they don't want linux. they just want to endlessly critique windows

(sea monster bio) You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

Labour sucks so bad This is a disaster

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

Equality under the law is when a serial paedophile feels a little embarrassed before escaping punishment for insider trading on a minor technicality - Ian Dunce

Let’s go

Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy

specialist in heartbeat-affirming care fights for right to treat patients who self-identify as having unblocked arteries, though critics point out this is a perversion of their natural heart trajectory

Prince Andrew getting arrested for misconduct instead of sex crimes does feel a bit like Al Capone getting done for tax evasion

keep calling him prince andrew imo, i don't think the institution which shielded and funded him should get to cut ties so easily

Police arrest Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor following Epstein revelations ft.trib.al/MBR4NAt

as suspects or

me: good morning giant head. good morning rally car them: [simultaneously] good morning

One of the greatest nights in Bodo/Glimt's history. They have beaten Manchester City, Atletico Madrid and now, last season's finalists Inter. Kjetil Knutsen's side become the first Norwegian club to win three consecutive European Cup/UEFA Champions League matches.

Jeffrey Epstein's lawyers dismissed Private Eye as “an absolute rag of a publication” Perhaps it was because @privateeyenews.bsky.social was publishing articles like this about Lord Mandelson's links with Epstein as long ago as March 2009!

It's Labour that are causing Reform's surge. If Labour want to stop a Reform government they can introduce PR. Or get out of the Green Party's way.

“Dismay” as No 10 works with Brendan Cox after misconduct claims The husband of the murdered Labour MP Jo Cox resigned from three charities after various allegations By @anooshc.bsky.social

i made a boat out of a fish tin, waste plastic from diabetes equipment, and lollipop sticks. i painted it with acrylics, inks, and washed it in oil paints.

I’m so excited for you guys to read my new book

Silence

they wanted charlie kirk to be michael collins but he's harambe

I saw someone say the Bluesky mods all smoke crack. If false, that's a very disrespectful rumour to spread. But if true, it's deeply concerning for this social media platform.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

If you wouldn't lift the bar then you are not fit to be Prime Minister of Great Britain.

The Morag Tong does not respect those who debase the sacred art of murder.

Shameful that the EHRC has no written records of any meetings with trans-led organisations over the last five years when trans rights have been under such assault. Human rights apply to everyone and the EHRC should know full well that its job is to stand up for everyone’s rights. 🏳️‍⚧️

Completely mogs the entire looksmaxxing movement in under 2 minutes

doing research

I’m losing it at this post about this raver just constantly puking all over the place because people keep shitting on the dance floor.

i think lots of people underestimate how badly these “AI” companies want people to be unable to afford computers. they view personal computing as a roadblock to their desire for complete end-to-end centralization. the fact that their tech is putting hardware out of reach is not just a happy accident

You (idiot): Gorton and Denton Me (genius, never lived in Manchester, picked this up from one person): They just call it Gorton there 😏 Denton is so posh people can say they don't live in Gorton

This event is insane

I found the old 35mm slide for the cover for Neuromancer and had it scanned in for your pleasure. Enjoy!

Megabucks indie AA era incoming as a bunch of $10Bn games launch to zero people with recommended specs

It's giving /r/kitchencels

Urgent witness appeal following the death of 65yo Nick Stone in Bristol after contact with police where he ended up on the ground at an antifascist counterdemonstration against the far right Bristol Patriots on 10th January 2026.

Trying to empty the freezer to defrost it for the new owners of my house. Tonight, burgers and roast parsnips

Genuinely thought this was about the Lib Dems

the CEO of BlueSky blocks exactly one account and this is it

I’m not normally that person but…. It’s really annoying that Democracy for Sale a has hardly been credited anywhere in last 24 hours for breaking story of Labour Together paying to spy on journalists *almost two weeks* ago Hadn’t expected Tory press office to be the exception!

While sudden cliff falls at Birling Gap (near my home town of Eastbourne) are no joke, I really love how much it looks like we’ve roused a grumpy, sleepy sea-wizard.

liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price

That's nice dear. How is school going? Have you been thinking about college?

If children were more politically active they would be quite pissed to be told that their screen time is “the most urgent public health issue” while the largest measles outbreak since the vaccine sweeps their schools because of conspiracies that the adults in their life believed from social media.

Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it