Betteridge's law strikes again.

He's going to be incredibly popular with people who will never vote for him.

we need to conduct a clinical trial with hundreds of house fires to determine if house fires are actually bad for people before we can say for sure whether or not that's what killed him

Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife

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Racists are the enemy to the working class. That's all you have to understand about this. That goes for all bigots. What kind of coalition could you possibly build by turning against the immutable qualities of its existing members? One that fucking sucks!

Yes, our app could have been a website. But then you wouldn't get to see the fucked up and inconsistent way we handle links and text.

These are really good questions if you live in an alternate reality where public healthcare doesn't already exist in many countries. If you live in this reality, safely ignore.

Hakeem Jeffries and the rest of Dem leadership should have to read this headline over and over with their eyes pinned open like clockwork orange

You ever see a business name and can instantly tell how saturated their C-suite is with Epstein particles?

This is what happens when you believe capitalism is meritocratic. "I made a lot of money so I contribute to society." No, you don't! People are rightfully hostile to someone who builds a career that produces nothing.

If you’re a democratic candidate and not running on doing everything in your power to charge these people with murder, I don’t want to hear from you.

Pluribus, but it's Liz Lemon instead of Carol. Tracy's personality is too strong, takes over the hivemind. 1,200 people outside her apartment asking her if she can babysit the snow leopard he released from the zoo. He's busy filming a porn version of Dunkirk.

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

Eventually we will tire of plundering ancient myths for our video games, and we'll settle on the next closest thing: 90's sitcoms.

My dentist upon learning I am a programmer "I'm using AI to code a patient intake form" _begins working before I can respond_ Providers: ask your HIPAA breach insurance if you should do this!

Baby Driver carjacking me and having to do all his stunts to Midlake's "For the Sake of Bethel Woods"

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

We all agree Libby ended up working in the Trump admin, right?

Cough cough, come close my nephews. I have spent my entire life putting points into Wisdom. Now I share my learnings with you: Wisdom is illusory. Intelligence is masturbatory. Strength is a joke. Put your points in Charisma. All that matters is whether people think you're cool.

Episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch where they buy talking furniture just glosses over the fact that what they did is slavery.

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS. Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org

My dog needs to be fed smaller, more frequent meals, so I'm choosing to believe she's become hobbit-pilled.

The moment I start to feel invincible in Hades 2 is always followed by me not dodging the most telegraphed boss attack. Strength Arcana, how I've failed you.

They are live laugh love fonting the White House. The McMansionization is almost complete.

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

Interesting paper! When you ask people about the most important issue "facing the country," they often say immigration. But when you ask them about issues facing them personally, it doesn't crack the top 10. This indicates that voters are reacting to media narratives, not their own experience.

A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...

Gavin Newsom, a thread:

Inside you, there are 3 wolves, actually.

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

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Everyone’s soooo mad at Trump for doing a simple remodel of the White House yet no one cared when Bush did the same to the Pentagon and also some skyscrapers smdh

We finally answered what's going to replace Charlie Kirk.

Oh, your website has an app? Did you know it has a website already?

no kings! except the king reading this

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

Border Patrol “attempted to arrest a plumber working inside a Logan Heights home but left empty-handed after the homeowner refused them entry. The homeowner told agents she would not allow them inside because the warrant they presented did not include her address and lacked a judge's signature.”

The flotilla carrying Jewish Currents reporter Emily Wilder has been captured by the Israeli military. Please contact Emily's senators and representatives—Adam Schiff, Alex Padilla, and Jimmy Gomez—and urge them to advocate for her safe release from Israeli detention

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat. For the crime of … complaining about government policy. Core 1A speech. With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her