Hey Bernie, quick question, what the fuck is wrong with you? www.newsweek.com/bernie-sande...

People really need to wrap their heads around HOW ATTENUATED our election cycles have gotten. They're acting like the Maine primary was a race between Platner and Mills only and it's too late for anyone else to jump in. The deadline to REGISTER FOR IT is in MARCH! Go out and recruit SOMEONE ELSE

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Sneaking my own kitten into the theater to avoid paying concession kitten prices. Postcard from my collection, no documented date/info.

“Let’s go, girls” and “hell yeah, brother” are both gender neutral statements

im fine with nazi tattoos being disqualifying. im just not really afraid of losing any worthwhile babies with that bathwater

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i need just a little something to take the edge off *goes and looks at my bird feeders*

Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...

Do you want jewels but aren't up for the challenges of stealing them from the Louvre?

you have to call off the state police that is roughing up protesters if you are serious.

I agree that when Mitch McConnell falls you should just leave him there. But. For a different reason.

If you’re planning to hit the streets, we've gathered some advice, as well as a list of items you may want to bring with you. Be careful, and stay safe.

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

Here are the vitally important questions Congress must ask of Time magazine. (Full details in today's column: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...)

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

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This was all very good, but my biggest takeaway is the phrase “Let’s table that discussion for when I see you in hell.”

it is more important to read books you actually enjoy reading than books that are Literature

The United States is currently in material breach of over five hundred legally binding treaties with Indigenous nations. We violated even the treaties we coerced at the point of a sword. We cannot talk about restoring the rule of law until we acknowledge and repair this fundamental truth.

It's time again as a notable Italian-American to note Christopher Columbus was an absolute piece of shit human who didn't land anywhere near this actual country so why the fuck should he stop the mail for the whole day Anyway, Happy Indigenous People's Day, y'all

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin. When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

i also want to note that "i don't want children to have to undergo genital inspections" is an extremely easy argument to make and the fact that elected liberals cannot manage it is because they are either incompetent or complicit and i do not give a shit which

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

Whilst we're on the subject of shocking living things, did you know police departments routinely shock human beings with tasers until they die and chalk up their deaths to a fake medical condition they call "excited delirium" that was invented by taser companies to absolve themselves of liability?

they don’t want you to know how they treat prisoners because it will grieve you to know it, which is natural and human, and because of your normal human reaction you will want the system changed. It’s important to them that your natural aversion to how the system works not be engaged.

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

“oh i love gay villains” *caitlin jenner enters the room* “no. not like that”

Y'all who keep lecturing protesters to "not give them an excuse" need to pause for a minute. Imagine yourself telling a DV victim, "Be sure not to mouth off or make any mistakes so he won't hit you. Don't give him an excuse! It's what he wants!" That's what you fools sound like.

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So you want to support living marginalized banned authors but your local banned books week displays and events are full of famous dead people? Not to worry: your helpful non-binary bookseller is here to help! A thread!

For all of the people who want to know about suing the federal government: Google "sovereign immunity." Then Google "qualified immunity." Then you'll understand why fixing so much of what we see requires defunding the police.

This is why the ideal sleep situation is a room that is max 60 degrees, hopefully colder

i am very sick of pretending conservatives have an argument that should be respected

putting the Suicide Squad capsule bombs in everyone's skulls that trigger when they say the phrase "biological women"

"too"

Republicans already hate the trans community, we know that, it's why they're trying to legislate them into non-existence but anyone asking for your vote that agrees to a CR attacking the trans homies is no different than the Republicans, they're just lying about it which is worse.

God bless @theonion.com theonion.com/trump-audibl...

this business model should be flatly illegal taking on a bunch of debt to buy a company and then burning the company to the ground to service that debt while paying yourselves huge fees is a purely destructive practice that has never once had a positive outcome ban it completely

fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases

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just got my dna results back ☹️

Gonna have to teach everyone from scratch that the president isn't your boss, he's your employee

Because key advisors can't survive exposure to sunlight. www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.