Cook em

Shoutout to Chris Evans for grtting money but eh

This was a ton of fun! Thank you very very much to everyone who showed up and raided and all that nice stuff. Tomorrow at 10am we're going to finish up by watching a SUPERFIGHTS, one of my favorite bad movies

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My library system shared the top check out books of 2025. Looking at the different categories, the top checked out book in a language other than English was Rizos (translated from English by Jasminne Mendez) The top branch where Rizos was checked out was the Connolly Branch (ahem) 🖤 #booksky📚

You think I gassed out? I conserved energy. You think my kickboxing record is a joke? I'm a comedian. You think I got a black eye from a boxing match? It was a side effect of all the pussy I've been getting.

Nothing funnier than seeing someone clearly over 40 wearing a Travis Scott shirt.

*tongue firmly in cheek* Once again, refs helping other teams beat the Pats smh

The thing about strength of schedule is that beating the Falcons means just as much as beating Patrick Mahomes now

The best part about the Pats being good again is that you can sense the fear in NFL fans hearts again. Fills me with joy.

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

Sad Sack Bullied By Area Goose https://theonion.com/sad-sack-bullied-by-area-goose-1819573528/

ohhhhhhh hell yeah its the fuckin solstice !!!!! fuck the equinox its #solstice the god damn #Solstice ‼️‼️

I'm doing a subathon on monday!!! twitch.tv/pizza_suplex

Unless you’re in region 2 & want a decent physical version

I love watching @tomwalker.bsky.social streams so I drew one

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

Getting those bags that they make high school kids put their phones in before school for my family over the holidays because I will not spend the entire time being shown videos and then telling them that’s funny but it’s AI

Wow they really can't plan or manage for shit over there huh

The fuck

They are absolutely going to blame this guy for everything huh

you should check it out

Lol only a guy as boring as Woodley would think 'no drinking, no drugs, going to Maxim 100 parties' is the rock star life. He was living the 'passive, barely doing anything' life in and out of the cage.

Going on Guys is already extremely fun but then getting to be on a Canada Guys episode as a person who works in the sport of curling for a living was a real treat. Love my boys, this ep was a blast

Here comes ol' Todd with thr bullshit again

i said my music and reading versions of this the other night so i will instead say that @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social's monster talent show is one of the funniest things i watched all year and brought me a lot of joy www.youtube.com/watch?v=FadP...

amv night 5!!!!

slide whistle sound of opinion lowering even further

Hot Dog with Extra casing my penis orange balls #FoodUpAPenis @midnight

Hortdog Penis #FoodUpAPenis @midnight

Love reading this and seeing: - Minimal efficiency gains - Devs are generally against it - Seems like the practical application is nothing that the staff care about, they're just being told to use it - And most importantly, it's just offloading brainstorming which is a juvenile application at best

tonight my final stream of 2025. we're following in the footsteps of our forebears, as Dalilsteppa accomplishes the most iconic RP-walk in history - from the Shire to Mount Doom thanks for a great year. hope 2 c u there

LMAO

The guy I follow who live streams Balatro runs easily clears these numbers, and he serves an actual function (showing you how to play Balatro better) bsky.app/profile/osul...

Sad news. Terrific character actor troubled by addiction. Had a real plausibility as a tough guy/heavy in a lot of juicy roles.

The spirit of bargain bin straight to DVD lives on

They shouldve announced this at the game awards

Cause nobody gives a fuck about Olivia Nazi and this is purely for idiots who got comms degrees and are interested in "the business"

Only a thousand people bought Nuzzi's book but *all* of them went on to form their own punk bands

It’s sort of interesting that giving Sonic the Hedgehog a gun was a big deal but Nintendo has given Kirby a gun a few different times and no one really reacts because it’s like “yeah he’d have one”

met bigfoot

New Past Lives: Sosias, Silver Mining, and the Wealth of Classical Athens. One of the hidden drivers of Athenian wealth during the city's golden age was silver mining, and Sosias, one of the most expensive slaves sold in the city, oversaw 1,000 enslaved miners. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

Got the same request for a phone customer service job

Anyone who posts the phrase "I asked my friend ChatGPT" all breezily and cheekily like this deserves far worse than a fucked up countertop

@tyleriam.bsky.social I'm hearing it was between Sloppy and Biff Poggi for the interim job at UM