guy who loves match-3 games but doesn't know they make non-hentai versions: another puzzle down... ugh, I hate this part 🙈

the only kinds of artist who are not marketing creations: - prolific power pop bands comprised of total losers - rappers from michigan who rap so far off beat it loops around to technical proficiency - jazz musicians of any age who smell like old people - hardcore/metal bands who DO NOT lift weights

I think if Black Francis went back to pretending to be Puerto Rican he'd make good music again.

Catholic Church vs MAGA is basically like a mosh pit wall of death if the fans were there to be pedophiles instead of to see a band

(i think you're just what i needed voice) i dribbled grease near my penis

as I get older I've come to realize all the charming midcentury bons mots about drinking boil down to "I Am An Extreme Alcoholic"

I just got back from 8 days in Spain and the only drink that wasn't coffee or alcohol that was universally available was Coke Zero. I was putting it away like it was water.

watched Desert of the Tartars today and it goes absolutely bananas

A couple of the cafés in Sevilla had bagels for sale. No way I'm ordering a bagel anywhere that expelled their Jews. There could be centuries of bagel refinement they missed out on.

another, harder Super Metroid Map Rando seed on hitbox @ twitch.tv/enterim

Probably the funniest two works that have the same composer.

learning Super Metroid Map Rando on a leverless fighting game pad + watchin How It's Made @ twitch.tv/enterim

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

(practicing in the mirror after realizing I'm going to Spain in a few weeks) Somos Canadianos. Somos de Toronto. Nuestra banda desea realizar un concierto en el Rivoli.

Claude? More like Clod. This thing's a dope! Copilot? More like Don't Buy It. It ain't adding up! Anthropic? More like Oh Stop It. You're just embarrassing yourself! ChatGPT? More like Please Leave Me Be. I'm tired of hearing this hokum! Rufus? More like Doofus. It don't know a durn thing!

Most of the footage of the famous 2000 "Super Mario 128" tech demo was recorded with handheld cameras by the audience, with the presenter drowning out the game sound. Only 10 seconds of direct feed footage exist, which reveal that the sound was a cacophony of Marios screaming.

i'm getting the good recommendations on youtube now

This is a Nazi move. Stripping people of rights, invalidating their IDs, setting them up for criminalization and imprisonment. If you don't support trans rights, you support fascism.

me when a cowboy makes a spurious claim

Run, don't walk, to the Sego Indonesian food truck at 16th and Market for the beef rendang hoagie ($12). This is rocketing up the Enterim's Sandwiches to Watch 2026 list.

British people call them snoughploughs

Polvo – When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams. Also my favorite >10 minute song. music.youtube.com/watch?v=sPh3...

(Let's Watch a Disney Channel Movie voice): Criss Angel's Breakfast, Lunch, and Pizza

democrats playing hardball

if I wanted to see the founding fathers in a work of historical fiction anchored by innovative animation technology I would simply play the 1993 adventure game "Day of the Tentacle"

One great writer's obituary for another. Brian Howard on Dan McQuade. "Nobody understood Philadelphia, and Philadelphians, like Dan." www.phillymag.com/news/2026/01...

aw man, RIP Dan McQuade 🙁 a philly journalist for the ages who really made this city seem larger than life. a twitter mutual of mine of many years based on nothing more than us living in the same city & having similar tastes in writers. I imagined I'd still be reading him blog in 40 years' time.

when I get my thermal imaging camera, it's over for you hoes

Apartment building fire at 52nd and Pine in West Philly. The surrounding streets are absolutely covered in ice from the fire hydrant runoff instantly freezing.

Thomas Eakins's "The Agnew Clinic" (1889) masterfully depicts Dr. David Agnew performing a "C'mon, what'd I say?" gesture during a surgery.

looking through the free games you've claimed from the epic store is one of the premier ways to see some of the most unappealing art direction in all of minor league video games 👍

The kiosk demo of Mario Kart DS contained "Flesh Trucks" due to a spelling error. While the error was fixed in the final version, looking at the preview image for GCN Mushroom Bridge very closely shows that the truck still has an L. As such, the memory of the Flesh Truck remains.

this is fucking incredible

there's a lot of early 90s Bay Area avant-garde band satire in Day of the Tentacle. it really pleases me to imagine the LucasArts guys writing jokes about like Thinking Fellers or Gregg Turkington

set up Google Alerts for my college band a decade ago and forgot about it but I was pleased to see we were in the news today

this is the worst kind of RYM page you can find if you're curious about getting into a band. I don't want to see 6 albums and they're all equally popular and equally well-regarded, I want to see 2 3.8/5's and a bunch of clunkers I can skip!

everyone talkes about the work of Gordon Willis in ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN, for good reason. but I also love the rigorous, oppressive geometry of THE PARALLAX VIEW.

Wow! Copilot usage is up 40,000% in 2026 so far!

cold in my office so i'm gonna turn off the fps limiter and turn my gpu into a space heater

hail to the king, baby... i'm gonna try some doom mapping and then probably do some gameing when i get overwhelmed and confused @ twitch.tv/enterim

I'm collecting valuable user data and selling it to marketers

logged my final game of 2025 I reckon. Deathloop was very good! backloggd.com/u/Enterim/re...

A lot of Homestar Runner permanently altered my vocabulary and phrasing but this 50 second cartoon from 2002 is so dense with phrases I say unconsciously. "I'm going this waaaaay!," "Breakfast, lunch, munch, and pinner," "~~~secret eating~~~," and "sleepy times." www.youtube.com/watch?v=b532...

RIP to Mike F, one of the all time great posters. Thank you for brightening online with your many wonderful jokes.

All my favorite characters have at least a LITTLE of Fujiko Mine in them