i feel like i need to share this oldie but a goodie today

dying at rightwingers falling for what looks like an ai generated turning points USA half time show with special guest “measles”

Could we please not see any more of these “checking Allstate was smart” commercials? Why do they want to make Allstate customers appear moronic?

🚨BREAKING🚨: Portland Frog receives Nobel Peace Prize.

In the competition for the most idiotic commercial, the conductor doing hands-free driving in the Ford is making a good case.

hell yeah

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Just 'cause it has to be said every now and then. GOP Senators and Representatives are obviously okay with...everything...that's happening.

Exciting news: #UCSB physicists John Martinis and Michel Devoret have been awarded the 2025 #NobelPrize in Physics. They were lauded for work that, according to the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences, "revealed quantum physics in action." Full story: https://ow.ly/TH7K50X7ULp#UCSB

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o

I think the Lions broke the Ravens.

Thinking not for the first time about how the Clash song Spanish Bombs is closer chronologically to the Spanish Civil War than we now are to the song.

35 ans d’unité allemande 🇩🇪Joyeux Anniversaire ! Le 3 octobre 1990 a vu triompher le désir partagé de liberté et de démocratie pour tout le continent européen. L’Histoire ne reviendra pas en arrière en Europe, malgré les menaces, les manœuvres et les intimidations russes.

If October 3rd is Mean Girls Day, when is Median Girls Day and when is Mode Girls Day?

Unreal.

“I’m resigning from my position as Democratic leader and retiring from the Senate.”

And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals! Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗

Oh, Canada!

The Motor City.

Cc @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Happy 120th birthday, special relativity! Albert Einstein introduced special relativity in the paper "On The Electrodynamics Of Moving Bodies," published in Annalen der Physik #OTD in 1905. 🧪 ⚛️ 🔭 Manuscript: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1... English: www.fourmilab.ch/etexts/einst...

Just remembered that November 10 this year will be the 50th anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

@UCBerkeley and @UCLA are the top two public universities in the country, with all nine undergraduate campuses in the top 50 public/100 of all universities in the country, according to the 2026 Best Colleges rankings, released today by @usnews https://bit.ly/3Kf2TNf