okay chat tag yourself

email subject sending me into a spiral on a friday!!!! (it was about an old account that needed to be closed!! I'm not leaving any time soon!!!!)

he survived the ordeal btw and is now asleep on one of his eight beds!!!!

little dog says WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!!!!!! (I was gone 30 min)

🔴LIVE - spooky season starts now!!!! we're getting scared and haunted while playing SILENT HILL F!!!! 🤫🏔️🤫🏔️ www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

there's a commercial for hair loss supplements and the guy is like "I stopped hanging out w my friends bc they'd make fun of my hairline" and the solution to that is get new friends btw!!!! like do whatever you want with your hair and body and do it for yourself, but get new friends!!!!

got the early version of Silent Hill ƒ so I could set it up for tomorrow and was testing it and omfg filled up my diapy when I encountered an enemy

oh wowwwww!!!!

🔴LIVE - streaming live from the tunnel under ocean boulevard it's time for ROBLOX CHAT'S CHOICE!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

REMINDER today's stream is scheduled for 1:30 instead of the usual 12:30!!!!!!!! I AM NOT LATE!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

did you knaur........

🔴LIVE - Hark!! Under the great road of Ocean Boulevard lies a hidden tunnel!! Time for more The Sims Medieval!!!! 🏰🏰🏰🏰 www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

I rarely have trouble sleeping but for some reason have only been able to get 3 hours of shitty restless sleep tonight and I'm about to give up!!!!

frog and toad stickers for my water bottle from @alexisdotgov.bsky.social got here just in time to stop a breakdown!!!!! thank you!!!!

🔴LIVE - do you like STRANGE and ANTIQUES???? well I get to live out my spooky antiques store owner dream today with Strange Antiquities!!!! 👻🕰🗝🕯️ www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

just picked up three AMAZING packages at the post office!!!! will be showing them off in today's pre-show!!!! I gusped a gasp at each package!!!!

a week of fun........AGAIN???? I guess so!! please note: stream on WEDNESDAY but not FRIDAY!! 🛋️🏰🏝️🤫

halloween starts tomorrow!!!!

New podcast w/ @halfmoonjoe.com! This week we chat about cruise ships, Labubus, balcony fears, big city transit, Project Runway, mullets, and more!

idk just thinkin

btw they're gay and married and like to travel the world together!! one likes photography a lot and one just likes walking around!!!! (it's me and justin)

thank y'all so much for hanging and having fun with me today and this whole week tbh 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

🔴LIVE - chat...idk how to describe to you....how WILD AND FUN today is gonna be!!!! we're playing Dress to Impress in Roblox!! and find our what's under the secret sheet....shhhhhh 🤫🤫 👗💃🕺👠 twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

unboxed a labubu this morning!!!! did it in private bc I needed the rush!! will show it today on stream!!!!

a photo full of DIVAS!!!! ty again for playing and congrats to @loho.bsky.social !!!!!!!!

🔴LIVE - time to go to an island with chat and FIGHT!!!! that's right, it's another round of Roblox Outlaster!!!! 🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️ www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

had a call with my manager LP and he told me I'm the face that pops up on their live streaming tab on the agency's new website!!!! if you hover over the word "live streaming" there I am!!!! he also said he saw the labubu video!!!! didn't have much to say about that!!

sometimes people get confused and write my last name as "songbird" and sometimes they do a typo and I get "birdson" but last night I got an email addressing me as joseph BIRDSNOG!!!! no!! only humans!!!!

do I need to buy snoopy keycaps for my keyboard?? (I don't like the official tamagotchi keycaps I'm sorry!!!!) please reply!!

been trying to switch up my "go live notification" that twitch sends everyone who has notifications turned on but it won't let me mention gay!!!!

🔴LIVE - HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!!! a new jester has entered the court!!!! time for more The Sims Medieval!! attendance is required or it is to the stocks!!!! 🏰🏰🏰🏰 www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

IT WORKED!!!! if you saw that....... no you didn't

🔴LIVE - divas we are SO BACK!!!! let's catch "up"!!!! let's spill "the" tea!!!! attendance "is" mandatory!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

found out it's a firefox thing!!!! had to turn off a privacy setting!! they're trying to SUPPRESS ME and TRACK ME!!!!

I'm back!!!! mandatory FUN has been scheduled and announced and attendance is REQUIRED!!!! 🗣️🏰🏝️👗

FUCKIN HELL BLUSKY PICS STILL AREN'T UPLOADING FROM MY PC!!!!!!!! HOLD ON I'LL TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!

hell yeah we arrived home and I had all this awesome peanuts stuff waiting for me from mod @sashyenka.com !!!! thank you so much I'm about to put these stickers on everything!! (reupload number three)

fuckin hell bluesky!!!! pics aren't posting from my pc!!!!!!!! don't worry y'all I got this hold on

chat waiting for me to get off the cruise ship

half moon over the ocean.... always watching.... something....about that

this is a scheduled post!! I miss you!!!! see you soon!!!!

WELL WELL WELL

this is a scheduled post!! I miss you!!!!

chat let it be known shelby tried to send me to an island while the tide raised so I'd be trapped!!!!

this is a scheduled post!! I miss you!!!!

this is a scheduled post!! I miss you!!!!

this is a scheduled post!! I miss you!!!!

just saw the eyefull tower from our balcony!!!!

snagged this quick pic of the schuylkill river passing thru philly!! iykyk I'm looking at you benny f!!!!

first class on the brand new acela train!!!! they gave me a hot towel!! I said do you want me to wash this for you?? I will do your laundry if you want!!