I am largely preaching to the choir here but if you’re still on Twitter you are helping to make this and other horrors possible

We should be asking this c o n s t a n t l y.

Found the worst playground in England

I see your Chicken death match and raise you whatever this absolute disgrace is

Nice try, “Paul A. Thompson”

transgender from everybody and windmills all over the place

Word of the Day is ‘tandsmør’, from Danish. It describes bread that is buttered so thickly you can see tooth marks in it after every bite. Its literal translation? ‘Tooth butter’.

Show me a real nice disc

The only way you could possibly say this with a straight face is if you don’t view Palestinians as human because what the hell are you talking about. “Imagine if you lost a loved one to a terror attack in this country”. What about the tens of thousands of Palestinians who have died??? Fuck off

Karate teachers work in hi-ya education

What's the German word for when you really fancy a specific takeaway on the one day of the week it's closed

Someone give me a job please What I bring to the table: -Often awake before noon -Strong, healthy thumbs -Adept at talking about the weather and how quickly it's come about -Spreadsheets with such tabs as Sheet1 and Sheet1 (2)

if you label me antifa youre double gay ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

"nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen"

"a time of healing, a time of whatever" is an absolute banger unfortunately

The world is bad but Guillermo del Toro hugging Godzilla like an excited child is good

"why does restaurant food taste better than food cooked at home" The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly

One of those nights where everybody making the same three jokes actually felt like singing along rather than annoying.

Secret Panel HERE 🐢 tapas.io/episode/2491229

good day to revisit this essay on the best show

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

i know the feed is busy with other "bigger" stuff today but this is thrilling to me variety.com/2025/tv/news...

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

If all my friends called me a pedophile in my birthday book I'd probably kill myself too

his father was unavailable for comment

Just saw Gorillaz bring Sparks out for a new song together this is not a drill

*Pounding on the table* COMMS COMMS COMMS COMMS COMMS

Australian slur technology is the most advanced in the world

I can't sit for too long cuz of my back

here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road

Challengers (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

can't wait for the human rights act to be repealed, something for which I will suffer zero consequence. for i am no human, but a god

Now that shit graffiti is seemingly legal there are finally no more guardrails against my depictions of painting veiny testicles on every roundabout up and down the country. Any attempts to desecrate my art will be treated as attempts to suppress my free speech and testicular rights

AND WE'RE LIVE!

Weapons (2025)

I'm sorry, but I need you to see this rock that looks like a sandwich that I just found on Instagram.

nice normal message to get when trying to return something

my favourite part of War of the Worlds (2025) was when ice cube's daughter was impaled by shrapnel and the Amazon delivery guy taped her leg up

Given half the gigs available these days are tribute bands, I've come up with the worst idea for the future: tribute live shows for podcasts. You can't afford to see Rory Stewart & Alistair Campbell in the O2, see two blokes cosplaying them in your local pub.

flawless

Just casually remembered the final shot of Succession season three and want to rewatch the whole thing again

there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort. It aired in 1990.

Generative AI by definition is conformity. It is an averaging of anything you ask of it - quite literally guessing what the most likely version of a thing might be. It is, by definition, mainstream, as is everything it creates old and deeply ideological, as every model trains on similar data.

Israel said it would halt aid drops if journos were allowed to film from planes. The Jordanians know as well as anyone that aid drops are ineffective, a last resort in the face of mass starvation in Gaza. Palestinians have been referring to the drops as "like Squid Games." Jordanians made a call.

Aunt getting married this weekend, dad told me he booked us a big lodge at the venue, each of us get a bedroom. Show up, he got "beds" mixed up with "rooms" and now I'm sharing a room with him. Didn't bring pyjamas thinking I had an en suite. Fuming

London Centric’s average payment time from receipt of a freelancer’s invoice is currently eight minutes. And it’s a tiny operation but also it means people might actually want to work with you again in future? And freelancers talk to each other and say you pay promptly so pitch better ideas.