At my age I don't have issues with not being hydrated enough. After all my pills are taken, there are 3 litres of water inside my body, already.

an emu is just an ostrich that's found my chemical romance

I took this last night when I went out to fill the bird feeders because I thought it looked pretty with the sun behind it. This month isn’t mine and isn’t about me, but I just want everyone to know that if this flag represents you, I support you. Happy Pride Month ❤️🏳️‍🌈

Clinton: I'm a sex pest, and possibly much worse Obama: I expanded the police & surveillance state, killed civilians, and bailed out banks Biden: I put my ego, "norms", and Netanyahu's manufactured war and genocide before the nation. I also investigated protesters Trump: Thanks for the help guys

Dying over the guy who stood next to Zuck's yacht and painted it in flames.

interesting how elected officials who say they want to “lower the temperature” only hold the unarmed side of a protest to that standard.

happy birthday america, i got you the corpse of a 30 year old one hit wonder shuffling around in front of a fight pit next to a giant hole in the ground that used to be the east wing all at the pleasure of an octogenarian rapist with dementia

the fact is these democratic governors do not have actual control over their own state police forces, and that’s a seriously scary problem that no elected wants to talk about or deal with

• Police solve just 2% of all major crimes • One-third of all Americans killed by strangers are killed by police • 10,000 family dogs are killed by police every year (DOJ: "epidemic") • Bodycam Catches Planting Drugs (parents lost their children due to these) • Why the NYPD Costs $10 Billion a Year

the best shitposts are indistinguishable from mental breakdowns

I don’t even know what to say…just that everyone needs to read this. I finished it half an hour ago and I’m still just sitting with it and my feelings. It is SO good. #booksky bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

90% of those held at Delaney Hall have no criminal history. People detained at Delaney Hall were being paid $1/day to work — then the facility suspended that pay while keeping up demand for the work. Trump’s mass deportation machine is not about crime reduction. It is about prison labor camps.

There is something deeply unsettling (and consistent) to me about how we collectively do not value the natural world enough to care for it but we take such puerile cynical exploitative pleasure in sharing AI generated images of animals for ‘cute’, clicks and/or money.

Gas is $6, nobody can afford a house, and we just kicked starving people off SNAP so they now have to pay $8 for cereal. Why are we even doing this at all right now?

There's never been a better time to detach from reality and go completely insane.

I can't deny the convenience of the "e-book" but going to the library and leaving with an armful of hardcovers feels like getting away with something

saying “this edible ain’t doing shit” five minutes before forgetting how to speak english

Sitting at the hair salon and “Party Rock Anthem” is on the radio. That’s my “when it happens” song…Maybe it’s a sign? 🙏

Unnoticed by whom?

divorced millennials will always be tied to their ex bc they can’t afford to break the shared phone plan and streaming subscriptions

I prefer texting over talking on the phone because I can't backspace the words that come out of my mouth.

happy memorial day

i really wish billionaires would stop weighing in on how they think a world they do not live in should work. just go be rich and leave us alone, none of this matters to you

i'm not on bluesky because i want to live in a bubble. i'm on bluesky because i love reading long manifestos about what's wrong with bluesky by people who don't spend enough time here to know someone does this every 10 days.

age is hitting millennials like the 2nd airplane

Anytime a country musician starts singing about the wife that left him, I immediately take the wife's side

patriotic gunshots outside the presidential palace spaceships blowing up spectacularly citizens getting to enjoy another of our fine chemical leaks buddy, don't you tell me the empire is dying

my favorite data centers are libraries

Late thirties is such a weird age. I’m sitting at home with my Merlin bird app listening to birds, and at the same time texting my friend who is planning a threesome with this dude she’s been fucking.

“Abnormal”

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

We need to stop thanking military guys for their service and start thanking service workers for their service. That Applebees bartender? Who went to the wall for you to get you extra ranch? Snap that salute.

the fuck it will

this is a masterpiece

No money for pediatric cancer research but there's $1.7 billion for people who beat cops and smeared feces on the walls of the US Capitol.

the president loves stealing your money and giving it to pedophiles, folks. it’s like his favorite thing to do

"You shouldn't support Palestine. They would kill you for being trans!" say the people who want to kill me for being trans in the United States.

Seeing Dril enter his Reply Guy Era is the only reason to ever log into Threads

Teachers and schools are expected to fill every gap created by the evisceration of social services in this country, even as they're being fiscally strangled themselves. Schools are food banks, community clinics, de facto counseling ctrs..and then blamed when all those problems continue to worsen

Why do I talk to my dog like he's a little man? Because he's a little man. That's a stupid question.

Today is Nakba Day. The ethnic cleansing of Palestine began 78 years ago today and it has never stopped.

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

Apparently there is some sort of hillbilly concert at Lambeau tonight and tomorrow. Guess I won’t be leaving my house this weekend. 🙄

i’ve been thinking of what could even be said about such a tragedy. someone said it best that trans people are “born so late and die so young”. we uproot our lives and transition and live more life than anyone else ever does and society punishes us for it. we deserve better

When I hear Death Cab on the classic rock station

Although there is one upside to this, which is that some people will log in and it will say "yeah I used enough electricity to power a small country and evaporated a minor sea to calculate that not a single person is a good match for you, you are just that big of a loser". Which is pretty funny.

I don't think we should talk about climate change anymore, we should talk about kitchen-table issues. Like how climate change will destroy your kitchen table and everything else you have

You don’t hate country music, you just hate the same 100 songs of bootlicking corporatized trash about saluting the flag while drinking a beer in your truck at a football game next to your pretty silent wife in daisy dukes who also knows how to fish.

“The MAGA party is the last breath of the Confederacy.” 💯

Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.