went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌

In some of these cases, the X users posting the photos that are being manipulated into nonconsensual images are simply taking those photos from other places online. That means random people (sometimes kids), who aren't even on X, are having their photos posted. They aren't even users there.

everyone talking about the inevitable shitty horror movie but nobody is mentioning that alec can finally stay married to betty boop without problem

Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital

im also going to go as far as to say that until this starts to happen routinely this shit is going to get a lot worse. when i was using twitter a lot of the sexual harassment was from uk men with their whole faces out. they should be too scared to do that and its so fucked that they're not

public domain day is both really cool in principle and very silly in practice. personally i have no stories to tell with long forgotten cartoon dog Snookum Snoker, once-popular mystery novel protagonist Racist Caricature Police Detective, or self-playing piano hit The Hopscotch Boogie

Been expanding my range of brass tarot card fridge magnets, lxds. Look how amazing The Fool came out (objectively the best tarot card bc it has a dog on it) peloriastudio.etsy.com/listing/4434...

toto14: when the smurfs heard gargemel’s name they were probably so disappointed because it sounds like a dessert lol godlynurse: he’s not a dessert. hes a horrible man. toto14: I know but his name sounds like it could be kingofgum2: You’re thinking of caramel. toto14: I’m not but nvm

bro you are literally auld acquaintance. I will always bring you to mind

Who up forgetting they auld acquaintance

THAT’S JUST HOW A BARN DOOR CLOSES come up with a fake but plausible folksy aphorism. use your phrase once in every conversation you have for a day. if someone asks you what your phrase means, you lose. if someone else uses your phrase, you win.

French soldiers in the Russian campaign turned their dead horses into tents

BTW the only reason I didn't have even more unbelievably bleak quotes to post is that OpenAI is (as alleged) refusing to give the estate the final days of his conversations with his mother, who he murdered. so it probably gets much worse.

good piece with an incidental insanely brutal takedown of klein

hell yeah. why is my employer not giving me amphetamines if we care about productivity? we're not afraid of some fakeass DEI medical concerns

"kick the bucket" is such a great mental image

Metros, Cardiff

The problem is the British public is just too out of touch with ordinary pundits.

For the sake of democracy, we must welcome the Strasser Brothers and Ernst Röhm into our anti-fascist movement

a succulent pass? a succulent pass in the final third?

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

Oh is a yearsball happening

I met R2D2 on the street and he was not gracious at all. C3PO had to apologize for him like, he hasn’t had his crystals today. The crystals that he eats. He has to eat these it’s like cereal to him. He offered to take a pic w/me but I was like lol you are like the Ringo of this. You are below Wicket

I’ll never forget when I saw a TikTok of a zoomer saying there should be laws against cheating that send people to jail and all the comments were agreeing and I was like what the hell is going on

this part of the new yorker millennial prenup article is fetish content

You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.

They need to bring back silent films, so i can make phone calls in the theater without any background noise

i always think about how i never seem to see these people out in the real world and of course i don’t

One of the best to ever do it

Young people today would rather "do a silly dance" (fortnite) than "do their due dilligance" on a property purchase

all at once a queer accident happened

I once decided I couldn’t speak English because of a persistent beggar in Prague - damn me if I didn’t find the only Welsh speaking beggar in Prague - gave him 200 Kč for style points.

I bought a lightly used "Thomas and Friends: Cranes and Trains Super Tower" for my nephew from a lovely family in Penarth

In 2024, sewage was pumped into Britain's rivers for a record 3.6 million hours, making it one of the most popular outdoor activities in the UK.

hi. sorry for messaging you out the blue but i’m currently writing an article profiling the growing trend of being a massive loser and a bunch of people immediately pointed me your way…would you be interested in having a chat about it?

The "all" here presumably referring to the relentless and vicious, racist attacks on people seeking asylum, the support for genocide and authoritarianism, the snatching of welfare from people in need, the crackdowns on protest, rolling back of human rights and general hastening of fascism.

pour one out to an icon www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is a category error IMO. They don’t see it as the paper’s job to investigate whether Pepsi actually is The Choice Of A New Generation, or if Coke really is It. Their job is to present you with the proposition, so the public can decide.

Patience! These things take time!

last christmas he pooped out an egg/ the very next day the joker escaped

guy who is literally going to jail for bluffing too stupid: "you can look at anything, i don't have anything incriminating here" Toobin, impossibly: sounds legit, i fold

There is a LOT going on in Jeffrey Toobin’s weird soft-focus profile of Tom Goldstein, but my favorite recurring bit is all the people who know poker finding creative ways to politely make clear that Tom Goldstein is not good at poker www.nytimes.com/2025/12/28/m...

Art.

Where were these jerks when they took the tempur-pedic asscrack from us?

[looking too closely at myself and realizing I'm just tiny daubs of paint] Ah well. Guess I'll go fuck off