When I die bury me with a bunch of these like they’re terracotta soldiers

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

One of my favorite Yugoslav designs is the K67 modular kiosk. Injection molded modular plastic building often used for newspaper vendors, coffee shops and info kiosks. Could be linked together like legos. www.archpaper.com/2023/01/univ...

Happy 4/20, please enjoy this picture of Jack Black from I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Disney made the movie Frozen so when you googled "Walt Disney frozen", it would show results for the movie instead of the urban legend that Walt Disney cryogenically froze his head

Feels kinda silly to say that rich people from the center to left of things politically can’t build a successful media environment when the onion is doing it basically using donations from semi-employed forum goblins

Celebrating 4/20 in your 20’s vs celebrating 4/20 in your 30’s

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They're cowards for not doing this.

really hoping Bolsonaro pulls through this time

i would really like people to get over the idea that comedy is particularly dangerous to authoritarians. if it was we wouldn't be here. It's a nice thought, but the evidence ain't there.

We all have days like this

(sees a straight cis couple in any context whatsover) well well well if it isn't

Remembering tungsten lights with a combination of fear, love, and disgust.

every time this site goes down i take up subsistence farming again and every time it turns back on i lose interest and my crops go to shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

In order to protect our men, we’ve constructed a labyrinth and trapped Jolene inside it

Honoured to ride these roads this morning behind the Joker in his Kia sedan

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

Anyway, we need to go back to bands getting popular the old fashioned way, by taking hostage a radio station with realistic looking squirt guns and winning the heart of a recalcitrant disc jockey who is mad at management and then releasing a number one hit record while in prison for your crime.

Y'all need to get the fuck off Substack.

BRANDON FLOWERS READING TRUTH SOCIAL: he doesn't look a THING like jesus

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

the thing about every wavy hair routine is that it requires you to walk around with soaking wet hair full of product for some amount of time. bitch I am already overstimulated and this shit is hitting me in the face

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

Now here’s a fucken beer

Trump calling the pope "weak on crime" is unfortunately a great bit, but we'll see better as the feud progresses. Trump only really has so many rhetorical moves at this point and is rapidly regressing into fey Broadway insults, but we could see "he's losing his 'look'" and "his 'hat' doesn't play."

I love watching old episodes of The Movie Show, you find out about films you never knew existed like a 1991 movie called Stepping Out about a tap school in Buffalo starring LIZA MINNELLI, SHELLEY WINTERS, JULIE WALTERS, ANDREA MARTIN, ELLEN GREENE and JANE KRAKOWSKI

Why does this kid who scored for LAFC look like he's about to serenade Julia Stiles from the bleachers

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

big morning at the tape shop. deals everywhere

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

I have seen one good example of this plate

pretty sure this one is my favourite tweet of all time

genuinely I am still mad about this

Satoshi Nakamoto is DB Cooper. So that wraps up both of those

I've been riding through the desert On a horse with no legs It was slow And we weren't getting far.

The Artemis II mission reminds me of these 1960s photos of NASA astronauts training in Iceland because they felt the terrain would be similar to what they'd encounter on the moon. The outfits are so great, even some 60 years later.

"Open the strait"

Yeah i like to stay active

biggest mistake i ever made

Incredible

what do we want? OBJECT PERMANENCE when do we want it? WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT

take two seconds