I wanted to know if anyone else is named Sigourney so I typed "Is anyone else named" into Google and it autofilled the name

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

f u c k

Q: Who was the biggest influence on you crossing over in the 1st place? --Sly Stone. Sly was the one who did it, it wasn't anybody in jazz. Q: Did losing the regard of jazz's critical Establishment bother you? --No. They get their records free anyway. Herbie Hancock in Melody Maker, Nov 1978

I’m possessed by an insatiable desire to make puns it seems

New poster for "Dorohedoro" Season 2. Coming Spring 2026.

"Never draw what you can copy. Never copy what you can trace. Never trace what you can cut out and paste up." - Wally Wood

PSA: For the twelve millionth freaking time: It's G-A-N-D-H-I. Dh. It's not G-H-A-N-D-I with a gh. It's not you, it's me and my OCD, and my kvetching was not inspired by anyone on Bsky (recently). But it still stands my fucking teeth on edge. G. A. N. D. H. I. #petpeeves

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

You dog's bottom!

Happy #Locktober to all who celebrate! (Disney, 1973)

As an artist, I realize that I am a pioneer species in disturbed areas and any cool artiness I may bring is an eventual factor in gentrification. I try to prevent this by being as uncool as possible in public.

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

When Frank Sinatra released "New York, New York" Devo had already released two albums

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

have been desperately looking for this old erotic Spanish comic I stumbled on almost 10 years ago called "El secreto de Frankenstein" and I'm so happy to report I finally found it

Found the hot new furry reaction image.

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

They should publish a beautiful Adrian Chiles coffee table book that's just the headlines

there's a baronetcy of Waterpark in the UK, imagine having to introduce yourself as Baron Waterpark

hey is there any way to get rid of like all of the text in Megabonk so you don't have to look at this shit

👉👈

Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.

lol

It's @swatcher.bsky.social

Meanwhile in Australia’s Northern Territory, Justice Blow has published his report about dodgy employment practices in the local police, and a local journalist has just spuffed all over his keyboard.

If you enjoy Size Five and want to see it survive what is a very iffy time for the Games Industry, please do three things with your Saturday: ✅ Wishlist EARTH MUST DIE ✅ Buy a game on sale ✅ Share these links where you can store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/... store.steampowered.com/dev/sizefive

2010s: be sure to put some sort of dog interaction in your game for a Polygon writeup 2020s: be sure to put a perfect square of negative space in your HUD for Northernlion to nest in

if your food packaging (snacks hot sauce etc) has a skull on it i better be able to look up an article about it hospitalizing someone

In memoriam...

My phone vibrates when I buy European DVDs from my friend the pope That’s right I can I palpably paypal my papal PAL pal

Slop existed long before generative AI and will exist long after. Buzzfeed quizzes and listicles, Funko Pops, Hatsune Miku, soap operas, generic and fungible anime girls, Hummel figurines, the paintings of Thomas Kinkade, etc, etc, etc.

rip Patricia "Hyacinth Bucket" Routledge

it's spooky season and you know what that means!!!

Incredible notification I just got the wonders of insomnia

happy October!!! it's Schloup season!!! Knorr soup makes you go Schloup! the commercial clarifies that "Schloup" is the sound of slurping soup AND the sound of a haunted scarecrow jumping in a muddy field!!

We report about this crumpled October sky: the light is coming out dim and yellow through the parallel wrinkles. The clouds are painstakingly ironing themselves out with windy strokes. This is one of many of our mornings when the waking up is still around to be done.

Guys, we are officially entering spooky season 👻

From the archives: Guy 1: “I just got a new horse. I’ve named him Mayo.” Guy 2: “Why?” Mayo: *neighs*

IS IT TIME FOR MY PHOTO AGAIN

There are two types of people in the universe: neurodivergents that need direct overhead lighting and neurodivergents that need diffused lighting. It’s their destiny to find and marry one another.

Reminder from a tumblr post: Count Dracula lives in a castle because he's a count. Vampirism unrelated.