I know multiple people who were in Octopussy. None of whom know each other.

Two new CRAZY TALES from the Master o’ Screwball…

ANNOUNCEMENT: The workers of Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com are forming a union. Please read our mission statement below. 👇 #DHWU

the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind

Our money is on @oldsixie.bsky.social

Americans think British people are wimps for complaining about the heat. But what you don't realise is that most British houses were actually built in Britain, a cursed island that hates us.

Ok this is a truly great tweet

Dear Tony Blair, please fuck off into the sun. Signed, everyone in the world

Now, I’m fiercely pro-bidet in all weathers. But in a heatwave like this and you don’t own a bidet? Sir, your’s is a life half lived.

In celebration of both World Dracula Day and Peter Cushing's birthday. 🧛

On this World Dracula Day, let us remember Jeremy Brett and Raúl Juliá in their stage Count costumes, with Edward Gorey-designed scenery

Ou détruisez le capitalisme.

TERFs knocking on the toilet cubicle door.

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

In the beginning, the BlueSky is a Bubble takes were spaced by 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. The last one in Sydney was a week. In 4 days, we could be seeing a Bubble take every 8 hours, until they are coming every 4 minutes. Marshal, we should witness a double event within 7 days.

The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it

Section 28 was passed on this day in 1988. It didn’t come out of nowhere. It came from a society where 75% of people thought homosexuality was wrong. It came from a society that believed ignorance was better for children than any knowledge of lesbian or gay lives. 🧵 1/16

The most positive review of Mando and Grogo I've seen is by someone who thought they saw a ghost in the cinema

Unsure which is more surprising, the fact that Finland had a pop magazine called STUMP or that the Fast Show's Jazz Club presenter (you know, the one who says "niiice!!") appears to have actually existed

Great thread! And a good time to remind folks that West Virginia exists because Appalachians hated the slaver aristocracy and broke with 'em the first chance they could

This street is impossible to find cause it is constantly moving to the right.

Turn the lights down low and let's relax on the Bee Bed

People asking me to do things I was already planning on doing will never stop being inexplicably annoying and demotivating.

I’m 43 years old, I work in comedy, I’ve worked on BAFTA & Emmy award winning comedy projects… but the funniest thing I’ve ever heard was when my French aunt mispronounced Tom Hanks’ name as… TOM HONKS. It still makes me laugh just typing this

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

It strikes me that enough cisgender men have been attacked by cisgender men in male toilets to justify banning cisgender men from male toilets.

While my husband was in the shower I left him a note "come to bed and close your eyes, you will het a nice surprise". Five minutes later he had history's most disappointing mouthful of pavlova, apparently.

Got groomed by a wrong ‘un during uni. Ironically saved my life as meant I dropped out & moved to Bristol. Without that I’d still have dropped out but with a greater sense of failure and been stuck back at my terrible childhood home. No doubt in my mind this would have eventually led to suicide.

if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to

Morpheus: After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the stor-- Me: *Swallows red & blue pills* Morpheus: Oh, fuck you Me: You're Laurence Fishburne, aren't you? Morpheus: I said, fuck you.

Everyone yelling that Noel’s been isekai’d but when a man who is absolutely the worst gets punted by a car into a fantastical chosen one narrative? You got yourself a thomas covenant there son.

Regular author: he was wearing silk socks and leather shoes. Henry James: the good appearance of an extremely slender foot in its neat integument of fine-spun black silk and patent leather

Does anyone have an idea of numbers, like within a bracket of 20 or so. www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...

do i know anyone with any images of Kenickie that they might be willing to place under a creative commons licence so that Wikipedia could use them?

i just flew in from handjob island and boy are my arms tired

how computers work

Trying to explain that a mummy known as the "Princess of Xiaohe" isn't a princess because she had high social status but because she's perfectly preserved and her features are striking, but without trying to imply that a mummy is hot, which would be weird as hell

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.

HEAD OF TEETH

3. It’s the 89th anniversary of some of the most splendid radio commentary ever delivered. You may have heard it before, but it is always joyful. “When I say lit up, I mean lit up by fairy lamps!”

BoardGameGeek fires veteran advertising manager for rejecting campaign due to firsthand experiences of demonic possession: boardgamewire.com/index.php/20...

I come back to the pub to discover the quiz team that won the Daewoo Foot Spa did NOT take it home. I may have underestimated the low appeal of a charity shop foot spa. Maybe I shouldn’t have said “they were probably found dead in that”. Lessons to be learned

Dr. Pulaski, I believe your earlier claim to be wrong. It only takes one Klingon warrior to change a light bulb. There is no ritual. Worf

Hello! This gig has gone live for a Narrative Designer at Rebellion. A good part of it is implementation rather than writing, but there's some of that, too. Also, HUGE BONUS, you get to be on the same team as me! Hey, where are you going? apply.workable.com/rebellion/j/...

We've joined forces with the Writers' Guild of Great Britain to issue urgent new guidance outlining measures authors can take to protect themselves against scams. Download the guide on our website. buff.ly/qOhFz8q

💴💰💵 Thinking of crowdfunding your comics? This is tonight! Ben Cullis of @the77publications.bsky.social shares how to create, run and manage your Kickstarter campaign successfully Get your ticket here: societyofauthors.org/event/fundin... Part of @societyofauthors.bsky.social Funding Week

Jesus Christ, from the size of that cat I’m guessing it’s lard