one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

This is the future I was promised

"serving suggestion"

this buddy of Han Solo's can fly rings around him and his presence in the Star Wars universe predates Boba Fett who is Jaxxon T. Tumperakki?

twin peaks themed commission :] [ #anthroart #furryart #commission ]

anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this

...horrifying message without context, thank you

when dry January ends

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

The ermine life is gonna kill you #art #furry #mcr #mychemicalromance

An ex of mine broke her toe on my bed frame whilst giving me oral sex and still carried on. To this day it's the best selfless good deed anyone has done for me

What do gay people actually do for Valentine's Day? #wawawa #vrchat

I feel as though me, the Beckhams and the my fam move in different circles, if they think Brooklyn's mum dancing weird ruined the wedding. I've been to a wedding where the bride's mother got her tits out and punched the cake.

mod team time spent on tasks by % of man hours: doxxing/harassment/abuse: 5% CSAM removal: 6% piracy: 4% fraud/malware/account security: 5% labeling posts "rude": 80% can someone who's good at running a website tell me what I'm doing wrong

Morning.

no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician

In what is perhaps my most niche post ever, if you play Alien: Fate of the Nostromo, here are our house rules for playing as Jonesy the cat:

Everyone always talks about "Charmy Bee's friend in the comics who died from LSD glizzys" but never the fact that the fucking key art chosen for his character bio is his overdosed corpse

On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.' Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.

It's wild how many current events have roots in a forum I joined in 2000 because the site owner made some funny Quake jokes

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

Lowtax banning hentai from SomethingAwful being one of the more consequential events of the 21st century is going to do me in

I've been binging 1940s noir films, and the banter in them just can't be topped. Here's a great exchange from"out of the past" (1947) GF:You've been a lot of places, haven't you? MALELEAD:One too many GF:Which did you like the best? ML:This one right here. GF:Bet you say that to all the places.

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine

species who prefer anal

STOP digging stuff up! You have found enough pottery.

I’ve made a financially responsible decision.

Good morning from everyone at the Hall including Robert 'Mouseman' Thompson's mouse. She's doing very well she says and thanks you for asking.

january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing

Fellow writers: I am deeply saddened to share that if we want the rewards of having written, we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of writing

I hope drones never fully replace fireworks, because I would feel really silly writing “…and when he leaned into her and kissed her, there were drones.”

Realistic pet play where I escape out a door left open for .3 seconds and you spend an hour and a half driving around the neighborhood calling my name. Then, when you finally find me, Im wet and smell weird.

Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...

SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have SCOOBY DOO: rabies SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant

Batman Smells (1995)

Tim Tight Hole England and Wales, Census, 1911