This is wrong. It's actually if your hand is bigger than your face you're gay everyone knows that

DST can suck my dihh

Huge news. My ironic watching of the Ted TV show has turned to unironic viewing of Seth McFarland's artistic vision of the Ted television program

Checking out what's going on in Threads

Thinking about bringing latinx back

Can't wait to see Kristi Noem sing "Tequila" in an elaborate eagle costume next season on the Masked Singer

War in the Middle East Britney Spears arrested for a DUI. Stock market bubble about to burst. Scrubs, King of the Hill and Malcolm in the Middle are back on TV. 2006 is so back, baby.

First draft of this tweet was definitely "have a another drink sweetie"

Trying to think about what to post that won't be me on a list

I would win Traitors by protecting every PoC or woman from being eliminated

Ban housewives from Traitors imo

No spoilers but all I gotta say is... Traitors

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

Loved Sin City so I spent real money to watch The Spirit and man what a dogshit experience that was

These guys are gonna have some great gay sex tonight congrats

Lmaooo

Oh my god

I fear if the US does not score here they might not win

Gotta get one here

Depressionmaxxxing

That’s Dan❤️‍🩹🦅

I am pleased to announce that Boy Throb has done it again

Dasha jumpscare in Materialists, someone should have warned me...

Can't believe shy Ronnie just won the gold

Gaming peaked with the Kung Fu mod for Max Payne 1

One of my cherished childhood memories was when I was about 5 or 6. It was about 6 pm and I walked alone down the street to our empty neighborhood playground, squatted underneath the slide and took a big ol shit.

Allied so hard I became gay

hahahahahahahahahaha

Lol god damn

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You cannot throw a ball like that in the superbowl

Does Mr Beast really just look like that

I can't believe Mr Beast actually Looks Like That

Drake Maye be really bad

Seattle's kicker will be the first swagapino superbowl MVP

Seattle's kicker is Filipino I just found out. Go (sea)birds

Wait can someone confirm that was liam from Minnesota

This rules

Wish I had some plantains

The post it note hate crime.... Hate to see it

I love how there is a separate half time show just for pedophiles.

Punt bowl

Thought I was done watching runs on 3rd and long....

Last year's super bowl was better to me for some reason...

Does Mr Beast really just look like that

Forgot that Popstar predicted the Sydney Sweeney jean’s debacle

Wonder Man... Is good??