Kinda feel like I'm gonna pass out from the foot pain tonight. Maybe this isnt normal. :)

we need to do something about kotaro uchikoshi

Multiple people this week have been like "Liz I have a gift for you!" and then I'm handed a Yuri sticker My brand is strong.

dyke spiegel......

I have two shoes I brought to GDQ. One is old as hell with torn up bottoms and hurts my feet to walk much in. My second pair are new, but seem slightly too small, crushing my feet, and hurt to walk in. I do not know how to shoes ):

I feel like this also fits

My girlfriend woke up from her nap and I showed her the new art for Jubilee and she just kinda sat there panicking for 10 seconds. To quote her staring at the vampire Jubilee skimn: "THOSE PANTS. THOSE PANTS!!"

PREPARE FOR ME TO BE VERY ANNOYING ABOUT JUBILEE

I keep trying to introduce friends at GDQ to Kill Six Billion Demons and they're all so nice and let me ramble for 30 minutes like "its so good Allison hot cool fights amazing themes and writing Allison hot excuse me I need to cry about Cio for a bit did I mention Allison is hot" They are very kind

Got to loop 4 of Ice Cold Beer and its genuinely so funny once you get to that point cause the cab is like "get the fuck OFF ME" and raises the bar every time you dont have your hands on the controls

My goat. My fuckin' GOAT.

I accidentally fucked up my sleep schedule so I should stay awake for a bit to unfuck it but **no one** is around at 5AM lmao So I guess I will wander GDQ aimlessly like a soul cursed

GG to GDQ

This is my favorite machine in the GDQ arcade. Always been a HUGE fan of this one, play it any time I see it Got a really good PB tonight! Theres no high scores on the machine sadly, but I imagine I am FAR up there in terms of GDQ Goers so far (I got past level 17~)

Y'all I am so bad at pinball its embarassing. My goal this GDQ is to get OKAY at a single pinball game and for some reason I chose this one. Totally not because of sexy robot babes. I can't last more than like 4 minutes. I just make two shots and drain. Pinball absolutely hates me.

One of the weird things about me is that my handle online IS Lizstar but if you call me Lizstar its obvious you don't actually know me at all. People who know me for more than 5 minutes default to Liz, and it just feels correct. Calling me Lizstar is just weird, somehow.

I was really tired this morning so I was stumbling down downtown Minneapolis with some friends, saw a big vertical sign for a place called "CHOPHOUSE" and I out loud went "damn, they really misspelled Chipotle."

My girlfriend is real into women's hockey, and I wanted to check it out so we watched a game, my first game I watched. It was a pride night, and the energy was straight up electric. It was stunning. I'd never seen a game like that. Tbf women's hockey appears to also be 97% lesbians.

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

Happy random day, y'all.

Dave Grohl is here to announce The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn’t a Guy at All!!! Green yuri fans get more exciting news!! Grohl says Kurt Cobain would have loved this series—that’s one helluva recommendation! #GreenYuri #Crunchyroll #AX2026

Still not in the air, just sitting here an hour late. I hate planes so much.

On my plane, behind a little kid who keeps going "EEEEEE" which is sure to be good for two hours lol See y'all friends when I land :3

I've been reading old terrible 60s X-Men comics lately and I've been writing reviews for them on my blog. I put up a review of issues 10-40 yesterday, and out of curiosity, I ctrl+F'd the word "fuck", and found I said the word fuck 50 times in the blog post lol 1.6 fucks per article. Not enough tbh

Did it. I am now HALFWAY THROUGH. I'll be working on the second half all through GDQ :3 Surely I can finish by 2028 if I keep this pace up.

Looks like we've got a new winner on Wikipedia's list of longest-lived hoaxes! 21.15 years, added in 2005 and removed two weeks ago. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...

So last GDQ I brought this thing, which is a little MSX FPGA laptop. Its cute. But it requires some setup that's confusing. I talked to someone who said they'd help, but I needed this USB Blaster thing. I had left it. Now I forgot who the hell I was asking for help. Memory problems yay :)

A weird side effect of my morals is that I am deeply uncool with my nieces and nephews. All of them play video games so you'd think I'd be cool, but I don't play Roblox or Minecraft, so I am a philistine with no taste.

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

I always described Zork as "Discworld but Midwest America instead of Britain" And as one of the most defining videogames of all time... I say it counts.

My sister in law is British and she's forcing everyone to root for the British team in this soccer match (I'm secretly rooting for the Congo team, don't tell anyone)

"Sir, Microsoft is completely shitting the bed right now in the media." "How embarassing! They're so far ahead of us in the shitting the bed industry, but we can shit the bed better than anyone! Quick, prepare the announcement!"

I got the sketches in last night for the character designs for my next book I'm releasing :3 Would y'all be interested in reading some cute lesbian fiction about these two?

I am apparently forming a new religion based on Orthworm's competitive viability

“two men. leaking” is high art

Xavier’s strongest soldier

Fox: "Hey dad, I still have all your debt, what should I-" James: "I must go now son, I'm so proud of you..."

Family is going out tonight to a smokehouse and I'm being dragged along. I looked the place up, American flags hung everywhere and the menu has "freedom fries" on it Jesus Christ on the cross, are we STILL on this shit? Absolutely do not feel safe going there. But when I brought it up they laughed.

Literally just today I was gushing about my girl I feel like my deep love for the X-Men and Jubilee in particular as a kid probably spoke volumes. Even today, I keep my love quiet, but if you let me, it will bubble over.

This type of character is called My Type and if you look like Milo Thatch and can info dump on linguistics and maps for hours on end, my DMs are always open. Also for what its worth, this is basically 30% of the trans masc population.

The virgin "I will get AI to write my essay for me" VS the chad "I will get cartoon character Strong Bad to write my essay for me"

I know someone who works at a school in a jail. The way they explain it, many people aim for jobs at that school cause they're easy. No one cares if prisoners don't get an education, so they show up to work, put on movies, and get paid for nothing. Easy job, easy life.

Had a dream they made another new Diablo 2 class. This one was themed like a samurai, and I can only remember one skill tree which involved a weird new type of weapon that was a dual handed lance that could be split in two to throw as two throw weapons at once For some reason they were called Natto

Every time I have a big thing coming up, especially if it involves being with other people, my anxiety spiiiikes. The GDQ anxiety has begun in full force, baybee.

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Writing this book I've been working on lately has been some of the most fun I've ever had writing. Here, have an otaku girlkisser trying to explain to another girlkisser what Utena is.