he's never paid taxes!!!!

saw a photo of me before the bathroom reno started................ missing that person........... they no longer exist.............

just when I had been marveling that my migraines had been better lately.... one hits today!! and it's turning into one of the worst I've had in a while!!

YES!!!! the rumors are true!! I posted ab it on instagram but I will be part of the Nancy Drew stream crawl to raise money for pancreatic cancer on nov 22!!!! lmk what nancy drew game you want me to play during my time slot!!!! I was honored to be asked!!

MANDATORY

🔴LIVE - pooping my pants AND telekinetic???? make that turd float, diva!!!! gonna be finishing Goodnight Universe and then playing games with chat!!!! 💩🌌🎉🎉 www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

PRESALE SOLD OUT!!!! NO TICKETS ACQUIRED!!!! TRY AGAIN IN GENERAL SALE!!!!

in the hilary duff tickets queue!!!! feeling good ab this!!!!

help they’re taking away my social media in three minutes!!!!!!!!

there are so many things to yell about and I am only on this earth for but a short time!!!!

haven’t stopped yelling since the stream ended!!!! will go to bed yelling!!!! will probably wake up yelling!!!!

🔴 LIVE - Friends, Romans, countrymen!!!!!!!! did you hear?? I am an ancient roman governor and I get to run my own island!! but I earned it (even tho my dad knows the emperor)!!!! we're playing new city builder ANNO 117: PAX ROMANA!!!! 🏛️🏛️🏛️🏛️ www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

something ab gmail marking an actual official email from google as spam......that I was expecting in my inbox.....something ab that....

heard angry barking!! go to check on piggie and he's just

chat how did you interpret this: turn ON my community 🫦 or TURN on my community 🔪 please vote!!!!

that button on my youtube dashboard changed from "your community is off" to this!!!! absolutely not!!!!

a second tub has hit the renovation

pipes drama is OUT!!!! it’s DONE!! bathtub drama is IN!!!!!!!! it’s all the RAGE!!!! let’s talk about these damn TUBS!!!!

🔴LIVE - today we are doing TWO (2) things!!!! both FUN!!!! gonna show off my Tiny Aquarium and let you feed my fish (fun) 🐠🪼 and then we're gonna play Goodnight Universe (also fun)!! 🛌🌌 www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

divas give it up for the PIPES some of these divas are at least 100 years old and were barely holding on (drain pipe, not pictured?) until we were able to do this reno!!!!!!!!

wipe front to back but fart back to front????

immediately after stream I ran to tell justin what y'all told me ab farting in skinny jeans and it going up there!!!!!!!!

🔴LIVE - Hark! Prithee, know ye that beneath the great Ocean Boulevard there doth lie a subterranean passage? it's time for more Sims Medieval!!!! 🏰🏰🏰🏰 www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

new week, new games, new FUN!!!! we'll be 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 to have even MORE interested and outdated types of FUN!!!! 📝please note: today I will be meeting with the contractor at 11am so might not start at my usual early noon time!!!! but prob will!!!! 🏰🌌🏛️🔪

is the ocean technically a yard and do I have to get permission to have sheep and alpacas or does it depend on zoning

Happy birthday to mod Kacie!!!!!!!! 💜💜

THE PIPES!!!!!

🔴LIVE - let's talk ab the new hilary duff song did you hear about it???? and then play some DEAD BY DAYLIGHT with chat!!!! 🎶🔪🎶🔪 www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

YOU DID GOOD

🔴LIVE - chat it's time for MANDATORY TEAM BUILDING FUN!!!! gonna be playing Jackbox PARTY games including the new one!!!! 📦🎉📦🎉 www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

🔴LIVE - it's time to play a cozy little game called Dinkum!! we're heading to the outback and building a little town!! btw.... did you knaur there's a tunna undar oshin bewlivard???? 🦘🦘🦘🦘 www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

I WILL BE RELEASED FROM THIS PRISON OF MY OWN MAKING AT 6:30AM AT WHICH TIME I WILL PROCEED TO YELL!!!!

YOU ONLY HAVE AB TEN MORE MIN TO TELL ME THINGS!!!!!!!! HURRY!!!! PLEASE!!!!

if you have something to tell me on here please do it before 9:30pm!!!! please!!!! have a new app that is going to lock me out of social media at that time!!!!

🔴LIVE - HELP!!!! THEY TORE APART MY BATHROOM!!!! jk I told them to. Streaming from new location!! gonna play Roblox, maybe other things, too!!!! 🚽🎉🚽🎉 twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

treated myself to waking up and immediately deleting all new emails!!!! turns out reading was the problem!!!!

they found the original gorgeous flawless 1920s tile underneath!!!! so when they redid this building like 20 years ago they just slapped cheap early 2000s tile on top!! sadly we can't save it bc they gotta change all the pipes underneath but we could've had pretty tile all this time!!

this is gonna be a bit of a wonky week bc the bathroom renovation starts today!!!! so I will be streaming wednesday!! and we're still gonna have FUN!! oh please tell me there will be fun!!!! 🚽🎉🦘🙏 (also there was a time change in the USA this weekend!!!!)

well it was great but halloween is over!!!! excited for christmas which is in two days!!!! 🎄☃️❄️🕯️

🔴LIVE - Today……how can I describe……there are wigs involved and…….. we are returning to DEAD BY DAYLIGHT!!!! It’s gonna get weird and wild and attendance is mandatory!! I’m also partnering with #RosettaStone to bring you over 60% off a lifetime subscription!! #sponsored 👻🎃🔪🦇 www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

quick change pile for today's stream!!!!

SCREAMING

about to sit in ~1 inch of bathwater, light this baby up, let my mind wander the moors, and enjoy my final bath in this godforsaken bathroom before it is demolished!!!! 😌🛀

🔴LIVE - today is a mixed bag of spooky games!!!! fun size candy bars!!!! starting with some Roblox, maybe some Observation Duty, and who knows what else!!!! 👻🎃🔪🦇 www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

idk if you could tell!! but I was having a crappy day!! didn't think I was gonna make it to the post office but decided to go anyway & glad I did!! three packages and wonderful letters and CANDY!!!! I will show it all off in tomorrow's stream but thank you so muchhhhh holy shit it healed me

everything turned out fine and great btw!!!! I'm 37 years old and have still not learned this lesson!!!!!!!!

we cannot keep living in a world where appointment times are suggestions!!!! if you set a time for something in a professional setting you must be there at that time or all of society will fall apart!!!! whatever happened to predictability???? the milkman!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAPERBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's the great pumpkin, charlie brown!!!! good grief!!!!