can't stop thinking about how any bus driver can just kidnap a fuckton of people and the only reason it doesn't happen all the time is because what the fuck do you want to do with a busload of people

All real estate ads should be this good

Also I would kind of like Will Stancil to let me know if he got home safely.

Just got called for a political survey about affordability. After five minutes I was bored out of my mind, asked how much longer the survey was, found out there was fifteen more minutes and hung up. Even though I had nothing better to do than look political stuff on BlueSky.

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Some have pointed out that the whole letter would have fit in the alt text window, so here is a version with the whole letter in alt text.

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

Ok. So. They anonymised the sheep.

Just texted a friend "can you remind me when you're around tomorrow/overmorrow" and I just think if a few of us really gave it a try suuuper casually we could bring back this word for day after tomorrow next year

Person who invented bread: Here you go Person who invented toast: Let's cook it again and see what happens

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

Me talking about my parents to my therapist

Another beautiful fall Saturday out canvassing for Yes on Prop 50 in Merced!

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

once again I implore everyone to let them get away with this for world class heist execution if anyone crawled in an air duct they should mail the thieves additional jewels

"we are all, how you say, trying to find l'homme who did this"

MSNBC Live coverage: @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social interviewing a pink unicorn on live television is giving me life. #NoKings

Great moments in redaction history.

I can, and I will

“If there’s one thing I can do, it’s light a spider like she’s a model.” - @sarahmackattack.bsky.social

when you say "Albany" wrong once and just roll with it and then you're in too deep

Actually this particular sign is one you probably should obey in advance.

This only happens to you once

Adam in our Registrar's office is turning around help tickets within 45 mins on a long weekend Saturday He seemingly never sleeps or logs off. So helpful. (He's also the guy who retroactively edited our "Anal Meth" class on people's transcripts because he didn't want them to face embarrassment)

realistic Star Trek

The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella but he hesitated.

I'm gonna need a good car wash after today!🪶

There was a hint in 2024 that China's Carbon emissions had peaked due to their massive roll out of renewables, which continues. Now the data from the first half of 2025 confirms that CO2 emissions in China are decreasing. 🧪🔌💡☀️💨🌊🔋

so close! that is a field

Asparagus makes EVERYONE's urine smell weird, but NOT EVERYONE can smell that smell. For years, scientists thought that asparagus made only SOME PEOPLE's urine smell, because some folks reported that it didn't. This is an example of why it's so important to ASK THE RIGHT QUESTION.

A man impersonating Justin Bieber tricked an entire Las Vegas night club into thinking he was actually the singer They allowed him to perform and he ran up a $10K tab before leaving He's since been banned from the club 🎥 isaagonzalezz_ | TikTok

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

explaining #gavinnewsom to non-californians (via nathanramospark on insta)

You should be able to search your old posts by "jokes that not enough people appreciated the first time, surely not a me issue"

oh god, when he sort of creeps across in the background.

They really said:

Ripley “remarkably ... recognized his caretaker” when he was found at a home in the nearby foothills.

today at the park we saw wild turkeys and some dude behind us was like “bro look at those owls” so what I’m saying is don’t ever let anyone make you feel stupid. you can visually identify a turkey

i'm sorry for posting facts:

It’s a word, Spelling Bee.

Big news: We are searching for an assistant professor at our university! (He was last seen two days ago. Please share any tips with campus security).

this is why layout matters

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