TO: World’s Biggest Pedophile FROM: Elon Musk SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.

Canceling my 2 PM matinee of MELANIA. Just heard about this Epstein stuff and I'm going to wait until it's free on Tubi just in case there's any truth to those files

It would be so easy to turn Trump into a hotep

Not a movie but watching GI Robot's episode in Creature Commandos is nice.

Anyone who is part of the federal government who is not doing everything in their power to stop this administration, regardless of the assumed cost to normalcy or career, is a coward and a collaborator.

a second angle of the killing in south Minneapolis today is even worse warning: video is graphic

Haven't been posting much because I don't think I've had a thought recently that wouldn't get me kicked off this site

BREAKING: The Minneapolis Police Chief says of the shooting victim: "Based on the information that we have, which is very limited, this is a 37-year-old white male who is a Minneapolis resident." He adds: "We believe he is a lawful gun owner with a permit to carry."

Damn I’m missing a game huh

What constitutes "parenting time" cause averaging 80 minutes a day with your kid seems insanely low even if you're working 8 hours a day. You going to happy hour and the gym after work every day?

Everything sucks but one fun thing is my daughter's favorite song right now is "Finger" by TikTok sensation BoyThrob and it is actually a certified bop.

Patullo bye bye!!!!

In an act of defiance I have rescinded my FavStar trophy from Greg Bovino's post.

Fire everyone

I'm gonna throw up

3rd and 11... Right where we want em

Are you kidding me AJ

Noose tying tutorial

Please do something with this

Fire everyone

God this team sucks

I'm going to kill

Things I cooked/prepared yesterday for my daughter: Eggs, waffles, rice and beans, chicken quesadilla, chicken nuggets, cheese ravioli, peas and corn, sliced banana,sliced strawberry,sliced pear Things she actually ate: Apple sauce pouch, cheese, sliced pear. end of list

Every football game should end with the winning team physically destroying a representation of the other team. I want to see AJ Brown detonate an active gold mine with miners inside tomorrow.

Made it two plays with "Prime vision" broadcast. That shit sucks!

The only good thing about Michael Rappaport being in Traitors is I can post now that I hope he gets murdered without getting banned

trying to explain to jd vance why it's bad that renee good was killed by federal agents: ok, so, imagine that she was a squirrel belonging to an IG/onlyfans influencer,

Bluesky really does have the dumbest people on the planet here

Is there a more cursed combination than white husband and Filipina wife? Silver lining when interracial marriages become illegal again again is we can finally end that pairing

Gotta go back to tha old me and post "women be shoppin" until I get 10K more followers

Thinking about outrage over Peanut the Squirrel for no particular reason

Real life Peter Griffin here is right... Best we leave these people alone

Doink lol

This Trump guy really needs to stop with this buffoonery

If anyone wants to know how to lose 15 lbs in less than a month ill tell you my secret: Get the stomach flu, then the actual flu and be depressed

Second game this year where they didn’t complete a pass after halftime and astoundingly the coordinator was still employed to call the second one

Eagles should take the knee here imo

go birds fire kevin!

Oh lol

Not a single Eagles fan alive thinks we win this one

I'm gonna throw up lol

You gotta be kidding me

Fuck

Bills playing like they expect they can get the ball back and they might be right

Oooh

Lol

Lmao

Literally touched the ground too

Refs die

Uggghhhhh