hi i am gay for this

frankly insane that 20-ish years ago some devs in japan said "how do we adapt mystery dungeon for pokemon," someone said "why don't we have the player be a pokemon," and as a direct result i now wear a collar and have about 5 online friends that identify as the mythical pokemon mew

"Eh, he'll tire himself out.."

unexpected side effect of the weight loss i’m fucking cold all the time wtf

the democrats, everybody

Time to bring this back

huge news for the worst architects you know

got woke up at 8 on the dot to the sound of sledgehammers removing my sidewalk

Still hold dear that moment when furries invaded the four seasons and made an extra laughing stock of it thanks to @coopertom.bsky.social youtu.be/AS6s7W_ug1o?...

Sonic Adventure 2 has all your favorite musical styles!

Finally, a surreal David Lynch movie

“But we cant abolish the police!” Yeah we can look how easy it is

stretch

fb reels keeps showing me these first person videos of people going to goodwill and getting stoked about absolute garbage and i can’t tell if it’s a trolling bit or it actually happened and my thrift store tastes are no longer with it and what’s it seems weird and scary to me

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

My god this is for real one of the most incredible speeches I’ve ever seen by an elected US politician: ‘And if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is to dismantle the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power. This not only how we stop Trump, it’s how we stop the next one.’

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

HOW TO FEEL ALIVE

oh dog you know i voted

had a dream I was at an interview and tried to full screen my phd thesis on a projector but every time I tried it would just show the raunchiest furry porn in my collection and woke up in a cold sweat

Riolu little adventure

But then he falls in love with it and wants to mate with it.

Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag. Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.

A proposal 💍 [ #art #commissions ]

Did a presentation on my VR setup at work today just for fun, since I usually show up to meetings in VR during halloween week and everyone seemed interested. And somehow managed to pull off the most perfect scrungle demonstration ever. We need a @vrchat.com scrungle olympics.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

gay halloween

For @oranje.dog 💚🧡

do you ever just think about men

dude how do you know so many people

nostalgia is a dangerous drug but man do I miss 2008

uh oh... i put this collar on and now I'm a.... fox? 🎨: @birdpaw.bsky.social

hey siri how do i have sex with my friends

Daily bunny no.3125 got here early

hungover

Happy toony Halloween! 🌕🐺🧨

Happy Halloween, aka National Put a Hat on a Ferret Day!

Vincent Price (Yacht Rock 2005)

Happy Heckaween!!! Yours spookily, television’s famous the Dippler

they are launching me completely nude into a black hole tomorrow to see if they are fuckable or not

also got the lowdown dirt on why I got stiffed on pay and apparently a manager 4 clicks up said I was unprofessional because I was drinking a coffee during a presentation to him

got trashed with my manager and had some real real times

egads i’m drink at work

this little homunculus showed up and won't stop wahooing all over my stuff

Oh you guys are gay? Which of you gets shoved into the locker

bye bitch 👋

but i took an antibiotic almost 30 minutes ago what do you mean i’m still sick