Spending New Years in the office, but thought I'd dress up a bit anyway

Saw a guy wearing a bright yellow t-shirt with the poster for the movie Threads (1984) screen-printed on it, and I'll tell ya, that's the right send off for this fucken year

[the Governor General] Ahmed el Ahmed, for being most creative at annoying Sharri Markson ever, you are hereby awarded the highest Australian honours

Worth noting the attempt to pull the 'do you denounce radical islam' line on the guy who just got shot saving lives

I think about this a lot

i love furniture restoration videos because they show how quality is important and you can get some really beautiful, overlooked furniture if you learn certain skills IG savedbydesign.tn

being a rich tech guy in the 90s must have been so sick. every morning you start a web page that sells ring tones, sell it at lunch for 2 million dollars, get dinner at a “sushi” restaurant and go to a night club wearing a cologne called Apartheid Sapphire

please alt text your bad take screenshots so my "muted words" filter saves me from having to see their bad takes.

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

If your teen drama was airing episodes in fall 2001, a PA had to find a Troop to stand behind your cutie headliners or everyone would think The WB hated America

WHO'S IN CHARGE? (1980)

"I do not care if my loved ones are sentient or have lives and thoughts of their own, only that I am never denied their presence and service" get therapy, man. probably more, better quality therapy

The gap of talent between you or I, and the most successful streamers or journalists or opinionists is pretty small. Mostly it’s being in the right place at the right time and having the knack of saying interesting or shameless things. But between you or I and a professional athlete is a chasm

That clip of the youtube streamer getting punched in the head by an actual boxer belongs in the same category of events as Brett Lee bowling to Piers Morgan; in which unsuspecting controversialists leave the realm of media, where there are no consequences, for the realm of sport, where there are

Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

It feels like people are desperately seeking reasons to still think she sucks even though the facts don't bear that out. If hundreds of millions of people were saying something false about me and it ruined my life, I would want to respond!

dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad

More wings.

This lady wrote an entire book to bully her estranged daughter lmao. How is this not classic abuser shit that they do when they can't directly control you? Control everyone else's perception and destroy your reputation.

SIMPLY HAVING A

Really only associate 'let them be kids' with homophobes and transphobes at this point But a giant patriotic light show to celebrate a fake ban a bunch of dying newspapers campaigned for is deeply weird behaviour, maybe it's fitting, it's a phrase that appeals to all sorts of cooked brains

“Get in the car! No time to explain”

Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it. So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:

how are you gonna tell me trans women aren't women when every single one i've complimented on a cute outfit has come back with THANKS GIRL IT'S GOT POCKETS

I blew my Dollarmites account on blow and whores.

the thing about online queer discourse is unless you dig into things it's hard to tell if someone is speaking from a place of nuance and decades of lived experience or whether you're reading the untested absolutes of the most 15-year-old alive

telling my coworkers I need to take the afternoon off to get an ingrown toenail checked out and showing up the next day in a full-body cast

YouTube Wrapped You spent 2,186 minutes watching: Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR) We believe your reason for watching this was: Not Sexual

Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.

sure clowns may make me laugh so hard all day with their big floppy shoes and outrageous wigs and colorful makeup, and yeah they dazzle children of all ages with amazing balloon animals and honk basically the funniest horns in the whole world, some of em even get out of a small car. forgot my point

Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together

Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing

Everyone else in Trumps Republican party is a Hitler Stemlord that doesn’t consume art because it’s spiritually gay. Finding a person he can invite to the White House that’s seen Evita has to be heaven on earth to him

Above all the politics, I think Trump is just really happy there’s someone else in government that has enjoyed seeing a Broadway play

I love LA, once i heard a guy having a very intense phone call discussing the ethics of his project which would “turn every single person on earth into a weapon” and it turned out to be a martial arts youtube channel

The way Grok consistently undermines Elon's pathetic attempts to be cool is indistinguishable from a 1970s British sitcom comedy duo

Love my new SimCity 2000 shirt that I bought myself for myself. It reminds me of playing SimCity 2000

My friends. In these times, I just hope you have your special someone. And this song goes out to them. m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ofo...

In the end, radio, broadcast media, literature, and indeed probably Western culture as a whole, reached its pinnacle with Richard Mercer’s Love Song Dedications, and ever since we have been on a retreat from that once-only experience of the Real

i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all

a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.