 39% (-6) (shift since last poll) apnorc.org/projects/pes...

This Week's Onion Magazine:

the hiring of Olivia Nuzzi by Vanity Fair makes the new rules of media clear: ❌ lightly criticizing Charlie Kirk ✅ FaceTime fingerblasting with your story’s subject, RFK Jr.

hell yes. we're approaching a point where AI generated controversies can be followed with AI generated backlash, leading in turn to AI generated fallout. it's a perfect closed loop. we'll finally be free

unfortunately the only footage they could find of charlie kirk not saying evil things was when a pint of blood was gushing out of his neck like a fountain

maybe if kimmel calls kirk the r-word the “free speech” crowd will support him

I bet if I could get on fox news I could say some things that would have their broadcast license yanked even by this admin

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Pritzker: What's at stake here is free speech. It's our constitution and our way of life. Do we really want the president intimidating people, organizations to get others fired? People ought to be standing up and speaking out.

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

“I KNOW THAT AINT WHO I THINK IT IS!”

What the hell? I’ve been shilling hard-right christian talking points for years and this is what church is like???

Online trads going to church for the first time and finding out it's not an IRL version of their personal Based internet club always cracks me up

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

The silence from the left on the bang bus is deafening

I love AI

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Charlie Kirk literally organized buses to drive MAGA supporters to the Capitol on January 6th.

Glenn Beck’s media outlet The Blaze just gave an interview last month to the person who killed the politicians in Minnesota

They have never, ever expressed anything close to this level of pain and sympathy for school shooting victims.

Gavin wants to continue Charlie’s work of founding Hitler Youth 2.0 and trying to convert generations of young people to a virulent, hateful conservative ideology

Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns

Donald Trump? The real estate investor?