send this post to your most wikipedia addicted friend

christmas is real

Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s

explaining vaporwave to my mom and I sound insane

❄️🌲🪾📖 I hope everything goes well for all of you animals who live inside the screen of my phone.

Merry Christmas! 🎄

Whether you're dashing through the snow or cozy with a cup of glögg, we wish you all a Merry Squeakmas, God Jul and Happy Howlidays! We look forward to seeing you at #NFC2026. ❤️ 🎨 @pandapaco.bsky.social

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

I walked every terminal and rode every tram (90 minutes, ~2.5 miles)

he’s back

where my layover in SeaTac cru at

learning Rust from beautiful trans women in the 2020s

installed some shelving in the closet today and now i keep going back to look at my nice organized closet

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

Kristi Noem belongs in the Hauge

RETWEET IF IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

~ ✩ men ✩ ~

If his catchphrase is "The name's Bond, James Bond", then he's already failed at spying.

thing I made for some art samples

same

7 minutes into a 10 minute snarky puppy song and the camera can still cut to guys like this that you haven't even seen yet

apologies california for the hundreds of gallons of fresh hetch hetchy water I straight piss away on overindulgent hot showers, it will happen again

thinking fondly back to the mid 2000s when every t-shirt company printed on american apparel blanks so you knew exactly how they’d fit

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Furry is closer to a Punk counter culture society than a fandom which is why hating Furries is extremely conservative brained behavior

Seal #Joltinkart

Terrible comic day? That's everyday for me, baby

something something epstein files youtu.be/fTaKDnSIb4c

keeping some champagne chilled for whenever it finally happens

Spotted in Portland's Forest Park:

why does the proletariat, the largest of the classes, not simply eat the billionaires?

look at this little nerd mouse who almost ruined Christmas for the whole town

i have got to get faster at everything

Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes

got xmas gifts wrapped and mailed and now I have anxiety because there’s a bottle of liquid inside it and I am hoping it is packed well enough but you never know, also it was $200 fucking dollars to ship because fuck the consumer amirite

ugh i have holiday depression ugh

sure fuck it apple a club remix of Tiny Dancer is a christmas song. who cares

I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill

Ok wait Kirk is using a record player with these 2 cat girls? That shit is already antique NOW like that shit is gonna be ANCIENT by Trek times! Kirk basically pulled out an old timey music box. He went "some mood music, ladies?" & wheeled out a medieval lute player like wtf is wrong w/ him

me youtu.be/BONhk-hbiXk

my unrealistic urban expectation is that I should be able to buy a deli sandwich at 8pm on a weeknight

bold of you to assume I’m going to work today, apple

extremely pleased with my white elephant gift offering tho

oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to drive? 🥺🥺 yeah? 🥺🥺 you need the bo-bot to park too? yeah ?? you can't do it? 🥺🥺 you're a moron?? 🥺🥺 you need the car to fuck your wife ?? 🥺🥺

wonder what the psychology is on some people adoring giving gifts at the holidays and others like me spending all of december holding back some existential dread at the thought of being forced to give someone something they don’t actually want need or like