My biggest goal for this year is to make stuff that's in my normal style!! That way I can hopefully stop people saying shit like "you're so brave for doing this when you can't draw" when they come to my table. :') So I'm doing some new keychains, first is a weasel!! #furryart #art

We had a good run

Since kidnapping foreign dictators is now the precedent can some other country please come get the orange turd? Thanks

Loong loong maaan #art ✧ #painting ✧ #marten

a stoat!

1/31 ❄️ #heavyjan

A summary of my 2025 🙄

2025 sucked but we got two new mustelids (mustela mopbie and lontra annectens) so it sucks a little less.

Well if you insist

Unless of course you are a weasel.

I bring a real *bites you* kinda vibe to social gatherings

repost if you like eating pizza or car wires

Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt

Sorry I was ignoring you, I was preoccupied thinking about the perfect animal again.

I love this petroglyph of a weasel look at this prehistoric noodle

Anyways, here's nice weasel photo.

This is not a "battleship" btw. This is just another ugly guided missile destroyer made even uglier by the orange turd brand.

I discovered a new type of hate which I didn't know I had now that the orange turd has decided to bumble its way into in my niche autistic interest.

Petition to make martens the official creature

We got Rommunism before GTA VI

It is once again that time of year to spread cheer and merriment, so why not celebrate with the mustelid version of that classic song?

Everyone with a mustelid fursona is a creechur

I like to imagine that an mustelid anthros thought processes are seemingly strange and incomprehensible to the average person. They do absolutely need all those random trinkets and seemingly useless items. To a mustelid it perfectly makes sense but leaves others scratching their head.

Hold yote gently like hamburger

I think things like the spike field could protect nuclear waste, but not for the reason we planned. Future people would probably view them the way we view Stonehenge or the sphinx. "Look at this cool monument the ancients built! Don't know what it was for but we'll preserve it for cultural reasons."

:3

Remember to share the holiday warmth this season!

Mustelids have two aesthetics: soft™core And MURDERCORE

GUYS LOOK, there’s a game where you get to play as a weasel and set up holiday lights!!!! 🥹 HOW CUTE (Light Up The Town)

ever just...?

Fun fact, my fursona is a long tailed weasel and black footed ferret mix. That would make him 200% weasel. But I thought perhaps that is just a lttle too much weasel so he is also 1% canine and therefore 199.5% weasel.

reminder: this is me

In case you were curious about the other levels of weasel.

They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead

Some mustelids do in fact have a keen interest in electronics and mechanics.

New Weasel just dropped www.earth.com/news/routine...

Stoats (Mustela erminea) undergo a molt twice a year, changing from brown to snow-white to blend in the snow. They don't store fat & must eat up to 25% of their weight per day (~50 g), mostly in rodents. Recent studies have found that they register an 11.7 on the cuteness scale (out of 10).

Another mustelid mech

Infallible logic

Weasel time #art

No one: Literally no one: Mustelid furries:

Stoat Quest: Episode 2

I am become long, eater of egg. -Stoatenheimer

Remember to bite your friends every now and then. How else are they going to know that you care about them?

ermines anyone?

A cartel boss walks into his warehouse. "Hey! What happened to the 500 kilos of premium grade cocain we had in here?" Marten with a suspiciously premium grade cocain covered muzzle: "Huh?"

Moist

More stoat? Here. Watch. It’s very serious and makes total sense.

*bites you* #MustelidsDoingMustelidThings

POV: you're handed this fucking thing.