Absolutely, sir. This is a normal thought.

well hell HGTV i could’ve told you this would happen based on this picture alone

Real Estate: It’s Gray Time!

It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.

A sudden 10 day closure of airspace in a major US city like El Paso should be THE STORY, with nothing else getting any air time until at minimum someone within the US government says what’s happening and why. It barely even registers on CNN’s site. It’s literally the last item before the page ends.

I’m trying to figure out the word but I am drawing a blank

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Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist! Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.

shoutout to @amazingthew.bsky.social for the actual answer to discord adult verification

An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂

If MAHA wants to do something useful, they could send me a Williams-Sonoma to buy some Le Creuset

Worth noting that this response actually concedes that what Pritzker said is true.

just sold all my bitcoin after the drop. will buy it again after it goes up

zoomer coworker told me to "keep on party rocking" and i feel condescended to in the way ww2 veterans must have felt when their grandkids told them about storming normandy in Medal of Honor on the PS2

fuck my gay chudler life, your honor. the prosecution rests or whatever

your honor, im a fat fucking chud

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

It would be so easy to turn Trump into a hotep

"Abolish ICE" Sticker spotted in St Paul, Minnesota

he's running...

Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/

Dark Kegel Trick

Donald trump based on your erratic behaviours and actions I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please stop what you're doing and watch Bo Burman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!

It’s Friday night. My roommates (my parents) ask if I’m going out with friends or on a date. I laugh. Neither the local jocks nor females are provide the kind of intelligent dialogue I crave. As they discuss pushing back retirement for another year, I tune in to Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil.

This dude is intense and correct

this is what theyre doing to him in hell

isn't it wild how we actually live in a world with cyberpsychosis, but instead of being able to get cybernetic limbs it comes from a chat program that "yes ands" too hard

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

mpreg (molar preg)

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

Also if anyone is interested in the history of the United States' attempts to topple leaders in South America and install more friendly dictators then you can - and I'm not joking here - download the files from the CIA website.

Yes, the president of Mexico needs to be supported because she is right. She has more guts than the Democratic Party leadership.

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

going to call my senators back and tell them to put the child porno machine on the back burner for now and focus on the undeclared war of aggression

Prosecutor: At 11:28am, the defendant googled as follows -- "Bank Hours," "Bank Hours Tuesday," "Does Bank take money every day," "Can you wear a coat in the bank?" "Bank coat rack location," "Best bank Reddit 2025," "Can you wear Hat in the bank?" Me: i don't usually go to the bank

Terrible, always a total magnet. His story about getting cast in Goodfellas, basically his first movie, is so charming www.avclub.com/isiah-whitlo...

One of the best to ever do it

so many greats, I think about this one a lot

Young people today would rather "do a silly dance" (fortnite) than "do their due dilligance" on a property purchase

She helped pass a bill—which is 100% part of liberalism. Maybe you don’t like the bill. Maybe the bill will hurt some people and have bad outcomes. But that’s part of liberal democracy.

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

look: say what you will about porno, it's a top 5 thing to jack off to

Some French guy: “et alors? C'est l'éléphant mécanique.”

blammo! kablooey!

I was woke... I'm woke right now.