"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

thanks NBC

Doing the clockwork orange eyeball thing to every person involved in a 2026 dem campaign until they learn this lesson

I love NBC having a "view all boroughs" button specifically for staten island. Just feels right

it's hard work being God's sleepiest soldier and also God's least willing soldier to go to bed early

Assigned Aloof At Birth

ICE shot an American citizen and food bank worker who tried to block them arresting an immigrant by pulling his car in front of them. After being released from hospital: "He is now facing charges for assault on a federal officer." www.calonews.com/featured-top...

serving fish

why was oscar isaac so mean to that twink

Interesting paper! When you ask people about the most important issue "facing the country," they often say immigration. But when you ask them about issues facing them personally, it doesn't crack the top 10. This indicates that voters are reacting to media narratives, not their own experience.

animals really were just trying anything back in the cambrian

jon bois ass tweet

“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”

i love the camel coverage maps.app.goo.gl/Dy52oywqrxR1...

he little sleepy little guy

Joy receptacle Joy, IL

I know we'd all like to move on but I just wanna say, can you imagine being a staffer doing oppo research on your opponent and learning he has a chest totenkopf. I'd be so fucking stoked. I'd go out for a fancy dinner or something

It's too hot to eat :( but I need cold, salt, and a meal at the same time :/

Beef and dairy should be insanely expensive. Cattle farming/ranching is one of the biggest ecological disasters of all time, beef and dairy are very costly to produce and are only viable bc of subsidies, beef sucks, milk spoils too quick and can't even be digested by most people who aren't white,

selena gomez is a billionaire???

he in the bag

A couple of years ago, a client of mine was attacked in their apartment by an abusive partner. The police were called. Charges were pressed against the abusive partner, who later pleaded guilty. The landlord filed an eviction action against Client for *allowing* a crime to occur in their unit. 1/

if people express a desire to own slaves or establish hierarchies that will give them the ability to enslave other people then what you should do it take all of their resources and expel them from society. it makes your society better.

homosexuals

the secret third way (wombat intestines)

learning crab facts

semi permeable...very nice .. lets see paul aliens membrane

went outside btw

So like. Assuming the AI bubble will pop at some point in the next few years. What am I supposed to do about that.

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

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Customer: (not on record) DMV: ? Verdict: ACCEPTED

here, take this

Liz and basil helping me put together the new cat tower

Oh, you live on a street with no crosswalks? Have you tried not doing that?

i need everyone to get more communist

Something highlighted by the replies here is that people raised in our society often have a *really* difficult time imagining anything being non-hierarchical. If it's not us dominating the world, the only other possibility is someone else doing it. Equal coexistence sounds nonsensical

you need cold, salt and a meal at the same time

Btw for any Arizona people, both of our (dem) senators cosponsored the senate version of this

We've reached 6,000 confirmed exoplanets! I talked with @aussiastronomer.bsky.social about where things go from here. (A great graphic by @unamandita.bsky.social visualizes the amazing jumps in planet finds since the first ones were confirmed in the 1990s.)

there was a Liz shaped hole in the shoe rack

One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women

POV the cats have spotted you carrying a plant

It Only Tuesday

They should invent a type of sleep that makes you feel well rested

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

New, w/ @mulchy.bsky.social & @djbyrnes1.bsky.social: ICE shot & killed an immigrant in the Chicago suburbs yesterday. Then they immediately gave a misleading account of events. Chicago erupted in chaos and a father who lived here for decades is dead. This is what really happened: