They are just trying to lull us into a false sense of security so they can murder us in our sleep.

So… Orange Dickhead Stadium then?

Throw in a build-up of orange cake makeup in the eyes and a narcissistic denial of needing glasses, and sure. I suppose that could look like fire.

Goddammit. I’m going to be thinking about this way too much for then next few days. Initial thought: English muffin really is a perfect mediocre, but how can it rank higher than a crepe or tortilla? I have issues.

This is my favorite thing today. And almost certainly tomorrow. Probably the next day, too.

Our scene begins…

When was the last time the fat, orange one set foot in a museum?

Every 10-year-old kid who likes to ride the bus (or heaven forbid - the subway 😱) is tougher than Chuckles.

Chuck Mangione… soundtrack to the 1980 Winter Olympics and early family road trips. m.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OK...

Spursy

Asparagus pee smell still surprises every time.This is one of at least several reasons that I know I was never destined for greatness.

Spurs are so terrible that if they could very likely finish the season behind the terrible team they just barely beat.

They should totally have the new pope come out on the balcony while speakers blare “She Sells Sanctuary” by the Cult

If we used the metric system, it would be way easier to figure out how many scaramuccis are in a hegseth.

Oh, Vinai…

Jalen wins the Super Bowl. (The real Jalen) 〽️

I am a very humble supporter of Ar5ena1.

Every Chud: "PORTLAND IS A WAR ZONE!! THE MAX IS CHAOS‽" Portland:

Good sports day? Good sports day.

Not sure about this as a business model. I mean, if it was 9 volts for my smoke detectors I’d be all in, but I think I can handle AAAs myself.

This game is bringing back disturbing Alcoa Fantastic Finishy feelings.

Sorry I’m late. It’s nice to be here.