"there is lead in everything because of leaded gasoline, leaded paint, and unregulated industry which is an environmental risk factor in food supply chains but the level of health risk is context-dependent." GET IT TWISTED "there is lead in everything and this explains everything about the world."

When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free. When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

What are the good dot txt/simple bot accounts like @morrowind-txt.bsky.social @shakespeare.lol @mobydickatsea.bsky.social etc

Hamzah Ibrahim's co-accused was the only woman on death row in Singapore, after the execution of Saridewi Djamani in 2023. We aren't in touch with the family, so don't have consent to name her publicly.

In practice, and even before today's changes, Labour has gone further on anti-immigration policies than any government in decades. The outcome being more families ripped apart, more people forced to become undocumented, fewer jobs for everyone and a crashed economy. 3/

It is laughable to think that you can neuter the far right with minor tweaks like this. How many Conservative or Reform supporters even know that immigrants have to pass a language test? They object to immigration on emotional grounds, not because they have dry objections to eligibility criteria.

I see

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

drinking lead and pumping iron

hearing they're putting protein in my lead powder

I think it would have surprised even the most pessimistic if you'd told people during the 2024 campaign that a year into Government Starmer's team would be negatively briefing against the ECHR and Council of Europe for daring to question their assault on trans rights

Dunno how they managed to get people who aren't lifting on these. They taste bad because they are a punishment for wanting to be strong

this is the dynamic of every asshole. invent a reason someone deserves a hittin' then crying when they have the nerve to hit back.

[sat upon a pile of corpses 750,000 deep] yes but how does this poll

Armed cops on Newport Road 👀

Alright, man. But a lot of us said this was happening at the time and got yelled at by people like Chris Jackson for not being sufficiently appreciative of Joe Biden's foreign policy genius.

The Sensible Moderates, ladies and gentlemen

Martin the Martian ET alf

(silent hill font) I don't need a bath right now.

Users of this excuse tend to be quite unhappy about the Muslim conquest of Spain—at least, they’ll happily use moral language in condemnation of Muslims killing Christians in Spain well before Columbus. Maybe basic moral norms take alternate generations off. Governing is hard work.

*bumps into you and our amulets become entangled* hey watch it bozo

Really obsessing over my step count, I think it's because I never knew my real count

please post rare turing_polices

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

“Win every election” is not a viable strategy for preventing authoritarianism

ME: i know! let's play "2 truths and a lie" GUARD WHO ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH: i hate you so much right now ME: uh-oh, looks like we found the liar! GUARD WHO ALWAYS LIES: great work boss, you really cracked the case ME: ☺️

a good night's sleep in the Deadly Premonition bed could fix me

The "Saint George was Turkish" line as a gotcha response to flagshaggers' bigotry is silly because: a) it is factually incorrect, obviously, b) it aligns with Turkey's historical revisionism - not cool c) there are so many better ways to attack the racism and www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

'Nature's Labubu': why are Gen Z 'unboxing' conkers?

conscience is the wound, and there’s naught to staunch it

Lest you forget he's English

how do you do kids im steve buscemi LOL

they're awarding me the nobel hate prize for significant contributions in being a hater

Area Man's Ex-Girlfriend Glad She Bumped Into Him https://theonion.com/area-mans-ex-girlfriend-glad-she-bumped-into-him-1819564583/

fucking called it

Before my yank followers get too smug everyone agrees this is bad OK. Although you have to admit the chives bring a touch of class to an otherwise dreary attempt

Progress progress. Amazing what’s possible when the rogue client state gets called to heel as was always possible.

At the bank I was told "pick your four digit pincode but it can't be a year." "Aren't they all years?" I asked. We sat in silence for a bit.

thou art damn’d to hell

Picard: Wesley, I notice you’ve been requesting a lot of computer files from the early 21st century. Records from that time are… inaccurate at best. There’s a reason we call that era The Great Cringe Wesley: You’re only saying that because you don’t eat enough beef tallow

"gifting" their children properties in the hope they live another 7 years and avoid inheritance tax

"mental hygiene" is really something to chew on

"Why travel all the way to Italy when you can visit a place much closer by that is shaped like Italy?" bigthink.com/strange-maps...

Remember when people used to add "-aholic" to everything. Chocaholic. Shopaholic. Now you just say they are locked in

the worst thing about protests is you're reminded of this guy's existence as he torturously tries to categorise a Big Bird costume as a dastardly antifa weapon

bitch what

Unmush my peas Say you love me again