ROBLES SAVES IT LETS FUCKING GOOOO ASTROS GET FUCKED

don’t fly the flag at half staff because charlie kirk died. fly the flag at half staff because he lived

First of all, again, Don't. Stenographically. Print. Lies. In. The. Newspapers. Second, the actual headline should be that this is a massive violation of international law. What is journalism, anyway?

happy anniversary to all who celebrate

Proof that God doesn't exist.

BREAKING: Public Launch of Satchel Paige Project marklaurencearmour.wordpress.com/2084-2/ There is a short explainer on my website, then you click on the map and see where it takes you. Please pass this around to anyone you think might be interested

The obligation to help mitigate the effects of climate change are on all of us but rest much more heavily on the wealthy and corporations that have been poisoning the planet for decades than it does on you not wanting to sit in a 90 degree apartment and don’t let anyone gaslight you otherwise

Radical Solidarity with the dispossessed is literally the only way out of this. If you're cheering on deaths based on their borders then you're no different than the chuds lining up around the block to sign up for ICE.

Seattle is the largest city in Washington State, which is known for its apples, which is why they call it "The Big Apple"

swaggiest individual on the entire World Wide Web

RIP Noam Chomsky. He taught me it was OK to falsely report people’s deaths

I think we were all raised on thought experiments about how allowing for KKK or Nazi demonstrations was actually proof of how free and liberal our society was that basic rights were extended to those with repugnant views. But in reality it was because these groups never threatened the status quo

The Navy told me the ocean keeps eating their fighter jets so I asked how many fighter jets the navy has and they said they just go to the fighter jet store to get a new fighter jets afterwards so I said it sounds like they’re just feeding fighter jets to the ocean and then the Navy started crying.

Jorge Polanco rips 2 home runs and drives in all 5 runs for the @Mariners.

Only 2 teams in MLB history have overcome a 5+ run deficit to win, hit a grand slam, AND had a walk-off walk: Twins* | 8/27/23 in a 7-6 win Mariners | today in a 7-6 win *Twins 1-and-2 hitters in batting order that day: Donovan Solano & Jorge Polanco. 🤯🤯🤯 #TheMayerGWS

hey can we get the lighting and framing worked out so that we perfectly replicate a Command & Conquer 2: Red Alert cutscene

We are more back than we've ever been

Just thought I'd highlight some women worth celebrating (something I do every day!) on this International Women's Day.

"Capitalism could never worsen the crises it creates. This much be communism!" If only someone had written about this...

At a Hitler rally, shaking my head sternly, holding up a sign that says, “False”

Be sure to check out coverage of Umpire Pat Hoberg being fired for violating MLB's gambling policy on the FanDuel Sports Network. I am the only person to make this joke.

my outsider perspective on US politics is that it seems like i spend 4 years getting told the democrats can't do the thing because they need just one more vote, and then the republicans get in and can do whatever they want because half of the democrats vote with them

What we have instead of an opposition party is a copy of Robert's Rules of Order that has learned how to do GoFundMes and insider trading

Not to be Jaded Savvy Guy but Dems are supporting racist anti-migrant policy because they agree with it. It’s not weakness, or capitulation. There’s an emerging national security consensus the US needs a heavily militarized border as climate chaos worsens and 80% of congress Simply Agrees With Trump

Dark fantasy movie set in a Dark Souls-esque universe, but the camerawork & sensibility have the palette attenuation & orderliness of a Wes Anderson film. A meticulously labelled aside where The Dark Panoply of Grazh'd-Uhr is carefully arranged and illuminated by The Unquenchable Fire of Khrall.

i cant believe she said this

all i do in this miserable life is shitting out my hole.

An Industry Reacts

The idea of “social murder” is super useful, and we need to get comfortable using it. Engels is the best, man - reading him feels like finally acknowledging the obvious reality everyone wants you to ignore

Acting tough and turning off the replies is 🤌.

Loving hearing Trumps league of extraordinary dipshits and pedophiles getting announced. Great, I love this world

the important question isn’t “did Harris lose because the left is too woke?” it’s “why isn’t Donald Trump in federal prison?” We’re being subjected to lectures about politics by the people who held all of the power and let this dipshit slip through their grasp.

We did it, Joe

NEW: The Democratic Party is out of excuses.

There is a simple answer to the question "Why is the US no longer lurching, but sprinting towards fascism?" There is no political left with any access to power in this era of US politics. The Dems will just find a more PR friendly way to say 'bad genes' while it stacks more guards at the border.

Sometimes good things do happen

Isn't it neat how we live in an evil world led by bad people

My hands covered in butter. I wash and wash. Still butter

giving actblue my email in like 2016 was the worst mistake of my life because i'm still getting emails from random democrats who i've never heard of saying "katie, i've gotten this far with your help, but i need to ask for your support one more time" WHO EVEN ARE YOU

Justice delivered to notable Yankees fan: defector.com/justice-deli...

The a/c is on and he has water and is listening to his favorite music. Feel free to break the window anyway though! God is remaking me through suffering and i am almost born

Victor "Making Up A Guy To Get Mad At" Frankenstein

"Truth is stranger than fiction"? You sound like an idiot. Fiction has leprechauns.

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sorry i'm late boss i was waiting for the sadness to leave my eyes

Went here today. The Westinghouse Atomsmasher, a particle accelerator built in the 30s and shut down in the 50s. It was part of a larger complex demolished in 2015. It lays on its side now floating in a sea of weeds and debris, all particles presumably moving at normal speed.