all these dudes who say “#metoo went too far” actually believe that no man should have faced even the slightest bit of public discomfort for anything they did

something about SSRIs idk

At a 90s music day festival and I swear to god if another DJ plays Free From Desire or yells oggy oggy oggy

The episode of The Simpsons where Mr Burns blocks out the sun will look different to future generations, he will be held as a hero and the vile assassination attempt will have people calling for Maggie’s head

This is what they're doing on Threads. Whatever you want to say about bluesky, understand that Threads will always be on a different level of crazy

DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political career

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

Baz Luhrmann’s goon cave

Excited to hear that Microsoft is pivoting to exclusively making those soft porn anime games that clog up the Switch store

genuinely at this point w h y would anyone trust Xbox enough to invest in their ecosystem?? at this point it feels like they're stripping it of assets to sell it off. but after spending $69b on activision that doesn't make sense either?? www.theverge.com/games/950204...

always complete this checklist before leaving the house

I have to say, listening to the Today programme dedicate an entire (context free) section about whether migrants are more likely to be convicted criminals *the morning after* hundreds of non-migrants of my own ethnicity committed a pogrom is blood boiling.

Why does every Nintendo Direct sound like this?

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

The greatest love story of our generation has finally reached a sad conclusion. RIP Nescafé Gold Blend and Giles and a million other things guy. You seemed really nice.

Why do I have to go to the local news section to find this story? Where are the protests demanding an end to the epidemic of white Brits murdering minorities? Will there be a national debate on the ills of cocaine abuse amongst white men?

Bold move by the crossword writer in the UK's i newspaper. But they likely realised that the typical Reform Party fan doesn't do cryptic crosswords so they're maybe safe from their ire. For those struggling with it - the key for is primary - take the first letters of the words.

But the really exciting news is that you can get yourself up Mount Wank every day for a year if you buy a Wank Pass

I googled this because it’s one of those phrases when I think I know what it means, but I wanted to see a definition. But I am simply not ready for a world where Google behaves like this. I do not want a messy bitch search engine, I want facts.

Quick follow-up on the offside discussion: a player this past weekend was offside because of his ass.

"Our AI said that Chat laughed when you said Raid Shadow Legends was the future of gaming so no payout"

OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

the morning after the party the hosts wake up and find toast crumbs in the stick of butter. "who could've done this? it could be anyone who made themselves toast last night" i'm already long gone.

Oxford, the longest running continuous weather station in UK history, with temperature observations stretching back to 1815, has preliminarily broken its maximum temperature record for May yesterday by OVER 3ºC with a temperature of 33.7ºC. Unprecedented in its 211-year history.

Whoever's idea it was to stick a Greggs immediately after you exit arrivals at Manchester Airport... genius

I am curious about the effect that almost everyone I know, even people who are doing relatively well, thinks they would be more successful economically if they sacrificed their ethical principles and just became a grifter of some sort.

Happy Threads day to everyone who celebrates it

Grogu is growing up in the public eye. Not everything he says or does is going to be perfect

No, I will not agree to disagree. I disagree: we agree.

Succession S04E03 "Connor's Wedding"?????? 😗

HEAD OF TEETH

Sorry but if you want to have political influence you need to get out of your left-wing bubble on Bluesky and start converting eight year olds to Marxism on Roblox

this is in no way a threat against RFK Jr., i mean no harm to him, i have no intention of even being in the same state as him, would actually prefer to live in another country where he has zero authority. but he is going to die from something like possum flu

Surely they've suffered enough?

If you read them from the beginning they're the words of a dog who desperately wants you to come over because they've seen a frisbee

nobody's acknowledging that it's kinda funny the lib dems are gaining seats

Breaking: Britain has sacrificed Keir Starmer.

Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for boob hypnosis?" A cheer went up from waiting voters

What's been displayed constantly by the British media and the state is according to them its only antisemitism if you do this to a Zionist. Doing it to thousands of Jewish activists fighting for peace? That's apparently allowed and encouraged.

Prime with ads. Just how Kubrick intended.

Racehorse Receives Carrot Every Time He Wins $2 Million For Owner

You can still be a fan of Jared fogle's weight loss

Wasting your entire life can feel daunting. Just focus on wasting one hour at a time and you'll get there

Oh I've been using Adobe software for decades, no worries there. "Excellent then you won't have any issue with the pen tool. This is primarily a pen-tool-based position." *visibly sweating*