The proper work / life balance is no work and 100% life.

Kash Patel: "I will leave no sporting event unturned in my quest to locate Nancy Guthrie."

The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

<desperately trying to find a sport so I can go to the Olympics and win and get free ice cream for life>

did they not conclude this when those people were online saying “I am not voting for Harris because of this administration’s approach to Gaza”? Took a year and a half to decipher that riddle?

I hope you like a girl with thick sighs

with the olympics concluded, you may now, and are required to, return to your regularly scheduled hatred of your country and everything it stands for, and doing everything in your power to dismantle it

Last weekend. This weekend. @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

I judge people by how they return a shopping cart. If you leave it loose in the parking lot, I assume you are also a republican, a jaywalker and don't tip.

the pope telling jd vance to fuck off must be a religion unto itself because i’m devout

If someone says they’re not political, I’ll assume they’re happy with the current administration.

Now THAT's a headline. "The U.S. spent $30 billion to ditch textbooks for laptops and tablets: The result is the first generation less cognitively capable than their parents" fortune.com/2026/02/21/l...

“Hotdogs are made from lips and assholes.” You’re not discouraging me, dawg. Those are my favorite parts of my girlfriend.

Reciting facts, recognizing patterns, and understanding concepts are three different things. You need a sentient being for the last one.

This is how all of these people view your actual human life. No value in and of itself, only in the labor it can perform for them.

This is the kind of thing a rich CEO says at the beginning of a science fiction movie to establish for the audience that he is a sociopath and the villain.

i love the internet because instead of watching the news i can learn about the horrors in joke format

It's been a...well, it's been something. It's Friday.

A new paper shows that less than 2 months of exposure to Twitter’s algorithmic feed significantly shifts people’s political views to the right. Moving from chronological feed to the algorithmic feed also increases engagement. This is one of the most concerning papers I’ve read in awhile.

i need a hug that kills me

the hot tub validates humanity’s inherent desire to become stew

SSRIs are currently the pack mules of our society

sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really

All the college and university "leaders" who chose to surrender in advance on this, take a bow And then get in the fuckin sea

I consume a concerning amount of thc gummies and buspirone because *gestures at everything*

“The left is missing out on AI!” YEP. Most of us want to miss out! If it ever proves its actual usefulness to our actual lives, stops plagiarizing, and is no longer an environmental disaster, maybe we revisit. Burden of proof is on the industry. So far they’ve done the opposite of that!

I am willing to do whatever it takes to never have to see RFK Jr shirtless and wet again

I just want America to turn back to a simpler time, but strictly in the sense that exercise should consist of strapping into a giant cloth belt contraption around my waist that shakes a bunch while I drink a martini.

ICE doesn't ever "leave" any state. There will continue to be ICE and CBP enforcement actions as there were during previous presidents. Hillary Clinton was saying this in her remarks. She doesn't like the visible violence but she is fine with "regular" violence.

Staying informed these days is a form of self harm.

For the 2026 primary elections, NPR has collected deadlines and information on how to register to vote — online, in person or by mail — in every U.S. state and territory. n.pr/4ayRPUJ

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

“Look, we Democrats only practice kinder, gentler genocide & mass deportation. How dare you say we’re too much like Republicans. You want I should suicide you? Did I say that out loud or just think it?”

So, do I have this right? The official Dem response to masked federal agents killing Americans in the streets and abducting people, including children, to put in concentration camps is: “We need ICE to be more like the rest of the violent, often unaccountable militarized police around the country.”

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

a stat i always cite is the number of anti-trans articles in the press went from 60 in a year, to 7,500

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

Gift link! Everyone should read this.

Do you think he wants to play?

i’ve said they don’t understand object permanence but in this case they really are closing their eyes and pretending it makes things go away

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

Hearing 'Gasolina' is going to awaken a lot of Millenial Sleeper Agents

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

In advance of the inevitable complaining about the Super Bowl I’m gonna politely suggest a “shhhh let people enjoy things.”

"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants" No you don't. If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.

i don't know how to re-assimilate these people into civil society. i know it isn't by pretending engaging with this shit is something you walk away from clean

Do you think they list their stats* on the back? *How many people they’ve used “excessive force” on and number of spouses they’ve abused