Me and the boys pounding the table and chanting “PLEX! PLEX! PLEX!”

Congrats now well get even less movies in theaters and released to home media. Start collecting/buying up all the movies/tv in physical media you can cause you'll never own it after this.

Missed my chance to get this on vinyl years ago, and every December I try in vain to correct that. I like Christmas ska albums. So sue me.

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but what about:

I still stand by this

What I wouldn’t give for a day off to just listen to the entire run of This Is Branchburg.

Ohhhh, like Chuck Palahniuk’s Lullaby

Even my eye exam wants me to shut up about comics

“Here we have a copy of Illbleed with a rich patina of resin, the original owner having never used rolling tray or grinder. Exquisite piece. $450.”

just pressed the button that breaks everyone's spirit

Oh wow! The Trypanohyncha Ocellus float from Noah Hawley's ALIEN: EARTH made a surprise appearance at the #MacysDayParade!

As far as roasts go, “micro butt” doesn’t exactly cut to the bone.

I can’t get a bacon, egg, and cheese for $5, but I CAN get a wildly under-appreciated PSone rpg.

Since we live in a culture that worships merch, I've always wondered why there are no specific lawn decorations for Thanksgiving. Very occasionally a blow up turkey. Nothing else. Until now when I present my new idea for making millions:

Every dead body that is not exterminated gets up and KILLS. The people it kills GET UP AND KILL, Charlie Brown.

we can milk it a second time too! reappearing in 60 cities in December linktr.ee/hundredsofbe...

BLOOD STAINS SPEED KILLS FAST CARS CHEAP THRILLS RICH GIRLS FINE WINE I LOST ALL SENSE, I LOST CONTROL, I LOST MY MIND

Gonna take an edible, walk into Stew Leonard’s, and have a nervous breakdown.

Mostly agree, but you’re gonna put Castle Crashers on there and leave Guardian Heroes out?

J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

Less Than Jake is just Billy Joel for suburbanite millennials: -both sing at length about drinking to cope with ennui -both have an oddly specific resentment of Bergen County, New Jersey I dunno, man. Came to me over coffee.

Top five film genres: -I’m from the 80’s and brought all these practical effects with me -Divine is here to freak out the squares -documentary about losers but you end up wanting to take a bullet for them -one man’s (or sketch group’s) vision setting fire to a studio’s money -whooo wants to be sad?

Glad they worked his classic catchphrase in there. It’s up there with “with great power, ya gotta be careful” and “hey! X-men! C’mere a minute!”

The humans that were turned into sentient filters in All Tomorrows stuck with me. Life is just a slow burn nightmare for them. Stephen Graham Jones’s Mongrels also deserves a mention. My favorite depiction of werewolves.

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

Guys! CS Lewis already covered this in The Screwtape Letters. Come on, now.

Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender

When all my friends come over for a nice spaghetti dinner

“This edible ain’t shi-“

Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round

"no, mecha is not AWESOME. There's a difference between that, & extremely expensive CRAP. Zeon doesn't even make money, it's all savings from the Gryps War. You would never understand." "So you live alone & spend all your money on mecha & sunglasses?" "oh, so you do understand"

Happy birthday Kamille Biden!!!!!!! To celebrate this fictional character’s birthday, here’s his introduction in Zeta Gundam where he punches a military dude after getting misgendered

Local man ready for walk

even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people

lol she got his ass and he knows it

With the weather in the northern hemisphere cooling again, it reminds me that it's SOUP SEASON! And of this fabulous piece by @alexkrokus.bsky.social!

We rented a cabin for our anniversary, and my wife got this kickstarter boardgame that plays like a mix of Gloom and Talisman. Like a really, REALLY streamlined Talisman.

What was going on in 2009?

I’d be there day one if they let Jared Keeso voice Kenshiro. “Omai wa mo spare parts”

More Stokoe is always a good thing. Absolutely humbling line work and colors. Can’t recommend Orphan enough.

Michael Rapaport is getting so mad that he’s just that one scene from Scanners

AY JERSEY!

My back is spineless. My belly is yellow. I am the Cuomo voter.

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

Anyways.