Rodney Dangerfield caught breaking kayfabe, kissing his loving wife who treasures him

if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today

THE HEART OF ENGLAND (1954)

idk seems reasonable to me

Idea for a new sport: american football but no bodyarmor or tackling. Instead of a field the players navigate a vast warren of underground chambers interconnected by hallways and ductwork, often finding special items that let them backtrack to previously inaccesible areas.

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

I'm SO mad, I got kidnapped by evil scientists and put in the evil science facility where they give you psychic powers and wings and stuff but I was in the control group so nothing happened

this is possibly the most niche thing i've ever posted but its really funny how if you post a photo of a woman to flickr you get invited to add it to a bunch of groups all called like "to errr is to male, to female is divine" and "yugoslavian beauty standard"

There are parallels with Epstein, in the intersection of systematic organised paedophilia, coercive and unaccountable power, and social circles intertwined with political leaders, the rich and powerful, and senior Catholic Church child abusers in Australia.

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

The heckling from the Aussie fans is generally pretty awful but someone shouting "boring" at the annual Kia representative wittering on about Kia speech is absolutely superb

X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications

The thriving Australian video game scene has over 150 projects in active development. So we compiled them all into one handy resource. Join us in celebrating amazing Aussie projects and take a look at the 150+ Aussie games of 2026 and Beyond! Read Here: checkpointgaming.net/features/202...

Timeless

took a picture of my dog that looks like a New Yorker profile about her getting her life back on track after she was cancelled for calling basset hounds "lazy" and "unnecessary"

Man Forced To Come Up With 45 Seconds Of Facial Expressions While Waitress Lists Off Specials https://theonion.com/man-forced-to-come-up-with-45-seconds-of-facial-express-1819577896/

For those who don't know, today is "Australia Day". A day of mourning for our Indigenous population as it marks the date of invasion of this country. Our government refuses to change the date, despite the fact that it's only recently been held on this day and has previously had many different dates

I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength

ABC Indigenous doesn’t mince words

The churro lady is not your friend. She only makes you fresh churros because you pay her. I must keep reminding myself of this.

People say Australians don't have a culture but I just heard a mum call her toddler a dickhead, so

#1985 rb.gy/5udqzs

Sometimes you see an ad, and you just know

'This week has shown the explosive growth of solar power in particular had diminished the risks of blackouts during heatwaves caused by supply shortfalls' www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

Genuinely do not understand why the ABC's US coverage is this consistently shit Isn't just both-siderism, it's also amazingly shallow, like, reading out Trump truth social posts with no commentary or analysis. It's like they feel obligated to cover it but won't spend more than a second preparing

Yes

A fine memory from @fabianlapham.bsky.social

This thread applies to far more than just gaming. If you have a public-facing facility and aren't asking people who display antisocial behaviors to leave, pretty soon all you are going to have are the antisocial customers.

Smoosh

For any Titanic nerds out there, my colleagues in the UCL Marine safety group have just published an astonishingly detailed analysis and supercomputer simulation of how Titanic sank, linked to witness statements & the best available evidence. Full paper here: www.tandfonline.com/doi/epdf/10....

I’ve had porn deepfakes made of me since long before genAI existed, and am (sadly) very unphased by it at this point, but I do strongly agree with this sentiment. These men don’t do it to jerk off to - they do it as a means of ‘digital rape’. If anything, they jerk off to knowing you don’t consent.

Someone has lifted the QuickTimeVR movie files from 1994's "Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive Technical Manual", upscaled them then built an in-browser replica of the ITM's "Tour" module. mijofr.github.io/st-panorama/ #StarTrek

1. try not to post things that will get you arrested 2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves

New AIWeirdness post: ChatGPT will apologize for anything, including stuff that didn't happen. It's not reflecting on stuff it did wrong, it's improv. www.aiweirdness.com/chatgpt-will...

Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers

#1985 rb.gy/dyaiej

Spending New Years in the office, but thought I'd dress up a bit anyway

Saw a guy wearing a bright yellow t-shirt with the poster for the movie Threads (1984) screen-printed on it, and I'll tell ya, that's the right send off for this fucken year

[the Governor General] Ahmed el Ahmed, for being most creative at annoying Sharri Markson ever, you are hereby awarded the highest Australian honours

Worth noting the attempt to pull the 'do you denounce radical islam' line on the guy who just got shot saving lives

I think about this a lot

i love furniture restoration videos because they show how quality is important and you can get some really beautiful, overlooked furniture if you learn certain skills IG savedbydesign.tn

being a rich tech guy in the 90s must have been so sick. every morning you start a web page that sells ring tones, sell it at lunch for 2 million dollars, get dinner at a “sushi” restaurant and go to a night club wearing a cologne called Apartheid Sapphire

please alt text your bad take screenshots so my "muted words" filter saves me from having to see their bad takes.

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”