A very happy 80th & final birthday to our great President!

Is there anything Mamdani can't do?

The view from Brooklyn. Love you NYC ❤️

i think the twin towers are gonna start growing again tomorrow

START SPREADING THE NEWS

Aerial footage of the celebration in New York: You see people out on their fire escapes, on their balconies, clinging on the side

BING BONG

The 30 FOR 30 about the Knicks only losing the Trump Game is gonna be amazing.

Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller

THIS IS REVERSE 9/11!!!!!

God bless Jalen Brunson, this is city is so fuckin good

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

when the knicks won everyone yelled and my cat threw up

going to laugh forever about the Knicks only losing the Trump Game immaculate scriptwriting, no notes

it will always be funny that people who hate Jalen Brunson call him short and fat because if that’s true how did you let him do that??

i don’t want to see wemby suspended for his dirty play. what i want is for us as a society to confront the underlying question: are we going to keep letting frenchmen play basketball or are we going to take a stand

the supreme court gave wemby absolute immunity

Wemby pivoting from stoic Tim Duncan to nutpunch Bruce Bowen, a surprising move

Wemby has got to be the dirtiest player since Draymond green huh

absolute horseshit no-call on the Frenchman there

Ugh KAT

The Knicks should try something called a “layup”

Our whole city is cheering for the Knicks tonight. So it’s only right that we bring the Knicks to the whole city. Tonight, Game 5 will be streaming on 130 LinkNYC kiosks. Let’s go Knicks.

Boyfriend watching a Pokémon tournament, I’m watching nba finals. This is the future conservatives fear

(before the series) this will be a fun competition between two likable, entertaining teams (Game 5) let us stamp out any remaining joy in the heart of victor wembanyama, a man i hate in real life

I will be quite honest I do not like this victor wembanyama fellow

this finals has really exposed wemby's flaws as a player and has also showed what a fucking greasy troll he is

Celebrating my 80th birthday by having some guys with brain damage fight out on the lawn

LGK baby

It is too HOT to go for a run right now. You will DIE

american gun owners love looking at overwhelming statistical evidence collected in thousands of lives pointlessly lost every year and going "nah that won't happen to me"

Sorry based leftist journalist but in real life guns are used to shoot kindergarteners

After a long, stressful day, there’s nothing like sitting down to watch your team eat shit because President Rotting Hitler has placed them under a malediction

HAIM IN THE BUILDING, KNICKS CANT LOSE

Trump jinxed the Knicks That was no surprise The Knicks are my Team They will win it in five

New air fried potato recipe was a success

ICE is torturing infants. Heads must roll--literally. Seriously, if any of these babies dies then everyone responsible at that facility should be facing a firing squad by the time an impartial judge and impartial jury are done with them.

I think Graham Platner is a piece of shit - but so is Chuck Schumer, and Kirsten Gillibrand, and I voted for both of them. And you know who is even worse? Republicans.

The differences are not, in fact, "minimal." Collins must lose the race. Stop trying to throw the election to her.

The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"

I met Zuckerberg once in an ice cream shop in New York and man did they nail how waxy his skin looks irl

Just call us bitches this is taking forever

don’t think i have ever seen a politician as feckless and cowardly as starmer

How about you Switch 2 reading the Holy Bible

You are only a real New Yorker if you grew up in the sewers under the city with your Italian-named brothers and were raised by a mutant Japanese rat and trained in the martial arts.

*Wemby senses a protest and starts setting things on fire* His teammates: No! This isn't France!

this much discourse about the city of new york all at once is dangerous and unsustainable. in order to generate enough attention for something happening elsewhere in the united states to break through the zeitgeist, i propose that we immediately blow up the state of indiana

They’re not letting Trump leave the building if the Knicks lose lmao

Katie Porter you’re gonna go straight to hell