happy 100th birthday to mel brooks

In 1982, as a stunt to promote the opening of UK and France pavillions at EPCOT, Air France and British Airways Concordes managed this synchronized landing on parallel runways at Orlando. Perfectly pointless, pointlessly perfect.

mom, dad there’s something i need to tell you, i’ve decided to become an embarrassment to the family name

I fuck w paddington. Russel Brand not so much

OnlyFans is inherently Maoist.

it is worth your time and effort to cultivate a wait-and-see mindset!! you never really know how anything will shake out!

Mormon Bolshevism is inherently French.

Ron Howard owes us a Hilbilly Elegy 2

Hey siri if I get pregnant off a ragebait is the baby going to be disregulated

Oh no, the night thoughts

Nice

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If you paid money for a Bored Ape NFT you should be legally prohibited from publicly giving your opinions about technology. I realize that violates the First Amendment, but we can repeal this rule once we fix all the other unconstitutional shit that's happening.

I would never have called myself white Chinese if I had known I didn’t invent that

Let me write an Atlantic article about proletarian stylings of Buzzballz, cowards.

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

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who cares, they crossed boy who cried wolf threshold awhile ago

Katsuya Terada

"I would've won Vietnam very quickly."

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MA drivers will see you put on your blinker and then speed up to block you for literally no reason. so sometimes I put my blinker when I don't need to get over and watch the person next to me start gunning it for no reason. dance on my strings, puppet

Good afternoon. “The Rational Free Market” was a 250 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We have now completed our study. Thank you for your time and participation.

Sounds like Democrats should have stood with Palestine and not Israel.

It’s good Dems pushed him out. It shows they are the party of accountability and consequences.

this is why there’s been mass revolt and opposition to data centers being built in communities. it is genuinely a health hazard to live this close to something emitting this much sound. these need to stop being built

Dude, start playing CHESS 🤔🤷‍♂️

ANYONE ELSE GOT WORLD CUP FEVER

Neutrally rooting for UConn because Dan Hurley is funny. There are dozens of us

just had an amazing experience with the ai bot on here. i was taking a walk in the park when it attacked me with a machete

The Liberal Bojack: Trump will bathe us all in nuclear hellfire Me: Hey man, why the long face?

I think UConn is cool specifically because Dan Hurley is the most cartoonishly angry man alive. When people complain about him, that's their business but not mine

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rip julius caesar you would have loved march madness

case officer + MMORPGs = Legend of Zelda

Okay I looked it up. “bappin” is a bigoted slur against illiterate folks.

student cyclist please be patient

Folks he's saying this shit out loud and into camera you cannot be surprised when you finally realize what he is

RIP loved his salad dressings too