You will be allowed to eat Twinkies, but only if the box has been hit by a car.

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

Perhaps this will help, Trish. I built this 13 years ago for the Orange County Register.

So the statues can be naked in the museum, but I can't? Do I have that right?

why am i just finding out about ICE terrorizing this city and people? why is no one in the media talking about this beyond independent outlets? this is horrifying

These might look like baby hummingbirds, but judging by the bird shit all over the porch, I would say these are some sort of miniature eagles with IBS.

You can just not tag someone with "CC" in 40 Jira comments. You can just choose not to do that.

right-wingers have their violently stupid ideas, of course, but it’s somehow even more insulting when they want to create discourse on the humanities they are fighting every day to defund. fuck off and go vibe code a racist gambling app you absolute piece of shit

I finally beat the first Death Stranding. The devs during the Higgs boss fight.

RIP Grizz

No, you can't take beer you've boiled for bratwurst and restore it in a sodastream. Haven't you ever heard of BDS?

I don't use AI search with DuckDuckGo, but even that works if you try it lol.

When people online talk about saving or collecting memes, I cannot tell if they are 13 or 57.

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

This is like when Blizzard did Overwatch 2.

They really are letting a lot of Americans on Taskmaster.

OK got a very simple feature to implement. That's all I'm gonna do. This is NOT the place to change the whole architecture of the project. Unless...

“For the good of society, your son will work in the trades. Oh, my son? My son will be a titan of politics and industry. For the good of society, your daughter will be a tradwife. Oh, my daughter? My daughter will host a lucrative rightwing podcast.”

hey 👋 I'm that PM from work who sends last minute meeting invites for 8am. scheduling a group this big is tough, haha, appreciate the flexibility! looking forward to seeing everybody online bright and early, just in time for me to cancel the meeting at 7:55

Real mature, guys. This public servant is trying to tell us he's starving, and you're all making jokes.

The final moments of a Tian Xia Leshy campaign.

If you have, or know someone, with a Yarbo robot lawn mower... they might want to read this. www.theverge.com/tech/925696/...

he had already been president once and it was a huge disaster for farmers! you didn't really think he'd be pro-farmer, you just wanted to see minorities punished because you see them as your enemies. so yeah fuck you i hope you get pennies on the dollar for your farm.

You guys are still posting beans? I'm into meager broths and thin gruels.

My latest newsletter is about how the media defines "political violence" as something that happens exclusively to politicians, and ignores its primary victims: everyone else.

Linux users experience less screen burn because the constant tinkering means fewer static graphics.

I can't wait for someone to trick him into talking about the King in Yellow. "He who eats time- he must be a hungry guy, the king."

"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators

I'm so glad someone died 10 feet from me a minute ago. Now I can calmly finish my dinner being screamed at by the demented pedophile king.

Remember how there was a Michael Jackson episode of SVU?

My wife is doing the final boss battle in Breath of the Wild while our cat plays with a toy mouse in front of the TV. I think my cat believes the soundtrack is for her because she's going fucking wild.

As someone who doesn't want children the only thing that could change my mind is if a weird guy on the internet told me I should

Gripping Tales of True Crime

AP Exclusive: Hamlet Performed at High School, Eight Students Feared Dead

"I voted for [Trump] because I support America First," said Errol Childress, a local groundskeeper. He continued, "But I don't see how the war helps us at all." Childress then showed me a pile of children's shoes arranged to spell "MAGA".

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

Kahlua pork fried rice is an important part of my mental glue right now.

How are there so many spiders and lizards in my backyard? These mfers know how to do a ceasefire for real.