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For the record, that sweatshirt isn’t mine
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springfieldians
about 20 hours ago
happy 100th birthday to mel brooks
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Ed Burmila
2 days ago
In 1982, as a stunt to promote the opening of UK and France pavillions at EPCOT, Air France and British Airways Concordes managed this synchronized landing on parallel runways at Orlando. Perfectly pointless, pointlessly perfect.
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alber
3 days ago
mom, dad there’s something i need to tell you, i’ve decided to become an embarrassment to the family name
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little lamb
6 days ago
I fuck w paddington. Russel Brand not so much
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disc horse bot
6 days ago
OnlyFans is inherently Maoist.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
6 days ago
it is worth your time and effort to cultivate a wait-and-see mindset!! you never really know how anything will shake out!
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disc horse bot
10 days ago
Mormon Bolshevism is inherently French.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
11 days ago
Ron Howard owes us a Hilbilly Elegy 2
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little lamb
14 days ago
Hey siri if I get pregnant off a ragebait is the baby going to be disregulated
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Sam Antics
14 days ago
Oh no, the night thoughts
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charles (young QB agnostic) mcdonald
18 days ago
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Mr. Cait
27 days ago
Get one of those carb smart tortillas, fill the thing with shredded cabbage and sriracha, roll it up and you'll have an entire day's worth of fiber and the worst burrito you've ever had in your life. Follow me for more tips and tricks.
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yaoi gagarin
28 days ago
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Josh Gondelman
about 1 month ago
If you paid money for a Bored Ape NFT you should be legally prohibited from publicly giving your opinions about technology. I realize that violates the First Amendment, but we can repeal this rule once we fix all the other unconstitutional shit that's happening.
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little lamb
about 1 month ago
I would never have called myself white Chinese if I had known I didn’t invent that
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Norm Charlatan
about 1 month ago
Let me write an Atlantic article about proletarian stylings of Buzzballz, cowards.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡
about 2 months ago
#⏰🐘🧵
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Manisha Sinha
about 2 months ago
Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”
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about 2 months ago
sherriff bill sharp 3
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2 months ago
who cares, they crossed boy who cried wolf threshold awhile ago
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥
2 months ago
Katsuya Terada
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Jesse Hawken
2 months ago
"I would've won Vietnam very quickly."
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
2 months ago
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Tim Onion
2 months ago
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of
@timheidecker.bsky.social
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Tim Onion
2 months ago
For fuck's sake, sign up for The Onion, and get a free limited edition IW tote. A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago. Legal fees have been insane. Please sign up and help us out!
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cait (and adonis)
2 months ago
MA drivers will see you put on your blinker and then speed up to block you for literally no reason. so sometimes I put my blinker when I don't need to get over and watch the person next to me start gunning it for no reason. dance on my strings, puppet
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Michael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD
3 months ago
Good afternoon. “The Rational Free Market” was a 250 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We have now completed our study. Thank you for your time and participation.
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Nighthawk Superstar 𓅣🌏🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️☭
3 months ago
Sounds like Democrats should have stood with Palestine and not Israel.
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Michael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD
3 months ago
It’s good Dems pushed him out. It shows they are the party of accountability and consequences.
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onion person
3 months ago
this is why there’s been mass revolt and opposition to data centers being built in communities. it is genuinely a health hazard to live this close to something emitting this much sound. these need to stop being built
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3 months ago
Dude, start playing CHESS 🤔🤷♂️
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Jason Concepcion
3 months ago
ANYONE ELSE GOT WORLD CUP FEVER
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Jason Kirk
3 months ago
Neutrally rooting for UConn because Dan Hurley is funny. There are dozens of us
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marissabot walmart dog
3 months ago
just had an amazing experience with the ai bot on here. i was taking a walk in the park when it attacked me with a machete
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Cooper Lund
3 months ago
The Liberal Bojack: Trump will bathe us all in nuclear hellfire Me: Hey man, why the long face?
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Jason Kirk
3 months ago
I think UConn is cool specifically because Dan Hurley is the most cartoonishly angry man alive. When people complain about him, that's their business but not mine
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charles (young QB agnostic) mcdonald
3 months ago
fourverts x mia wong crossover was recorded today, was very fun to go over the last 20 years of the NFLPA. can listen here when its uploaded
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It Could Happen Here
Daily News Podcast · It Could Happen Here started as an exploration of the possibility of a new civil war. Now a daily show, it's evolved into a chronicle of collapse as it happens, and an exploration...
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-could-happen-here/id1449762156
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Miles Klee 🦉
3 months ago
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Jerry Chen
3 months ago
rip julius caesar you would have loved march madness
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jasper pilled
3 months ago
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disc horse bot
3 months ago
case officer + MMORPGs = Legend of Zelda
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disc horse bot
4 months ago
Okay I looked it up. “bappin” is a bigoted slur against illiterate folks.
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Palantir Technologies
4 months ago
student cyclist please be patient
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Bort
4 months ago
Folks he's saying this shit out loud and into camera you cannot be surprised when you finally realize what he is
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zach silberberg
4 months ago
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Coach Finstock
4 months ago
RIP loved his salad dressings too
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