new metaphor just dropped

POSTING THE VIDEO AGAIN

Pope : with mercy and love and deep regret, i must call this a schismatic act Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO

Some Dreamcast love. ♥️

wrote about jackass for those confused by how jackass became kind of important to a lot of people aftermath.site/jackass-movi...

duhhh im microsoft i put a trillion dollars into tech that loses money and laid off all my game workers who make profitable products can someone who's good at the economy help duhhhh

they should invent a wave that is cool instead

Robert Eggers: Say ‘Awooooo!’ Aaron Taylor-Johnson: Awooooo! Robert Eggers: Very good. You are hired.

The FDA has labeled MSG safe, noting you'd need to consume over 3 grams to feel any negative effect. Most foods top out around 0.5 grams. The "Chinese Restaurant Syndrome" scare that demonized it was built on junk science (and, well, racism).

centrists love to be like “when are you socialists going to win regions and states that we centrists currently also don’t win”

For fifty years, fans, critics, and scholars have debated the meaning of the Eagles’ acclaimed 1976 recording “Hotel California.” Our new paper uses advanced AI analysis to finally reveal the hidden truth: it’s about what if there was a spooky hotel

far from the first person to make this point but it’s pretty remarkable how much Jackass always leaned into homoeroticism considering its heyday was a time when gay people were constantly punchlines on TV and in movies

there’s a “what’s the best movie about men by a woman” prompt going around, and nobody has said this because it was only written by a woman and not directed by one, but it’s Slap Shot

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning

Remember folks, if buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft.

good morning

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

Whenever someone implies that gamers will boycott anything I think of this image and laugh and laugh and laugh

There are vacancies for PM, Doctor Who and James Bond at the moment. Who'd be perfect in all three roles? I vote Matt Berry, but I'm open to suggestions.

For @aftermath.site, I reviewed the Steam Machine. It costs $1049 base. It is beautifully designed. It might be one of the most important computers ever made, launched at the worst time imaginable. aftermath.site/steam-machin...

Saw that Limmy was live so I went to check in to see what his reaction was to Keir Starmer resigning

“There is dust on your chairs.” “Tomorrow,” said Toad. “Your windows need scrubbing,” said Frog. “Your plants need watering.” “Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”

My "cancelled SNES Resident Evil 2 port using the Ballz engine" April Fools post from a few years back

They shouldn’t feel stupid, they should feel afraid of getting their fucking faces smashed in for wearing a wire.

my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic

peddlers of dogshit AI slop do not even deserve a place in a bread line

Watching everything be better without you from Albania:

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

To make soccer more accessible for those of us who like to look at their phones a lot, they should show the matches on a short delay and sound an airhorn when a goal is about to be scored

DEATH FROM ABOVE! The Jetpack is one of many new toys you'll get to play with later this year. #Selaco

lord help me I’m thinkin’ ‘bout a bean hole

They're all gone now

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

Yeah?

ah, I was wondering why the NYT was having a panic attack yesterday lol