a useful field guide

It’s so cool to finally be the same age as Tina Fey was in season 6 of 30 Rock all of those years ago.

Turning 43 in October which gives me roughly 6 months to enlist, take a job working out of a dark closet on a base in Nevada, and finally kick some ass!!

Now I'm mad at my landlord for only raising my rent by $100 this year and feeling like I owe them a thank-you card for only kind of being dicks.

One reaction to six-hour TSA lines and ICE in airports that I would like to see more is: If airline industry unions could strike like normal unions, none of this would be happening. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-conseq...

Sure flying is going to be cost prohibitive if we needlessly spike the price of oil. But what if we also bring the violence that everyone hates from the streets and into the concourses?

I’m so sick of this shit!!!

Threatening to cut off the power of a country that did not choose to be in a war should itself be a war crime.

Rosenoir should just blame this on not being able to do their center circle bullshit.

Everyone is speaking of March Madness but no one mentions the Madness of Marching into a war in th

you ever think about how they made a wonderful little Fletch movie where Jon Hamm got to be a silly goose and then it got buried into streaming hell and mostly forgotten?

Hell yeah they forgot to turn the commentators on for the Villa game!

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Strait of Hormones

Passion fruit flowers are somehow equal in beauty to the joy I get from eating a passion fruit.

If I could just get my hands on the levers of power for 45 minutes - maybe an hour at a push - I could resolve all of our problems. Just gimme those levers!!

Just went to high school orientation. I love that trick time does where it just … vanishes.

I always wondered why they called it "Mr" Coffee until I got one and saw it's penis

I Monitored the Situation and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

I genuinely don’t know how people are supposed to keep up with this shit. Baffling.

It’s hot as shit but also there are some really pretty butterflies so a mixed bag.

lmao

“Aw, shit, Lord, now why you doin all that to me now?”

I love Greet Death with all my heart.

🗣️ SECOND PLACE IN EPISODE 2 SHE IS SO GOOD AT GAMES

Hi I’m English teams in the Champions League. Welcome to Jackass.

YOU (proper): I look up to someone who is comfortable with their own body. ME (vulgar): I guess you could say that I…

*airhorn*

someone quickly please teach me French

She’s going to crack the case of the Squeaky Crab someday. But not today.

when we lived in Dayton, our chemistry teacher took us to a paper mill that was one of the last factories still standing in the area

Had a dream that we solved the problem of resurrection and we used it on Elliott Smith who picked up with his music right where he left off.

All hail the trivia team that brought a crate of citrus and avocados to give away.

I have got to stop making time in my schedule to watch Aston Villa.

I have opinions about the Chelsea huddle thing but the biggest is that if you're going to do it, you have to go full LinkedIn. The 'We're just doing our huddle' faux innocence from Liam Rosenior is not High Performance.

The relay runners have logged on.

Fourth in line! Aged cheddar and snap pea brioche, mud brownie, lemon cheesecake, ube sesame roll, lemon and blueberry with whipped ricotta loaf, and s’mores cookie.

“Nothing you do now will not have any impact on the rest of your life…” is a hell of a speech given by the college student covered in shamrocks sitting on the curb outside the bar at 9:35a during St. Fratty’s Day here in town.

There’s a new bake shop opening here by the owner/chef from my favorite coffee shop and they’re doing their first pop up and I’ve been waiting for months for this. Full report to follow.

I think this fella was back and circling overhead while I was on my walk. Make sure your various rodents and whatnot are safely inside.

@sarakatew.bsky.social there’s a bald eagle flying above me (about 10-12 miles inland) and I needed to tell someone.

heat dome stunner of a morning walk

Whole house is laughing about The Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show hahaha

30 years ago tonight:

Rewatching now for first time in a while and I would pay $500 for a new season of Detroiters

There might not be a team in all of world football with a more pitiful and washed up group of wide players than Aston Villa Football Club.

FIFA will never do the right thing but there are plenty of stadiums in very nice countries not in use during the summer and any one of them would be a better option than playing even a second of soccer here.

I know we aren't supposed to idolize people but I just want to melt down all of the precious metals in my home so that I can build a graven image of Jim Adkins.