I understand people have legitimate gripes with jury duty but things could be a lot worse than a day to just read while waiting around for the justice system to get its act together.

Gimme those hash browns and 12 coffees.

Bean Dad would be welcomed as a liberator today. He was simply ahead of his time.

art torn from the pages of real life

Look. The final game wasn’t ideal but this seems a little harsh to me.

Insane run.

Using Airbnb is the most Fool Me Once, etc experience that has ever existed.

I’m hearing Aston Villa.

Then I guess it's not a financially sustainable organization. They'll have to close some locations or shorten their hours. Alternatively, we could end the public navy and let private navies provide this service.

Why is every Apple show completely incapable of doing subtext? Every goddamn one of them has to have a smart character who says a smart thing about psychology and it sucks. Let the audience figure it out every once in a while!

The JF/STI thing coming back reminds me when I went to a new Dr. a couple of years back. She asked if I was sexually active and using protection and I said, “of course and no I had a vasectomy” not knowing I needed to add, “within the confines of a monogamous marriage.” I aced the HIV test though.

I hate Trump but hate bike lanes wayyyyyy more.

It'll be so crazy if everything happens perfectly so that Brighton finish in a Champions League place but have to play in the Conference League because Hearts and USG also make the Champions League.

I’m the photographer whose job is to get the most unflattering and harrowing pictures of famous and powerful British men sitting in their cars. I’m the best employee to have ever done any job.

More like bring me the Verizon

Banter culture (showing up to a game in a ghillie suit to cheer on your team that might get bounced from the playoffs for cheating) sucks ass.

This has inspired a vision of Eddie Vedder sitting in with Bad Religion which inspired me to send a voice note of me singing You Are the Government in Eddie Vedder voice to @wuske.bsky.social.

I’ll see Wabash, IN in hell.

This is the model crossover/thrash song.

Ah well that's all the confirmation that I needed to know that the redistricting war is, in fact, over.

“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!

I am so much an “awe this is great I’m so glad so many people are finding their way at the gym here in January” but I will also run over a series of lost dads and their children in the sanctuary that is my grocery store on Mother’s Day.

Carped the shit out of the diem.

Took a hike.

In all the hubbub of the past howevermany months I missed that Iron Reagan got back together (without the sex pest) and that is some of the best fucking news.

imagine tracy morgan reading this aloud

In terms of running songs, these 3 constitute an elite grouping. The only knock is that the verses on The Devil in I are too crooning. Other than that they’re all paced for an all out effort.

oh no I’ve fallen into a Slipknot and can’t get out

moving fast and breaking stuff on my way to standing up my lms that will leak the student data from something like 9,000 schools while I drift off into private equity valhalla

Just realized while talking with the boys in the chat that I have a jury summons for the Monday before the Europa League final 🙃

free my large goth son

unfortunate convergence of 2 very big parts of my life

Alright time for a 5-man substitution here, Unai.

oh my god lmao

have an Emi

Cryin in the club rn

🤔

It’s crazy that anyone would choose to “like” soccer.

Emi Buendia’s got that dog in ‘im.

but I thought Cincinnati Christian University closed in 2019?

We were walking around town after dinner and Lis handed me her box of leftovers to duck into the bathroom. As soon as she was out of earshot, a homeless guy came up and asked for them and I had a real Larry David moment in my mind. “Well. You know. These aren’t really my leftovers to give.”

damn that teller is going to get to hell and be like, “satan you will not believe how I got here.”

This country is run by some of the weirdest freaks to have ever lived.

local derby against donkey city

If even one of them is good looking, I stg

There’s a Latvian club in the top tier of Latvian football and, while they’ve currently played 11, lost 8 and drawn 3, I love them. Up the Ogre United!!

DID YOU KNOW: Before Hartford’s NHL franchise was sold to Peter Karmanos and became the Carolina Hurricanes, it was in heavy talks with Hugo Chavez, who planned to move the team to Southern California as the Venice Whalers.