attention texans: are you a lawyer, do you know lawyers willing to file pro bono habeas petitions for Minnesotans that have been sent here? please reach out via DM (and not just with links to already swamped nonprofits though)

It’s their time to shine. theonion.com/third-amendm...

Hakeem Jeffries deserves to be unemployed.

jurors passing a hat around the booth to contribute to the fund

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/

Earnings gonna be nasty aren’t they

This piece of shit just voted to fund ICE. She also voted against Biden's Student loan forgiveness. This is her car shop www.deanscarcarepdx.com I will donate the maximum to any candidate willing to run against her next primary.

X is one of the most evil companies on the planet and I continue to exhort elected politicians to delete their fucking accounts. For shame.

This continues to be the best post ever made on Bluesky and every Democratic politician should follow this advice or fucking resign.

So my unemployment stopped and I’m not getting any answers which was previously calculated into this so I’m sharing this again. It would be super cool if things could just be easy! I’m literally sitting at home sad that I can’t be with my sister in labor because I can’t afford it gofund.me/3127da13c

this is disgusting. how am i supposed to explain this to my children

im in the poison swamp. threre are guys throwing huge rocks at me from way up. theres dudes on kites swooping down to kill me. and theres 100000 monkeys with swords who want my ass Dead

They didn't want to air Sesame Street in Mississippi because it was integrated.

most pathetic man award

Thinking about how bsky has the most horrible setting turned on by default that says "i don't want to see any other languages except English" and if no one tells you to put it on "no selection" you straight up won't see posts from people set to different languages on your TL.

Clown.

We got to talk about the fact that the first target for this is a Black woman which a lot of people in the terminally online world we know these comms staffers (and others) inhabit represent a particular archetype of person who needs to be “humbled.”

SCOOP: One of the largest healthcare systems in Louisiana, LCMC Health, has begun using AI to assist doctors with notetaking during patient interactions, but it isn't getting patient consent to use the software. Great story by @madhri.bsky.social for @veritenews.org. veritenews.org/2026/01/22/l...

i've actually mentioned that 'gender ideology' was the vatican's term for feminism and a lot of ppl just did not believe me.

Remember when Pelosi kneecapped Jessica Cisneros because she wanted to keep Cuellar because I do

Quality performance art. Easy to parse, thematically relevant, kinda gross. Love it.

There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.

Had to bring this over for "rinses his ass" 🤌

Primary these Quisling, Vichy Democrats.

218 people voted to fund the child kidnapping ring and masked death squads.

The crazy thing about including validity in the construction of gender, is how it then orients the entirety of how you define yourself around other people’s approval.

they're calling Elon Musk "CSAM Altman" folks,

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

the difference between the "border" (R +3) and "immigration" (R -17) is fascinating and tells you a lot about how Americans conceptualize of the issue. The "Border" is where the crime and drugs are. "Immigration" is everyone else

Sometimes it’s a good idea to step back and ask yourself whether you’re arguing with someone’s political position or their personality disorder

The fact that Angie Craig, who voted for the Laken Riley Act, is talking this way shows how much the pendulum has swung. #MNSen

the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns

I keep seeing leftists from outside of Minneapolis say they’ve seen all this before, and no, you haven’t. I’ve been at this for 30+ years and I haven’t either. It’s not what you’re picturing. This is something else

They're literally running toddler prisons.

Today Atari announced that our game Bubsy 4D will release May 22nd on basically EVERY platform out there! Two Fabraz games releasing within 3 months of each other... Crazy right?!🤯 And it ALSO gets a Nintendo Switch physical, including this beauuuutiful Collector's Edition. ❤️

Sloth Druid

Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now.

By my count it's now about 423 stores that will be closed as part of the general strike. Absolutely astounding.

this is why what’s happening in Minneapolis is both the most and least encouraging part of the second Trump admin to me least because what they’re doing is completely insane and there are three more years of this most because the way the community has responded is truly extraordinary

ICE’s cruelty knows no bounds. Deporting children with cancer. Shooting moms. And now, using a 5 year-old as “bait” to detain his family. It’s far past clear: ICE must be abolished. Congress should not give it any additional funding. And the people responsible for its crimes should face charges.

thank you, @chanda.blacksky.app, for this number because i will never shut up about it now

The overwhelming amount of transphobia, racism, ableism like the r-slur and idiotic anti-woke shit I have to clear out of every vid I do on Starfleet Academy is disgusting. That YouTube still continues to algorithmically boost grifter bigot’s anti-intellectual rage baiting is frankly unconscionable.

The most annoying thing about our current crop of AI executive dorkwads: They have convinced *themselves* they’re totally indispensable to society and thus whine constantly about how not using their products makes you a *bad person who hates progress*.

people need to stop slandering the noble art of sucking dick

absolutely insane to see Musk feted at Davos as the icon of a boldly "optimistic" future in 2026, as if he hadn't just spent the last year buying elections for fascists, making Nazi salutes, condemning millions in Africa to death, and building "Mechahitler," and a nonconsensual porn/CSAM generator

This should be boosted regardless if you're anywhere near Minnesota. Since organizing general strikes is something that should already be on the minds of Americans across the entire country, might as well talk about and support any where they may be popping up.

A major coalition is launching a general strike in Minnesota tomorrow, aimed at pushing out ICE. It includes: -Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1005 -The MN AFL-CIO -SEIU Local 26 -UNITE HERE Local 17 -CWA Local 7250 -Saint Paul and Minneapolis Federations of Educators -Faith leaders And more. 🧵