austin crabbe
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Jean Valjean stopped after stealing one loaf of white bread because he didn't want the wholemeal
17 days ago
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Ed Zitron
4 days ago
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something about SSRIs idk
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Arieh Kovler
9 days ago
I wouldn't say that coprolite is my favourite fossil, but it's a solid number two
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being very careful to place my beer on the coaster but leaving a perfect imprint of my arm in sweat on the table
7 days ago
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spent too long in the sun and now I'm having halo 3 visions of cortana
9 days ago
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Here's how data centres are actually GOOD for the heatwave: 1/???
9 days ago
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gonna put myself in a giant jelly mould with assorted fruits and berries
10 days ago
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gonna freeze myself in a big block of ice with explicit instructions to only unfreeze me once all my enemies have perished
10 days ago
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gonna slather myself in original source mint and tea tree until I look like a big slug and see if I can walk to the isle of wight
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Cupburger Mutual Aid
11 days ago
A new blog post!
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We’d love your help with Cupburger! - Cupburger Mutual Aid
It’s nearly Cupburger’s first birthday! Cupburger literally wouldn’t exist without people in this community contributing their time, ideas and skills to make it happen. Now that Cuppy is nearly […]
https://www.cupburger.org/wed-love-your-help-with-cupburger/
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just saw Starmer down the amusements at the beach. his tie was stuck in a 2p machine and he'd given up on pulling it free, too focused on winning the Italian brainrot keyring
12 days ago
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Jack
12 days ago
While we're all posting the lows of Starmerism:
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Happy father's day
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12 days ago
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going down on your partner with two scrapers and mix-ins like the coldstone creamery
13 days ago
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Andy Burnham will independently verify every single nude sent in the UK
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16 days ago
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Jean Valjean stopped after stealing one loaf of white bread because he didn't want the wholemeal
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disc horse bot
20 days ago
Women would rather do ecoterrorism than go to therapy
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the shop at the end of my road that I only ever buy monster from has just got a brand new monster fridge and that doesn't feel like a coincidence to me
21 days ago
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24 days ago
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pirate drag performer called Chase Cannons
27 days ago
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Patrick Monahan
about 1 month ago
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Thor Benson
about 1 month ago
They're blocking the straits for Pride
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Parklife!
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about 1 month ago
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I love touch designer
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about 1 month ago
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nobody out here making imp movies these days
about 1 month ago
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it's crazy how influential Flea was to specifically Japanese bass players
about 1 month ago
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Pokémon Foucault to the polls
about 2 months ago
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Labour Insider: Keir Starmer has just burned the roof of his mouth on a rice pudding
about 2 months ago
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next time you're in the supermarket, treat yourself to a little glance up you never know what mysteries await you in the roof
about 2 months ago
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Bill Corbett
about 2 months ago
Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”
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come on man, I just wanted to play some 8-ball pool
about 2 months ago
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Tom Usher
about 2 months ago
Wish there was a mode of politics in this country that wasn’t “slow and easily preventable car crash you can see is going to happen from miles away but can do nothing to stop”
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Just in: Keir Starmer has slipped down the crack in the back of the sofa
about 2 months ago
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Noticed a light I'd never seen on my keyboard before. Spent a solid 5 minutes marvelling at it, wondering what purpose a little led light on the zero key could serve. Then I realised it was a bright blue crumb from a sweet I'd eaten earlier
about 2 months ago
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nice yodas finish first
about 2 months ago
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STORES Podcast
2 months ago
rudy's bayou birth control new ep w/
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out now!
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chose a very funny day to play the Assassin's Creed dlc where Churchill tells you a vote is more lethal than a bullet or a blade
2 months ago
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Sean T. Collins
2 months ago
<Trent Reznor "Closer" voice> I want a cromulent fuckcrustable
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I guess you could say allbirds sold their soles
2 months ago
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TOM
2 months ago
The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit.
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2 months ago
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my enemies will cower before me
2 months ago
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for the low low price of Some Money, you can now keep me on retainer I have no services to offer but any time you want to say "I've got a guy", that's me
2 months ago
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just heard the Minions are working for palantir. sad to hear. always knew there was something malicious in Bob
2 months ago
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maybe it's the ol' mental health talking or perhaps it's the 3am but I reckon taking a week away from everything to walk the entire coastline of the isle of wight would sort me out
3 months ago
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off to see some jazz, excited for the notes they won't play
3 months ago
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Brad Sked
3 months ago
Excited for the release date.
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I have questions for MrBeast.
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3 months ago
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drag king called Bill Payers-Permission
3 months ago
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English rappers write shit like "Call me egg mayo cause I need Cress- -ida Dick to face justice for what she did"
3 months ago
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