2-5 pm before holiday break. Where every minute is 45 minutes long

that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion

we should all become more insane

hunting santa's reindeer with a longbow

I’m of the opinion that my car should start in the morning

Braver than any troop for saying this

They deported Yuanxin www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/n...

the vice president is a klansman

I looked at what ai said about the literature in my area of study (tick biology) and it said deer ticks have eyes. Why would i assume it would get more complicated stuff correct when it gets that wrong

President Donald J. Hitler, Pedophile-in-Chief

Woman comes to US at age 6. Graduates nursing school. Work permit. No criminal record. Snatched and imprisoned by ICE for 6 months now. About to be forced back to Honduras. A life destroyed and one less nurse. Merry Christmas. www.nola.com/news/educati...

They totally threw Bill Clinton under the bus with photos of him being inappropriate with teenagers in the files. I'm a big fan of him being thrown under the bus I just think we all know there's a whole more folks who can fit under that bus.

There's only one thing it makes sense for them to be hiding, it's that Donald Trump is guilty of child sex crimes You are actually allowed to infer the existence of those crimes from the (extremely hamfisted) cover up itself

I like to think of Friday as day 5 of the hostage situation

welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are Yellowstone, masterpiece mystery, and Jimmy fallon, btw someone from your high school died in a real weird way

going into tomorrow like

My boyfriend contains multitudes

Awful. Makes me sick to look at

very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight

Grampa yelling at me through the teevee

What the fuck was the point of that.

Love that my brother just joined the Air Force with all this shit happening

Welp! Marie Gluesenkamp Perez voted AGAINST Marjorie Taylor Greene's anti-trans bill.

People who don’t have sisters will never get to know the joy of begging them for advice on what to wear for a job interview, date, or party, then immediately disregarding their advice and wearing something completely different

I think if you have a shitty dad you should get to punch them once a year on Christmas

I have to fly three times at least this upcoming year and with my luck with planes I’m not looking forward to it

I forgot I ran out of wrapping paper last year and now I am in a wrapping paper emergency

This guy should be taken for every penny he has

Counterpoint: I'm here for a good time, not for a long time.

A million Muslims live in New York City. We belong here, as does every other New Yorker. This is vile Islamophobia from the Councilwoman and it has no place in our city.

Trying to get people to go back to Twitter is so fucking funny

Every day on this website someone makes me read something that is an affront to God

“There’s more that unites us than divides us” is a lie. We don’t have the same values as these people at all.

Vickie Paladino is a vile fascist, racist, Islamophobe, and a disgrace to Queens. She rains hatred down upon our neighbors, calls for the murder of her political opponents, and is now demanding the denaturalization & deportation of Muslim Americans. @council.nyc.gov must expel her.

The Republican version of Reiner is Clint Eastwood; these Charlie Kirk comparisons are stupid. Kirk had zero broad cultural impact, he was an entirely reactionary political creature. Now imagine Obama saying "RIP BITCH" in an alternate reality where Clint gets brutally murdered by a family member

I just don’t really know what you do about having a genuine psychopath as President man.

If you are in the area and seeing this. Leave. Take your pets, your family, tell your neighbors, and make sure the have a way out. And go.

Who could possibly look at this and be like “oh yeah I know that guy”

36 hours now so this guy is just completely in the wind right?

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

The real derangement syndrome is amongst his supporters, who are completely unable to handle even the most mild criticisms of the current President. They melt down like snowflakes, as if you just slapped their wife in the mouth or said something mean about their dad.

obsessed with people who are like “Mr president stop, you’re not your compassionate self right now”

This is an actually insane thing to post in that it should trigger a neuropsych evaluation, “people I don’t like died because the were not nice to me” is legitimately delusional, in what I have to emphasize is a clinical sense

I am totally serious about this: file articles of impeachment over this specifically

Make people get on the record about if this is how a president is allowed to behave. Don't see how this is hard.

“Trump Derangement Syndrome” has always been a way to smear people for having a logical, rational response to Trump having power. The real TDS is normalizing Trump’s power and the way he abuses it

Why do so many people treat Chomsky like he’s an emotional support animal? Fuck em! Who cares

Crazy how much this lady hates Muslim people