i liked soccer better when america pretended to hate it more than anything

It's fixed!

Donny Goals getting prime billing for the Netherlands?D

"Hey did you get that World Cup draw setup with some famous people?" "Yeah boss. Real reminds-everyone-of-the-four-major-sports-in-the-US-that-overshadow-soccer-like." "Perfect."

I guess in an crowd of some of the world's worst people it's possible there might be one or two who haven't.

Who knows Bob Marley out here?

ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped. ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file? ME: that's not- CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-

This came to me in a dream

Reading the Form 10-K for Tofutti brands (I'm a pervert!) and it does not look good for everyone's favorite dairy-free ice cream sandwich and dairy-free cream cheese company :(

Everybody come to town and soak up some rip-roaring shoegaze with me. my805tix.com/e/lsd-and-th...

"Chuck! Chuck! It's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry!"

Paul Giamatti is doing a tremendous job as the voice of John Adams in the new Ken Burns doc. Someone should create a show about Adams for Paul to star in.

people thought Judith Butler was exaggerating before but she's been proven right, i think

up the goddamn Villa

⚠️ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴏʟᴅ

Maybe tomorrow will finally be the day.

Ah now see that's a pretty good shirt. www.californiadsa.org/merch/p/ice-...

Merry Christmas from episode 5 of The Chair Company

does this kind of rhetoric come as a surprise to the Serious People on here who were touting the bipartisan border bill last year or is it just harder to turn a blind eye to now

Just made this with dates. It rocked my world and you should let it rock yours.

No one should not have to figure out how to spell the word "twelfth" on their first day back in the office.

Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.

What the fuck is even a “Wolverhampton?”

Happy Thanksgiving! Next year, I’ll do my best not to be sick so it’s on time!

Thomas Frank might be filled with more regret than anybody on the planet.

🗣️ The pumpkin scones with cinnamon bits are out.

We were all a little under the weather so we kicked Thanksgiving to Saturday which means I’m having a total blast in the kitchen. Challah earlier, pumpkin scones in now, gotta bake the pie tomorrow, etc etc.

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

Made a challah.

If you’re so worried about your precious apples, pick them!!

Happy Thanksgiving from the otters at Morro Bay!

These Swiss fans are hotter than a fondue!!

Unai Emery, giving a pep talk to Donyell Malen about an hour ago.

Watching Youri Tielemans play.

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

Somehow that Frankenstein movie was both better and worse than I expected.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...

One indicator that DOGE has evaporated from the public consciousness is that the libs of San Luis Obispo feel safe buying the new model Teslas again. Nature is healing.

Celebrating this Thanksgiving in the most traditional way possible: by acquiring a medieval disease.

Frannie,, chill out.

Delivery may be available in your area* *Leeds metro area only

Malen and Maatsen substitution?

Party Your Way to Success with Dave Farris

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

(some of my faves who were implicated) “Not for me, thanks.”

That’s right. (w @marcusborton.bsky.social)

Okay two different flight attendants have noticed my King Arthur Flour hat and we’ve talked baking. Everything is fixed again.