Defending myself all June by reminding anyone and everyone that I slammed my face into concrete AND it’s Pride Month. It’s actually illegal to criticize me for the next 30 days!

Love giving my pals important life updates!

I broke my nose today and not even in a cool way like a sport or a fight, but just walking down the street and eating total shit lmao. Left urgent care looking like an injured cartoon character. At least my teeth are fine and my glasses stayed in tact (shoutout Zenni)!

I just saw a Waymo testing in my currently Waymo-less city NO PLEASE NO

Help!

In the song Run Away With Me, Canadian pop singer Carly Rae Jepsen sings, “You’re stuck in my head, stuck in my heart, stuck in my body.” This is a reference to the character of Xehanort from the hit video game Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep

I love Florence + the Machine and I love Mannequin Pussy both so much. It was like someone picked this combo specifically for me, and they were both so great.

I got Hayley Williams tickets and tonight I'm seeing Florence + The Machine & Mannequin Pussy. 🥲 I feel like I could run through a brick wall right now.

Also, sorry I haven’t read any Bluesky posts for a week, I was too busy learning about anime and Minions & spending copious amounts of money on theme park merchandise.

I went to theme parks two days in a row and was so proud that my broken-ass feet held up, then proceeded to slip and fall right onto my tailbone getting out of a hot tub. 😎

EXCUSE ME???

flying out of the Mass Effect gate

In my religion, we only worship one idol, and that's the Final Fantasy Brave Exvius arrangement of "Touch It" by Ariana Grande. 🙏 youtu.be/0nvXV5_woTg?...

I cannot be expected to get up for work under these conditions.

I'm actually doing pretty well with my Backlog Game vs New Game ratio this year. It's probably gonna get decimated in the next couple of months, but hey, look at all the stuff I've played so far this year. This is only missing Illusion of Gaia (which I didn't finish), Pragmata, and Tomodachi Life.

Dedenne wants you to know it’s a Dedenne and that’s sort of like Ed if you think about it. Anyways, I’m playing this game on Twitch now twitch.tv/kreestin

Riddle me this. Or don’t, I don’t care! Episode 2 of the Arkham Asylum Games Club is out on Patreon as we get PO’d at the Joker, track a trail, and get riddled out. www.patreon.com/posts/155831...

Whenever I hear "Two Princes" by Spin Doctors, I am physically incapable of asking the nearest person if they've seen that episode of The Sarah Silverman program where Steve finds out that Brian has secretly had only that song on his iPod for 5 years.

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This is what goes on in my house when people aren't around

there was a spider inside my lyft and best believe my therapist is gonna hear about it

Instagram has been trying really hard to feed me conservative/religious content lately but is clearly confused about how to reach me.

thinking about my favorite sign of all time

Love low poly pigeon

Why does the retro gaming scene have to be filled with so many little conservative dorks?

One thing about me - I'm a sucker for a fun little quiz

when your period is coming and you get that random stabbing pain in your boob

Batman Begins - the Arkham Asylum Games Club is here! Episode 1 of our series covering Batman: Arkham Asylum has dropped in just like the Bat from a perch. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

One of the only things I know about Adventure Time is that I love Tree Trunks so I hope she's in this new PowerWash Simulator 2 DLC. twitch.tv/kreestin

wore a sweater with your face on it today

The entire system, both sides and everything in-between, is a failure. Today's words never should have made it to the post he made because he shouldn't have made it past the other crimes and human rights violations.

Asexuality is NOT: 🖤 the same as abstinence/celibacy 🩶 because someone is disabled 🤍 a loss of libido because of age or circumstance 💜 a fear of intimacy 🖤 because you can't feel “love”

Happy International Asexuality Day! Asexual, often called “ace” for short, refers to a complete or partial lack of sexual attraction or lack of interest in sexual activity with others.

I rebuke the energy in my inbox today

got a deck to review make sure to review the deck info ab the deck can be found in the deck please ping some folks ab the deck and the state of the deck if there are any questions ab the current deck

3 years ago the Half-Life crew was born. Cheers to this amazing group and game! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

She already did it a couple of years ago, but your thing is cool too I guess

🎵 Fly me near the moon 🎶

One order of chicken strips, but hold the ass

You’re gonna need a crowbar to break into this episode! co-op Ep.33 hits the free feed today as Conner is joined by physicists @mchearn.bsky.social @gmorlang.bsky.social and @kreestin.bsky.social to discuss Half-Life (1998). podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

Just got to witness my bus driver live the looming nightmare of all adults: being mocked by teenagers for making a mistake in front of them (I was also baffled by this mistake, to be fair)

The positive impact that karaoke has on my mental health should be studied.

taking chat on a shopping spree at the Magical Mystery Mall tonight twitch.tv/kreestin

If I watch House of Villains and play Professor Layton at the same time, they cancel each other out & I can maintain the same level of mental aptitude forever and ever.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Important update: I have ragequit Illusion of Gaia LMAO First genuine ragequit on stream since Shovel Knight in like 2018!

I've managed to pry myself free from Ditto's grasp for long enough to sneak in an Illusion of Gaia stream! twitch.tv/kreestin

I legit played 20-25 hours of Pokopia this weekend. I am a husk.