Eww what the fuck this looks like shit dawg

tfw you leave Plato’s cave awfulannouncing.com/nfl/pat-mcaf...

But like, it literally does? They're doing it, because they still have enough seats to hold up funding bills. Is the implication that a 51-seat majority in the Senate is sacrosanct and shouldn't be challenged? News to me, considering the filibuster.

The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/

it is beautiful how we are having another moment of Bluesky unity. everybody basking in the glow of how Ilhan Omar was very visibly gonna punch that dude in the mouth

Is that an ICE vehicle? If so, why are Minnesota Conservation Officers doing crowd control to make sure it can pass @governorwalz.mn.gov? You can take a look at their shoulder badges and writing on the back of their vests to verify that for yourself. www.dnr.state.mn.us/enforcement/...

This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

Excited for Bovino and his new office.

I think about this headline a lot.

One problem with advocating for censoring unwanted political content on TikTok is that you might get your way

In the early 1930s the SA was roughing people up, creating chaos in neighborhoods, seeking to terrorize with the occasional killing. By the late 1930s it had been supplanted by the SS, which was much better trained.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Trump, disagreeing sharply with Ruth Bader Ginsburg, takes a hard stance against the Doctrine of Discovery.

JDPON Don continues to doing all he can to erode the international structures that empower AmeriKKKa

why would anyone want that

the toyota prius is older than ICE

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “

‘oh you need a thousand signs that say hands off maduro? yeah we actually made these in 2012 just in case’

Minds ear.... Is that like thinking?

My "The Constitution remains firm and unshaken" T-shirt has many people asking questions already answered by the shirt

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

Guy on the left skipped "standing normal" day at school I guess

i was married to vincent price from 1974 until my death in 1991

They’re lifting the curse in 2026

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

I guess sometimes bullying works

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time

Good points and I broadly agree, but why the fuck is this article written by the founder and CEO of a private equity firm?? My best guess: he sees higher taxes on the way for his company and self, and wants to propose alternatives that won't cost him, specifically. But again, I agree with him! Agh!

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this made me so happy

‘Buddo’ - a rare representation of a human figure from the British Neolithic, dating to around 2900-2400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae in the mid-C19th, it was re-discovered amongst the archaeological collections at Stromness Museum in 2016. 📸 My own. #FindsFriday #Archaeology

absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos

Oh my god...

Sir, this is a truth room

Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."

Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...

The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time

Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole

He attack

When the US liberated Nazi concentration camps, many queer people stayed in prison because they were seen as having broken the law. Indeed, Paragraph 175, which criminalized gay intercourse in Weimar Germany & had been expanded to include intent by the Nazis, was not abolished by the US after WWII.

Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk