All right I’ll say it: that’s too many times

Elon not being happy despite having all the money is like someone losing at a game in tutorial mode, which he also does

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Like, Chuck is lying to us. He's lying. This is a fucking lie. 76% of Democrats support ABOLISHING ICE. Not "commonsense reform," whatever in the holy fuck that even means or however in the holy fuck that would even work. today.yougov.com/politics/art...

Some jawdropping CBP crime statistics here...

Let me help you out, man

there are people going out in the freezing cold and literally putting their lives on the line in defense of their communities and the multicultural secular society they believe in. not interested in what some online wannabe dnc consultant type wants to tell me what is and isn't possible now

doxxing is for like, message board anonymity it is not for pigs carrying the governments gun. entire administration of 4chan posters

i designed a t-shirt to let people know about my dream of a beautiful perfect world of horse roryblank.bigcartel.com

what a legend lmao

yeah why don't you losers prosecute the ice guy yourself. or withhold funding for dhs yourself. grow a pair and commence your own impeachment proceedings. also i have early-onset dementia

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here

post deleted but it’s abolish ICE now and always has needed to happen

[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book

The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s

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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

applying for jobs again

I cannot

Weapons (2025)

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

you simply do not "have to hand it to" any generation of the young republicans, and if you're a reformed former young republican the appropriate place to discuss your feelings about it is a therapist's office

When the Yankees get eliminated

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report.

when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34

dbj called tom an asshole within 5 min of the pod starting and we never recovered

lol it’s this guy

TIL there's a huge major comedy show in Saudi Arabia happening and also that Zach Woods remains a king

Look I'm not the man to do this but if somebody isn't making a supercut of Rapturetok influencers realizing they have to remain on this dogshit planet right now then I don't even know why I have a computer anymore.

single issue voter on bulldozing the ballroom on live tv after sanding the names of the donors off

Firing a Black woman for quoting Kirk’s horrific statements about Black women is insane. It seems the Washington Post would rather perform politeness (and demand that the people Kirk harmed do it too) that tell the truth: karenattiah.substack.com/p/the-washin...

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

Why is the media afraid to say it out loud?

How many people can name the attempted Trump assassin without looking it up? As soon as we found out he had a social media account with a bunch of anti-immigrant and antisemitic posts he poof’d out of public and media interest. Dog bites man.

Gotta say, pretty surreal to sit here waiting for your city to be invaded by your own stupid fucking country.

at no point did we defund the police. it's important when we talk about defunding the police to note it never actually happened. would it work? we don't know! but merely phrasing the idea succinctly incited a reactionary backlash that put fascists in charge of all 3 branches of government. curious!

It’s not really worth debating anything with these people but for starters it’s not just a horrible aspect of our nation’s history. It’s not a thing that just occurred. It was foundational and she’s standing in Washington DC, a city built by slaves. Imagine Germany being founded on the holocaust

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate

Thought to be unique in recorded history, Donkey Kong is the only known entity who is explicitly described in canon as capable of causing pain, and perhaps even injury, as a result of shooting his gun at you.

this is so good. I play @pftompkins.bsky.social's body, "Creature" in this demented gameshow: youtu.be/5VI7qgpQmws at 1:18 in, you can see a shot of my face that I did not think would be visible in this particular setup