Yet a Trace of the True Self Exists in the False Self Or However This Goes I Don’t Know

Ser Duncan the Tall can't fuck to save his life that dude is coming fast and he is whimpering about it the whole time. And that's great. Why can't you just accept that that's great. Why are you making that guy a yandere dom. Do we not all share the same eyes and ears

Alright man

Tiktok glitched as I was watching an edit of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, so mid-montage it cut to the next tiktok, showing the Kaaba, and I was like man I do NOT know what's going on this show dude

Every time I watch a movie with no romance I'm like, what gives? The characters should have kissed. 2 stars. Of course, every time I see a movie with a romance I'm like, I didn't need or want that, actually, excessive and roped in. 2 stars

I'm usually on the "fighting in the Not That Deep wars in the side of It's That Deep" but all my coworkers across the racial spectrum are very careful about making sure their emoji reacts on slack match their irl skin tones and I feel insane for being like. This is not that serious

The loss of pirating/archive sites are always easier to bear for people who've no interest in obscure or older titles and can't imagine the existence of a thriving community of audience members who aren't exclusively reading Barnes & Noble Special Edition Hardcovers and whatnot

The people who are quickest to talk about humanity being a bunch of assholes doing asshole shit for no reason also seem, nevertheless, disproportionately upset when they're blocked or told to shut the fuck up. Like this is fitting your worldview why are you surprised

As far as I can tell Stranger Things pissing off the yet-uncynical fanbase using queerbaiting is part of a long and storied cultural tradition. "Why would they set up all this only to end it like THAT, surely this has to be a mistake?" is the sound of a torch being passed on, imo

I'm gonna fucking scream, all day my partner has been like "We have arugula! Do you want some arugula? I think I'll have some arugula. What's with you, do you not like arugula? How can you not like arugula?"

Saw a clip from The Music Man (1962) and was like "Oh my God! That's the dance from Family Guy Immaterial - SOPHIE" only to quickly do a series of backwards deductions and go "Ohhhh wait yeah"

Partner and I took a bus to the restaurant and it stopped in front of their office building. I was like, "Get up! It's time to work! It was all a dream, silly, it's January 2nd!" But unfortunately they BOLTED upright at "Get up it's time to work" and glared at me for 2 stops 😭😭😭

For some reason voice chat cuts off every time I say the word "pirate" (LIKE, 90% OF THE TIME??) so I keep having to say shit like "Oceanic rapscallion" and "Marine scoundrel" when talking about the pirate museum

Aww fuck, did you guys hear about the Canadian guy who died at the airport? I heard it was Terminal, A

My favorite brand of reactionary are the ones who try to make a Gotcha re: the treatment of minorities while also not caring about said minorities. "Don't you know they kill fags like you in Iraq" damn you make a good point, you really have shown your deep and abiding concern for your fellow man

"Good gracious, ass is bodacious" is a really good line. That's lyricism. Poetry. More people should say "good gracious" when they see a bodacious ass

Combining music, acting, dance, science, the whole gamut of visual arts, you would think the musical would be one of the pinnacles of human artistic endeavors, and yet!

I'm watching my friend play Devil May Cry in lieu of our usual movie night. I always thought the depiction of him in fanworks was the usual exaggeration and then later memeification of said exaggeration of Dante's personality, and it is kind of jarring realizing that no he's actually like that

HGHGGHGHHNNGGNG NO GUYS, I SWEAR, THIS TIME IF WE FOCUS ON CULTURAL PURITY AND REMOVING THE CONTEMPTIBLE WESTERN CULTURAL POLLUTANTS WE WON'T DESCEND INTO IN-FIGHTING AND FASCISM I SWEARRRR TRUST MEEE

It's not professional or even put-together as a response but "Holy fuck guys" is admittedly the funniest/worst way to begin addressing a backlash at your company

The president of the Culinary Institute of America being surnamed Bakker is so funny to me. Another point for nominative determination I fear

I love learning new things. Being stupid and destroying my brain constantly with weed and shrooms and endless jacking off is so conducive to constantly learning new things due to total lack of retention ability.

Saw someone talking about how due to Confucian values East Asian media is less concerned with revenge in plots and like, while I am willing to concede that there are, typically, broad broad broad narrative differences between The East And The West, I don't think this is true.

I would be so annoying in the world of Silent Hill I'd constantly be like "Anybody think this hill's kinda... silent?" And every monster representing my complex relationship with my parents will try to kill me even harder

Finished Understanding Jim Crow: Using Racist Memorabilia to Teach Tolerance and Promote Social Justice by David Pilgrim. I have nothing to say except that this country shouldn't exist.

I read Edgar Allan Poe's Annabel Lee when I was about 10 years old and my primary takeaway from the poem was "Wow Edgar Allan Poe fucked with Koreans"

Suddenly started craving that blood sausage I had at my London layover. I only spent about 6 hours awake in the UK but damn if that breakfast didn't fuck.......... ough the clotted cream.... huuough

Heh. Nothing PG about THIS Wodehouse 😏

"Gang of Dragon World" is an awful name but I'm contractually obligated to support Ma Dong-seok in all his endeavors. I hope his character is textually ethnically Korean, though I will happily continue to delude myself even if it is made explicitly clear he is not

Every member of Katseye is so beautiful. And their music is so indescribably bad.

I love when people use their phone in the bathroom. Catch me in there forcing a shart if possible, flushing multiple times, groaning aloud like I'm dying from a bullet wound to the stomach. I'll be the villain if it means stopping you from continuing to do that

I think along with Paypal and Klarna as payment options, sites should also allow you to connect your FanDuel/DraftKings/other sports betting account to make payments based on winnings (or in the case of losses, the full price + initial bet). I want this because I hate society and the world

Couldn't sleep last night so I read Edward Snow's translation of Rainer Maria Rilke's The Notebooks of Malte Laurids Brigge.

Every time I think about reviving my Letterboxd account (I use it currently solely to read friends' reviews and my only movie is a 2 star rating of Inspector Gadget 2) I start reading reviews by the rest of the user base and get so angry I need to sit down

It's so weird being mutuals with someone on one site but not another. I feel too shy to be like "Haha hey it's Me, from Tumblr," so instead I just kind of stare really hard and go "SEEEE MEEEE" like Gary Oldman in Coppola's Dracula

Getting into an argument with my partner/best friends makes me feel like that vine of the guy trying to put up a "MISSING STAPLER" sign and then realizing he can't

The insidious and duplitous Japanese are culturally prone to deception, engaging in a sick practice that in English would translate to something like "Being polite and speaking indirectly so as to not to offend you," something only the Oriental mind can conjure

Having an absolute dogshit day and trying to decide whether watching Wicked For Good would make it unfathomably worse or if it's just bad enough that I can boost my mood via Sneer Energy

Complaining about people being vapid is so cringe. It is extremely embarrassing. The moment the thought even comes to mind I get like nine counter-thoughts like "Ohh and YOU'RE SO PROFOUND HUH" "Look out we got the Thinker over here" "[xkcd-610.jpg]"

Asians not from Jpn/Kor/Cn someday something your culture produces will be just popular enough to get widespread attention in the west and there will be a moment, briefly, where you consider being flattered. Don't do it.

It's pretty cool how everyone is still freaked out by the idea of taboo sexual fantasies like society just invented the idea even though we pretty much figured out what their deal is like years and years ago, because to attempt to even look into this stuff even a little makes you a Freak

Avatar is such a weird movie series bc it's a technical marvel in nearly every conceivable angle and also just like, conceptually evil. Incredibly skilled team coming together to create a rich world that's just like "What if indigenous people were real and lived in a laser tag arena :)"

Yes I've experienced religious ecstasy as the result of being temporarily possessed by spirits and/or temporarily visited other minor divinities and needed those visions interpreted by potentially sham Korean mudangs but I have a job so idrc about that rn

Watching a cutscene compilation of Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment. Narwhal Zora is an incredible move imo

Quick phone doodle of earlier today when my partner fucked me into a coma and then shook me awake in the middle of an REM cycle specifically to show me a picture of a bluebird edited to be the shape of Idaho that made them scream-laugh while I tried to remember my name and what year it was

I know this is the 17th post about it I've made this year but it really is pretty cool how you can be like "I will pay real legal currency to get to watch Baahubali 1 and 2 again" and licensing/distribution laws are like "Kill yourself expeditiously"

Watching videos of tourists getting beaten up in Thailand by locals and smiling fondly as though watching a warm video of a birthday with friends or perhaps a pet I've ceased to mourn and remember only with affection

Dropshipping is so funny I keep giggling at these 21 year old tiktok bloggers feigning rapturous enjoyment of like, giant rubik's cubes and other items you could probably get for tickets at a Chuck E Cheese

Partner and I got into a fight and then in the aftermath as we were talking it over we were both compulsively eating chips and then made ourselves gassy and nauseous at the same time so we just gave up and are lying in pain together